I thought bath salts were supposed to be non addictive. Isn't that why they are legal in some states. Tell me how something is not addictive if people are smoking it in a maternity ward. Right after they give birth. That is what Carla Murphy did. And right after she smoked it she decided to get naked and punch some nurses. Oh, and kicked them too. When police showed up she tried to punch them and kick them too. Then because this is bath salts story, you know she had to try to eat one of the policemen and tried to bite his face. They never really go for other parts of the body. It is always the face. There is no mention as to what happened to the baby she delivered. I hope the baby is not with her.
Baby, the other OTHER white meat.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, though, what is going on with people?
I hate people.
ReplyDeleteChild Protective Services probably gave the baby to that dumbass 18 year old from yesterday.
ReplyDeleteCrazy bitch
ReplyDeleteBut her genetic material was fantastic enough to pass along...
ReplyDeletePlease tell me she'll never be allowed within a mile of her baby ever again, ugh.
ReplyDeleteShe has that undead grey tinge..ZOMBIES
ReplyDeleteI'm a little slow. Are bath salts used for taking a bath?
ReplyDeleteIf so, who came up with the idea that you should smoke it?!
People are so weird...
I bet her baby shower was at a bar.
ReplyDelete@HannahP - These "bath salts" are actually a synthetic drug that sounds scarier than meth. It's not actual bath salts, like you'd get at Crabtree & Evelyn.
ReplyDelete(I was confused when this all came down a few months ago, too.)
Thanks. I really thought they were using the kind that you buy to take a bath.
DeleteI think it's called bath salts because it resembles it, right?
DeleteSo someone has made a drug worse than meth.
DeleteFuck man, we gotta ban this stuff, I cant chance being around someone when they go off tweaking on bath salts, my face is too delicious!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to give birth any day now and I couldn't imagine delivering my baby and then smoking bath salts. Jesus christ what goes through peoples minds?
ReplyDeleteClassy broad.
ReplyDeleteGod, what would she have done to her baby if the nurses hadn't shown up?
ReplyDeleteThe only thing missing from this story are the words "Arizona" or "Florida."
ReplyDeleteThese should definitely be illegal, but can you imagine what it would be like if someone got a bad batch of bath salts that they bought illegally? They could seriously massacre an entire city.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is in this stuff and what causes people to always go and bite the face? Has anyone interviewd these people after they came down so we can get a clear idea on what causes this phenomenon?
ReplyDeleteMan, next time someone makes me mad.....I gotta find some of this stuff.
ReplyDeleteI would imagine that once the bath salts take over the brain, it makes it look like people's faces are made of bacon. Because who can resist biting into delightful bacon.
ReplyDeleteSince Ryan Murphy likes to "borrow" ideas from other works, I hope he does something with bath salts for season 2 of AHS.
poor little baby. she probably smoked during her pregnancy and no one us know right now what the effects on a fetus are. but i think we can all pretty much assume it isn't good. take that baby from her right now!!
ReplyDeleteSome have proposed the theory that these "bath salts" are really a new type of secret psycho super-soldier substance being tested quietly on the random public to gauge its effectiveness before being utilized abroad, or domestically. When you read about a guy being tasered 14 times before being taken down, you know somebody in the military is taking notice, if they haven't already.
ReplyDeleteThey just shut down 2 stores here in my small town for selling Bath Salts-large amounts of them. One was in the part of town I would be scared to death to even enter. The other was on a main street across from the court house. People are crazy.
ReplyDeleteZombie. Scary. @Vicki - that thought is even scarier!
ReplyDeleteI'd be interested to hear what these people say when they come down...too bad the cops have shot and killed a number of them
ReplyDeleteAs Kimberly said....ZOMBIE! And the posters on CDAN are so beautiful that this bitch would have a feast on this site. *yikes*
ReplyDeleteI don't do any drugs at all. But I see a lot of drugs in my job as a criminal defense attorney. I do not see a lot of mephedrone (bath salts).
ReplyDeleteIt affects people differently. But there are a lot of fallacies going around about it. The guy in Miami was not on bath salts. I know that's what the cops said, but he was NOT (according to the toxicology reports).
And people, when violent, often try to bite others in the face. It is very common in assaults. Any assaults. Whether drugs or alcohol are involved or not.
HELLO???? Mike Tyson? Evander Holyfield? Ears?
We have had multiple cases in our office of people biting people in fights. Noses seem to be the most popular place to bite.
Had to stop in and comment.
DeleteBiting, I get that, but, nom nom noming?
I feel for the nurses on duty. You have no idea how much paperwork has to be filled out for four point restraints and 20ccs of Thorazine.
ReplyDeleteNot the most flattering photo in the world.....
ReplyDelete@Ingrid - best comment ever! You and your delicious face crack me up!
ReplyDelete@Mari - I hear you sister. In that type of work, it all comes down to paperwork. Hubs is always praying no one he's in charge of shoots anyone/gets themselves shot because of the paperwork involved.
Thank you kara. That was helpful.
ReplyDelete@Robert - I wouldn't get too worked up over that dude needing to be tazered 14 times. Some folks are unstoppable when they're hepped up on goofballs.
ReplyDeleteWarning - hubby cop story ahead -
Like 20 years ago, hubs arrested a dude flying high on PCP who wouldn't go down, and he was batshit crazy and a threat to all. Pepper spray, tazer, whatever. He and his partner finally dogpiled the dude and got him cinched up around the wrists and legs, but not without hubs accidentally pepper spraying his partner, and his partner accidentally clubbing hubs over the head with a baton. Got the guy thrown in the back seat of the squad car, where he proceeded to kick out a window.
The whole incident was extremely amusing to their sargeant, who arrived on the scene to find his two officers partially disabled and crazy dude flailing in the back seat.
Also will add, can't remember if this particular crazy was in the buff, but that's also a common thread amongst the "I've gone batshit" crowd. It was a bad day when hubs had to wrestle a crazy naked guy. And it happens more than you think - and some are return customers.
ReplyDeleteMuch hand washing and showering takes place after one of those days.
Bath salts? I think not. The Zombie Apocalypse is upon us!
ReplyDeleteWar on drugs... Bath salts are legal but they'll send a dozen camo-clad cops to raid you for a two leaf seedling here.
ReplyDeleteI still don't understand this naming thing. Ok, so these aren't powder you bathe in. Then why are they called that, and when they are sold, what is their purported purpose? Obviously you can't sell something that is called "Crazy Zombie Drug Powder," so I get that they have a different name, but when users buy this stuff, what are they pretending to buy?
ReplyDelete(Like, the fake-pot users would say, "no man, that's incense!" What do these people say?)
crazy
ReplyDeleteguess she didn't want that child.
The US military doesn't need to drug soldiers. We have Marines.
ReplyDeleteI'm not kidding nor insulting.
WUWT, they're called bath salts, because they look like the Crabtree & Evelyn kind.
ReplyDeleteThere was a large market in synthetic drugs (knockoffs of cannabinoids, plus stimulants that were not yet in the statute book as being Class A controlled substances) and the manufacturers market them as harmless non-ingestible items in order to avoid regulation and so that they are covered legally if the feds come after them. A drug must be specifically listed as a Class One controlled substance before it is a controlled substance (or the other schedules, two or three etc.). When the drugs are scheduled as controlled, the manufacturers alter the recipe and sell the new chemical until it too is banned. Hence the "synthetic" marijuana and the meth-related compounds.
ReplyDeleteExactly, Barton. Laws have to be updated as manufacturers change their formulas to get around current laws. It's cat and mouse for awhile.
ReplyDeleteAs long as they take the child safely away and she never gets it back I don't care what they do with this woman.
ReplyDeleteHoly Fuck does she look like hell! I don't even want to know what "Bath Salts" did to her developing child.
ReplyDelete@hunter - Not Florida, she would have had enough time to discharge, go home, snort some more and eat half the baby's daddy before the cops caught on.
ReplyDeleteStill believe this is a government conspiracy.
I think it was PA. She reminds me of a poor man's Fiona Apple.
ReplyDeleteIs no one else suspicious that these "bath salts" events have seemingly begun to increase since the moment we all learned that the Florida face eater had nothing in his system. There wasn't even face in his stomach.
ReplyDeleteHow was she able to bring that stuff into a hospital? She looks like a flesh eater.
ReplyDelete@Frufa
ReplyDeleteI could listen to your cop stories all day long, but I think it's your foreshadowing that always makes me laugh out loud (have you noticed I don't LOL? For some reason I can't bring myself to type LOL, yet I'll waste precious moments with my Ha Has and my lame-o explanations such as these)
I've been dying to ask you - did you send in a photo this year? I finally got it out of Agent what # she was. I love her
@Frufra: I hope you (and hubby) don't mind that I was laughing at the story you related? It must have looked like the Three Stooges for a few moments!
ReplyDelete@Hunter - so true!!!!
ReplyDeleteat first I thought people were smoking the bath salts I get at bath and body works. hah
ReplyDeleteRadio Blah_Blah, I forgot to praise your post the other day. It made me laugh and laugh and laugh.
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