Saturday, June 23, 2012

Would You Want Ashley Judd At Your Wedding?


Wynona Judd is having to explain to everyone why she did not invited her mom or Ashley Judd to her own wedding. First of all after doing many of these things, I think you should be able to invite whoever you want. It is your day and if it makes you happy to be surrounded by butchers holding racks of bacon, then why should anyone question that? Wynona Judd decided she didn't want Ashley Judd at her wedding. If I was making a list of people to invite, Ashley Judd would not be on that list. I don't want her there. Yes, she is nice to animals. Period. I will give her that, but she would want to be the center of attention at her sister's wedding. I know I have said this before, but go back and look at the Indy 500 win from this year for her husband. Go Google it right now and see how many photos of him holding the trophy by himself that you can find. Ashley is in most of them. She would photobomb every photo and complain and it depresses me thinking about it now and Wynona has been dealing with it her whole life. Good job Wynona and keep Ashley away from the holidays too. Just invited butchers with bacon.


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  1. Her husband looks like he likes to party.

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  2. Ashley Judd is not nice to animals. She let a few of her animals die in her NYC apartment a few years ago. Wyonna was very smart!

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  3. I thought the same thing about Ashley when I read that. I could imagine her showing up in a skin tight white dress and getting between the bride and groom for the photos.

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  4. She's the colour of bacon.

    If she had a standard, normal wedding, I would be curious why she didn't invite her mom or sister. It's normal to invite family even though you're terrified of how they'll behave (ex: alchoholics, attention-whores, etc.).

    I'm surprised she married a man.

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  5. Wynona's hair and face match.

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  6. Wynonna and Lindsay Lohan must go to the same tanning place.

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  7. Tanning Mom is the new standard we have to achieve, ladies! Looks like Wynonna is well on her way.

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  8. Wynonna musta chosen Oompa Loompa at the salon. Lord that is awful! Redheads don't look great tanned. And real one's are incapable of it usually.

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    1. She's not a real redhead!!!! The tanning is appalling!!! Dont these people have mirrors?

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  9. I went to university with Ashley and she's a sweetheart. Always lovely to everyone, and still is.

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  10. @Sherry - I was coming in to make an Oompa Loompa joke! You go girl.

    I know that Ashley is a fucktard, but I thought that Wynona and her mom were tight. What happened there?

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    1. Read ashley's book. If even half is true, naomi was a real piece of work!! Drama queen and liar. Her i wld not want at my wedding!!

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  11. Yeah, I was just thinking that's not a good skin color for a redhead (and she's a ginger by birth, right?). It's probably a spray tan and not a tanning coffin one, but still, her face in particular is just way too orange--honey, your hair and face aren't supposed to be the same color!

    I can't help but think that sticking w/a color that your skin could reasonably be, give or take a bit of a natural tan, is the best idea; my mother's contention has always been that, had God wanted her to be black, He would have made her that way in the first place, but since she isn't, trying to get that way is ridiculous. (Amusingly enough, she's olive-skinned and could tan very easily if she wanted to; I wanted a tan as a teenager, but am a fair blue-red toned light brunette by birth thanks to my Celtic/Anglo-Saxon ancestry, and mainly get ruddy, not tan.)

    Having said that, I wish her all the best, and yes, considering the way her family seems to regard her as the red-headed stepchild (almost literally), I understand not inviting them. (If you really want to read some awful stories about wedding misbehavior, go to www.etiquettehell.com and read the wedding section--I just would not have thought people could be THAT bad. *sigh*)

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  12. @geminigirl
    I feel like I hear it both ways. I've heard people say she is really nice and others say she is a nightmare.

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  13. Remember when this one and her mom used to be a country sensation? Did you ever hear either one of them mention a younger child at home? Nope--never knew there was a second child until Ashley got the role on Sisters. The internet wasn't around then so I had to wait until Mary Hart told me they were related on Entertainment tonight. Then she became tabloid fodder. I just think saying that Wynona had to put up with her sister's attention whore behavior her whole life is a little misleading. Hate her if you want but I think maybe this is a case of three huge and nasty egos not being able to stand being under one roof.

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  14. I'm a big fan of Wynona's, went to a concert, bought the cassette tapes (yep, tapes), I was hoping she'd have a big career after Mamma retired. I don't know why she has to keep getting married though. I don't know about this guy.

    Not inviting family to the wedding says a lot.

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    1. He looks like her other slobby husbands. Must be her type!

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  15. Just saw one episode (I swear!) of her and Mama Judd's show on OWN. If half of what was said is true, I understand why Wynonna is so fucked up. Her mom is a self-centered flake who didn't seem to get that she traumatized her kids with constant moving, violent boyfriends in the home, etc. it seemed like Wynonna was tasked with being the adult in the family from a very young age.

    All that being said, she's had a lot of years to get her shit together and get out from her Mother's sphere of influence. Hope she can still find happiness.

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  16. Exactly Frufra. Mama Judd did a number on on those girls. I have always wondered if she did too much damamge to them to even come close to being "normal".

    Califblondy I am a huge fan of hers as well, and still shocked she didn't do more on her own.

    Remember Mamma Judd wouldn't tell Wy who her real father was, until after the man died.

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  17. Don't blame Wy one bit. Can't stand self-centered Naomi and Ashley.

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  18. I have only see Naomi once on tv and she was just plain odd.

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  19. LOL.....my whole house has been aflutter with this. And we all agreed, Wynonna IS the best Judd....and we ALL understand.

    I just hope this marriage lasts. The girl deserves it!

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  20. p.s. did anyone see on their OWN show when it was Wy's b-day and Naomi called not to say happy birthday, but to remind her of how hard of a labor she was, LOL. She's some piece of work.

    Irregardless, I LOVE Wynonna, and she's by far THE most talented of the Judd's anyway. She's got a lot to smile about.....

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  21. @OMAMA, she's my fave Judd by far, too. She used to be on Oprah a lot, pre -OWN I mean, and sometimes she seemed crazy, sometimes pretty medicated, and always very heavily therapied. I LOVE to hear her sing, and hope she's happy.

    Curious - anybody out there read the Ashley Judd book?

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    1. Yes, i liked it. The mother is a horror and did tons of damage to both, like leaving Ashley home alone for days at a time whike she chased her dream - even thonashley was like 14 yrs old !!!! Really child abuse!! I dislike momma very much- selfish woman.

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  22. how many weddings does this make her her? no worried, her sister and mom san maybe mke the next one. or the one after that.

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  23. I made it about half way through Ashley's book. It just became too pretentious when she was talking about her charities and farm and crap. Hopefully she'll adopt a kid and mellow out soon. She had a shit childhood but dont we all? lol

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  24. There's so much drama with this family that I'm surprised they're not related to me. I don't fault Wy because Ashley is such a photo-bombing, fat faced, smug, superior, self righteous beyotch. We have to put our chocolate lab in the den when we're taking pics for any event because the bitch does the same thing. But seriously, who would want competition for attention or this superior attitude on their wedding day? I'm just glad my family shit is not up for public display cuz I can pretend we're normal.

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  25. And I also thought Wy would be with a woman this time. My gaydar is off, huh. I wonder how awkward it was being a guest since you know Ashley's and Naomi's houses were right over the hill so they had to know what was goin on.

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  28. Woo-wee, this is hitting close to home. I have known Cactus Moser, Wy's new hubby, for almost 15 years. (No I was not invited to the wedding either).

    He is a GREAT guy. Wy has done well this time around. Cactus loves to cut up and have fun and does NOT take himself too seriously. But he is also sincere and honest, not a cheater. He would not be doing this if he wasn't truly in love with her. I wish them all the best.

    I have never met Ashley, but as they say, she has issues. She's got a rep around town and has had an knack for being pretentious since she was in Jr. High School. Has a BIG chip on her shoulder about being taken seriously, (from being ignored by her mom) hence the affected speech in her lower register and going to Harvard to get a PhD, just so she can say, "I have a PhD from HARVARD!" in her "faux-baritone" voice.

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  29. Violet, can I tell you I love you? That is some funny sh*t right there! I'm going to use that "so much drama I'm surprised they aren't related to me!" Where do I send your royalty check? And Due Diligence, glad to hear good news about the new husband. I've always she deserved a break after the last one. Not to mention good karma after the sib and parent.

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  30. Naomi and Wynonna DO have naturally auburn-y hair, IIRC from older photos. The fake crap they have now, of course, is CLEARLY nothing we would find in natural hair colors. ;-)

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  31. And DueDiligence, I believe every word you wrote, about Cactus AND Ashley. Cactus seemed like a total sweetheart on their OWN show. I wish them the best.

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  32. @Violet, enjoyed your comment!

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  33. Wy, girl, your hands and face don't match. I'm just saying this out of love: find a better salon!

    Also, was Wy the one on Oprah talking about how her ex-husband was diddling kids or something? I can't remember.

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  34. violet, that was funny, especially about the dog!

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  35. I think this quote of Wynonna's explains a lot:

    She adds that she didn't want to feel "self-conscious" with her mom and sister in the midst. "If I know Ashley, she would have re-positioned my dress, or Mom would have given me a Kleenex to stuff in my bra, or told me, I have something in my teeth. I just didn't want that. I just wanted to get married!

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  36. Henriette, I posted about that a couple months back, if anyone remembered details of a rumor Ashley let animals die in NYC. No one knew what I was talking about. What did you hear?
    I read on The Awful Truth in 2001 (or so) that she didn't leave enough food out when she went on a shoot and her dogs ate the cat's newborn kittens. Is that what you heard?

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  37. Anonymous8:06 PM

    Just do what i did if you cant stand your family and elope

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  38. I laughed for a good 5 minutes over this comment:

    violet said...
    There's so much drama with this family that I'm surprised they're not related to me. I don't fault Wy because Ashley is such a photo-bombing, fat faced, smug, superior, self righteous beyotch. We have to put our chocolate lab in the den when we're taking pics for any event because the bitch does the same thing

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  39. @WUWT
    I think I read about Ashley's NYC animal incident on Ted Casablanca's the Awful Truth back in 2000.

    She left the animals there without telling anyone. After I read that, I never liked Ashley Judd and would never call her an animal lover.

    Here's the snippet from a message board:
    'm told by employees of Ashley Judd that the best-lookin' Judd gal keeps an apartment in Manhattan, where she recently left her two dogs and two cats. Ms. J. apparently has been so busy filming--get this--Animal Husbandry that she scarcely is home often enough to feed the poor critters.

    Adding to this already desultory situation is the fact one of Judd's cats just gave birth to several kittens. Can you already see the hideous place to which I'm going?

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  40. Hey FUFRA.

    Let's hope Wy's happy enough within herself and God so she's off those mind numbing meds now.

    And even though I am an auto-bio addict....especially of women, I think I'm gonna pass on lil miss ashley judds. I'm sorry.

    But do dish.....was it good???

    Bless

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  41. OMAMA- I don't think I could stand to read it. Just wanted to pick the brains of others! I also love biographies/autos/memoirs. Coal Miner's Daughter, Elvis and Me, and Open by A. Agassi are three of my all-time faves.

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  42. I like Ashley and have also heard she is a sweetheart, I too (most times) prefer animals over people :)

    It's Wy and her mother who I have a problem with...their reality show was a complete train wreck with lots of dis-functionality! Even with one of Wynona's marriages she defended her pedophile husband and her mom is an admitted abuser to Ashley, she (Naomi) blames everything on alcohol and her young age.

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  43. I must have missed the episode where Wy defended her pedo ex hubby, b/c if anyone knows anything about me it's that I ABHOR pedophiles, and I'm talking men who sex up children (not 19 yr olds and their 15 yr old gf's or bf's...even though they should get a goo smack in the head).

    Nor did I catch that naomi abused ashley. I'm not doubting any of it, just saying I did not know any of this.

    And Fufra....my favorite bio's by far have been about Queen Elizabeth. I think it's because people say we have the same nose (well, and I think I'm the Queen too, just no one's figured it out yet ;))

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  44. and speak of the devil...wy JUST came on my pandora (tell me why, live)

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  45. Henriette, that is what I read too. Thank you for finding it. My impression was that the dogs ate the kittens; did more of her animals die from her neglect? Or maybe we'll never know what a publicist won't confirm.

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  46. @Violet, LOL at the idea of your chocolate lab being a photo-bombing bitch, hee hee!!

    @Due Diligence, so nice to hear that he is actually a good guy. I hope Wynona is happy now...she hasn't had it easy.

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  47. Huh. I don't recall anything about her defending the second pedophile husband OR Naomi claiming that she personally abused Ashley. Where on earth did all of THAT come from?

    IIRC, Wynonna did say on Oprah that she didn't know about the second husband and she felt guilty that she couldn't have stopped it or reported it or done something sooner.

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  48. Any man named Cactus has to be a keeper! They make a good pair...but why announce the fact she's not inviting them to wedding? She should just have her damn wedding and not make a big deal of who she is inviting. She was very whiny on the OWN show and always wanted to seem to have something to be upset over/ thrives on drama.

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  49. Just want to say Wynonna Judd is one of the sweetest, nicest, most interesting people I've ever met. Can't say that about her mom or sis. Glad she's happy.

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  50. @OMAMA, if you're still out there, which Queen Elizabeth bio - the new one? Seem to remember one coming out not too long ago. I think it would be fascinating reading.

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  51. fufra....no, def not the any new ones. but each and every one my library had last summer, or the one before. I must have read about five. And the funny thing, I never cared for her before I began reading her bio's. Truth be told too, I like to read on people I don't necessarily like, just to broaden my horizons, but lil miss ashley judd......I just can't (at least I don't think so, God help me if I walk by it in the library....and I leave with it. ALTHOUGH....it's prob easy reading, LOL) and yes, I know she has a master's or something....I still will bet it's easy reading.


    im such a bitch ;)

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  52. ^^'scuse my errors and ramblings. I started a new job today and am on like 3hrs sleep.



    Bless

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  53. Omama congrats on the new job doll. Don't worry, from the 1/2 I read you didn't miss much from miss ashley. Yes her childhood was fucked up but who's isn't? I think she went a bit too far with the self help shit but to each his own. And I don't believe for one word the reason her and Dario don't want kids. Long story short she wants to help others. I think its cause SHE thinks she'll be like Naomi. IE crappy. At least that's what I got from the book. And I believe what y'all said about her animals. I'm giving her the side eye for that shit.

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  54. Thanks aunt jess!!

    There is one positive thing I can say about ashley......she was good in Bug.

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  55. @OMAMA - thanks, and much luck with the new job! And hey, I'm on three hours sleep, too - but because I'm a dumbass and tried switching my meds around on my own. When will I ever learn? Here's to more and better slumber tonight. And I'll check out the QE bios. Thanks.

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  56. you're welcome Fufra.

    thank you and Bless

    (let's hope the three bites of the hash brownie I had a couple weeks ago doesn't get me fired, goddamn anti herb zealots)

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