Friday, June 29, 2012

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Divorcing


Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are divorcing after five years of marriage, reports People magazine. I have been saying this for awhile. Glad to see Katie's rep finally confirming it.


267 comments:

  1. Yep, you called it. This should be interesting too.

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  2. Wow did you call it or did you call it!!

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  3. Its only been 5 years? I always thought it was longer.

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    1. Lol@aunt jes, I guess that contract finally expired...

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  4. Good call Enty! I wonder what will happen w/ Suri?

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  5. I thought it was much longer than that, too.

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  6. So, here's my guess for his next beard...Julianne Houghe.

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  7. I wonder how much she gets....

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  8. 5 year contract. No more, no less. Obligation fulfilled.

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  9. I guess Katie got a shorter contract than Nicole did. Tom wanted to make sure that wife #3 wasn't going to get a whole lot in the way of settlement. Katie will only be relevant from now on in relation to Suri. Her career is toast.

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  10. You DID call it, and that makes me think I should believe you more often...

    I hope the custody thing isn't difficult. I hope hope hope Katie doesn't lose Suri. The whole CO$ thing makes me nervous for her.

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  11. Good for her! Get out girl! Don't you love how they release this on a Friday afternoon of a holiday weekend so it can fly under the radar?

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  12. Interesting. When the rumors started that they were getting involved, the Post ran a blind saying there was a contract, she had to stay w/him five years, and would get a fixed settlement. Darned if I can remember how much, but I remember thinking it was low - $10m?

    Hope it was worth it, Katie.

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  13. 5 year contract, eh? Good luck, Katie! Hope you get custody.

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  14. Now I am dying to see my friend who worked w/TC for Rock of Ages. He was at the premiere, but he also knows I love celeb gossip, and he is a gentleman - so I am sure I will get nada...lol

    Joining in w/the crew of those wanting to see our Non-COS girl Steppy and her comments...

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  15. I really think he should stay single, or let the church find his next victim.

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  16. Do you hear the gasps of shock and surprise? The only surprise is that it lasted this long. Contract, indeed.

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  17. Run KATIE Run!!
    Get that little girl in public school so she can learn how to interact with children her own age

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  18. Lindsey Lohan's momma is already in contact with the Scientology people about her "converting" and looking for a hook-up

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  19. I'm wondering how the custody thing is going to go.

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  20. There goes the wardrobe budget, lol!

    Seriously though, Katie's father is a lawyer, so if he didn't draw up the prenup personally, I can guarantee that he advised her.

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  21. I, too, am wondering what will happen with Suri. Probably she'll get to dictate terms of the custody arrangement...

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  22. There won't be a custody battle I bet. Katie can just pull her trump card and ask for a paternity test. That is unless she sold her child to Tom as well.

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  23. @eforest, I was going to say the same thing. At least Cruise will marry her and set her up for life. Seacrest, not so much.

    Oh, and this is the Most. Shocking. News. Ever.

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  24. I hope her dad worked out a better deal than what Nic got. Everybody in the office is going OMG really? I said Child please this is not news to anyone that follows the blogs. Actually I'M shocked that anyone with 2 eyes has not seen this coming down the pike for months.

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    1. Ray Charles could have seen this.

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  25. BigMama hahaha you know what's funny though? Remember that day that paramedics were called to check on Lindsay recently because she overslept? I read that instead of getting up and going to work, she called in sick and instead went the LA celebrity Scientology center. I can imagine there has been a lot of "we can help you with this mess" being thrown at her trying to lure her in and get her to join the cult.

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  26. Pen-a-lope, somebody brought that up on Dlisted. He most likely adopted her as soon as she rode in on the clam shell. The $cientololawyers will make sure they keep their thumb firmly on the second coming of L. Ron.

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  27. If Lindsay and Tom got together, the tabloid publishers would all spontaneously burst into flames of pure joy. I'd love it.

    Don't you figure if there really is a contract in place that the custody and religious upbringing of Suri was decided long ago?

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  28. here's my question: I'm assuming she got into it not just for the money but because she was promised an "A List Career" - which she did NOT get. Name recognition, maybe. Career? No. So, what would she have to lose by going public w/ the truth? What could CO$ possibly have on her? I think that's the only way she could become America's Sweetheart - to come clean w/ the cover-up in a nice lengthy Oprah interview. We would like her again. She'd be redeemed. Do it KH. Do it.

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    1. Oprah, this would be her chance to get some ratings for her network and get rid of the kartrashian stank.

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  29. My guess is that the whole Suri thing has already been hammered out. This has been a while in coming...its not a surprise, or divorce of emotions - its a contract. Its probably been stated in the contract for awhile. What exactly the details are, I dunno. I hope Katie gets to keep Suri and they run far far away...!

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  30. What? Wait..what?

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  31. Oddly enough, VVoice is reporting today that :

    "Roanne Leake, who is L. Ron Hubbard's granddaughter, has "blown" the base, which was her home for more than 20 years. But just as shocking, at about the same time, the base was also abandoned by David Miscavige's father, Ron Miscavige Sr."

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  32. Yeah Cruise's next victim should just be someone already established in the House of Xenu. Is Laura Prepon single?

    The 10 million dollar question is Suri.

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  33. Love it Big Mama!! They could beard for each other...her family plus his - why am I grinning so big?!? Lol For the first time all day it isn't due to the girls going to see Magic Mike...Tom plus Lindsey would be amazing!!

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  34. @Vicki Cupper: Ahhh i should have thought of that. I bet you are right. I still think the child favors Chris Klein but that doesn't mean anything. :)

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  35. Also, not sure anyone cares, but Adele is pregnant.

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  36. Why doesn't Tom "Cruise" just admit he packs fudge?

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    1. Hahahaha "why are you packing fudge, mr. Cruise?" <3 south park

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  37. I know you called it, but I guess I'm the only one shocked here. I really thought they'd keep up the charade a lot longer.

    His older kids have seemed to move on and if Katie takes Suri, poor Tom will be all alone. Sniff-sniff.

    I bet Oprah is burning up the phone to her friend for an interview and couch hopping. Add her other friend John Travolta, and and maybe she could save her network.

    Katie, please donate the tan booties to the Salvation Army and all is forgiven.

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  38. Dammit, Princess! You beat me!

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  39. @BigMama, LOL.

    I wonder how his older children feel about this?

    I'm almost afraid to read Suri's Burn Book.

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  40. FWIW, the divorce is not surprising, but it is kinda sad to me that Tom and Kate negotiated the upbringing of Suri before she was even born. Kind haggling over who gets the fine china, who gets the collectible figurines, and so on. If I'm following the collective logic above here...but jaysus, enty was on the money with this one. Tipping my well-worn hat to you, amigo.

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  41. OMG, Julianne Hough is perfect for wife #4.

    I would LOVE to be in a room the first time Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes meet up. Ah, the stories they will tell...

    I suspect the pre-nup already covers custody of Suri, so we won't see a custody battle. TC and the cult will get her, even though it seems like she is closer to her mom.

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  42. I bet Katie needs some dick by now.

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  43. Paternity test won't matter, at least under CA law (and I presume they'll file in LA County). It's been two year. Tom is legally Suri's dad forever.

    You can get a big clue as to how the custody battle will go from how little you've seen Suri with Tom in the past year. Daddy Holmes has used the separation to set it up for Katie to get a controlling edge in custody. If Tom wanted to fight about eventual custody and keeping the control to indoctrinate Suri into being a COS-bot, he would have started doing so a year ago. He's already conceded.

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  44. "...But just as shocking, at about the same time, the base was also abandoned by David Miscavige's father, Ron Miscavige Sr."

    Whoa!

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  45. You can bet if a rep confirmed it, all the details have been ironed out.

    Who gets custody of the couch, tho? :-D

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  46. Enty- here is where you called it (as best as I can find)

    SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 2011

    Katie Holmes Is Halfway Through Her Contract!

    http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/search/label/Tom%20Cruise?updated-max=2011-12-08T12:01:00-08:00&max-results=20&start=25&by-date=false

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  47. I get the feeling from the look on her face in recent photos that she will get EXACTLY what she wants - in other words, she has the goods on him, and her dad has negotiated an iron-clad contract. I would be shocked at a repeat of the Nicole Kidman scenario. Especially in light of all the embarrassment surrounding Travolta. How bad would it look to have their #1 poster boy keeping the kid from its natural mom?

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  48. I'm waiting for Steppy to comment

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  49. Here's my take: Suri goes to Katie, however there's sure to be a Co$ clause in there somewhere that keeps Suri "protected" from the huddled masses (ie those who are dying to get any material for a DNA test).
    Additionally, Katie has the standard Cruise wife NDA held over her, same as Mimi & Nicole do ... ie you can hint around at but you can never publicly state...
    That being said, can't someone for once have the cujones to take one of those NDA's to court to challenge the validity?

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  50. I got Vicki's back - Steppy was out of line to her yesterday.I'm waiting (but not too long because I really do have a life:)

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  51. Going to be ugly - TMZ just posted Katie has filed and asked for sole custody of Suri.

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  52. We're feeding the troll before it shows up? What's that about?

    I thought Tom & Katie had a ten year contract.

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  53. Princess, that's interesting. What could she possibly have over Lil Tommy Tune that's more powerful than the CO$?

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    1. Maybe it has to do with Co$ and what goes down behind close doors with him and others? She knows something and has no problem using it against especially if she filed for sole custody

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  54. @califblondy, I was just thinking the same thing, posted and my comment disappeared.

    Isabella getting in touch w/mom wasn't too long ago...looks like not only are Tom's walls crumbling, but COS as well...

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  55. If these two love birds can't make it work, then is there any hope for the rest of us???

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  56. Oh, I can't wait to see how this plays out on Suri's Burn Book. Have to wait till I get home...it's blocked at work.

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    1. Nothing up yet... Stay tuned! It's gotta be good.

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    2. Nothing up yet... Stay tuned! It's gotta be good.

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  57. Only thing more powerful than Co$ is the IRS and PETA.

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  58. More powerful than Co$ - a DNA test.

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  59. The Co$ has infiltrated the IRS. PETA's worthless. Just a bunch of famewhores.

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  60. And in other news, the sky remains blue.

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  61. @Patty Ahahaha! I just spit fruit punch on my keyboard.
    TMZ is now saying Tom has been "blindsided" by the filing. Really, REALLY? Tom, I still enjoy (most) of your movies but as my mom likes to say, you might be a few peas short of a casserole.

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  62. No idea Vick, but I would love to see that little girl taken away from Hollywood and New York and get to experience a normal life and childhood. Although it did seem to be Katie that was dragging her around the streets of New York at midnight recently. In my mind, I'm hoping it was because someone called and said "reps from COS will be dropping by this evening for a visit Katie" and she replied "sorry, got something to do tonight" so she wandered the streets with Suri.

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  64. Nina Roux said...

    here's my question: I'm assuming she got into it not just for the money but because she was promised an "A List Career" - which she did NOT get. Name recognition, maybe. Career? No.


    Nina, if you think back, she DID work a LOT in high profile (or at least well publicized) projects in the first 2-3 years after they got married. In other words, she got the opportunities, but she couldn't turn that into A-list career because she really didn't have the talent or charisma. But her name recognition went WAY up.


    So, what would she have to lose by going public w/ the truth? What could CO$ possibly have on her? I think that's the only way she could become America's Sweetheart - to come clean w/ the cover-up in a nice lengthy Oprah interview. We would like her again. She'd be redeemed. Do it KH. Do it.

    She can't do it. Her silence is part of the deal. Case in point: Mimi Rogers.

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  65. This is what - his third divorce - by age 50? He'll be on his fourth by age 60. Maybe when John T. finally officially ends it with Kelly (and don't be surprised if that comes soon) Tom and John can get together and compare the size of their ..uh...private planes.

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  66. From TMZ:

    Katie Holmes is the one who filed for divorce and Tom Cruise was "blindsided" by Katie's legal move ... TMZ has learned.

    We know Katie filed the divorce docs in New York on June 28, citing "irreconcilable differences." She is asking for sole legal custody and "primary residential custody" of the couple's 6-year-old daughter, Suri.

    We also know Katie is asking for a "suitable amount" of child support.

    Katie also asks for a division of property in her divorce docs, although we know there was a significant prenup that is based on California law. Katie makes no mention of the prenup in her filing.

    We're told Tom "did not see this coming." We're told there is some "nastiness" here, evidenced by Katie's move to get sole legal custody.

    Katie's divorce petition was filed anonymously, without names.

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  67. HAHAHA....Tom Cruise "blind-sided" by Katie's filing

    Yeah. HA, right

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  68. There is a hilarious parody Suri account on Twitter. Just posted this:

    Suri Cruise ‏@Therealsuri

    FML

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  69. Excuse my ignorance but what's the significance of this? Not trying to be a smartass, just don't understand.

    "Roanne Leake, who is L. Ron Hubbard's granddaughter, has "blown" the base, which was her home for more than 20 years. But just as shocking, at about the same time, the base was also abandoned by David Miscavige's father, Ron Miscavige Sr."

    @Bigmoma - Lindsay & Tom would be absolutely the best gossip news of this year (and next year!). I laughed out loud when I read that!

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  70. Just got online & saw this.....breathlessly coming to CDAN friends to scream:

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SO happy for Katie.
    Keep your daughter Katie---start SINGING about the fraud that is Tom Cruise & Co$!
    Sing Katie, SING!

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  71. ...but Mimi's dad was not an attorney and Kate's dad has probably been working on this since the day she got married...

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  72. Even if her father may have negotiated her deal, I can't see how he'd be a match for the CoS big guns.
    And her asking for sole custody? Hmmm...not sure how that'd go over. It will be really interesting to see how this plays out.

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  73. @SusanB - it means that if Hubbard's and Miscavige's kinfolk are defecting from Co$ then something is up. It might pretty much make all the $$ that these famous folks give them dry up, and quickly. Hope so!

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  74. @NinaRoux: Remember that Nicole didn't get all those plumb parts UNTIL she and TGMD divorced. She "worked" through her heartbreak.
    I don't understand the blown up base part of this thread. Help someone?

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  75. LOL @Patty's 'love birds.'
    I'm wiping tears!

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  76. I wasn't even joking. Lohans are nuts already, its only a small step.


    As I posted on Twitter, bet Katie celebrates by standing up straight.

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  77. I think Ive been saying it for 3 years. I thought it was longer too.

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  78. But Sherry---Remember that Tom made at least 3 movies (off the top of my head) WITH Nicole. The first launched her super-stardom in the US.
    Tom didn't make movies with Kate Cruise. Remember how he made her DROP OUT OF the BATMAN FRANCHISE, to do that stinker "Mad Money", or whatever? He done Katie WRONG.

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  79. Katie is 33 .... She will be fine. I'll do 5 years for $10,000,000. Lol

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  80. Katie is 33 .... She will be fine. I'll do 5 years for $10,000,000. Lol

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  81. Well explains the recent pictures of Katie with a long time not seen smile across her face.

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  82. LOL@Sarah's comment! (10:54 AM)

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  83. Please be gentle with Steppy today guys. That is if she hasn't already pulled a "Jonestown."

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  84. Katie filed in New York. She's asking for a child support, a division of property - even though there was a prenup, which she doesn't mention in the filing. She is seeking sole custody and primary residential custody.

    Maybe this contract isn't as tight as we're thinking?

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  85. Sounds like the contract rumors may have been overblown. If not, why did Katie file for custody of Suri along with a "suitable" financial settlement?

    Looks to me more like Katie's been spending the past few weeks in NY trying to sort through all this and finally got up the courage to bring it on. If I'm right, anything's possible now. She just might blow the whistle not only on Cruise, but on the whole Co$ cult. I'd love to see that happen.

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  86. Anonymous11:30 AM

    So...she filed for sole custody...I hope she gets it.

    And in happier news (I think) Adele is pregnant.

    I agree with whoever said they would 5 years for 10mil. Add in a nice house and I'm sold.

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  87. Lately Katie's been looking like a woman that's had a huge weight lifted from her shoulders. She might make it out of this yet.

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  88. If those high-level defections from Co$ are true, plus the exposure of Travolta, I think Katie is in a far better position than Nicole was about getting sole custody. Their pyramid scheme is finally crumbling, and they can't take their OTHER A+ mega-star to be exposed as a fraud, too.
    (Nothing wrong w/ being gay, Tom, it's the bald-faced continued lying and fakest fakery that ever faked --it turns fans OFF.)


    Sorry so many comments from me! It's just such good news! Don't y'all find it funny, that only the 'non-internet' half of society actually ever believed this was a marriage?

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    1. I was just saying this very thing to someone on twitter. if Tom is indeed number #2 in the cult and his lid is about to be blown off by Katie, they are probably running for cover now to ensurr they don't catch the ramifications of what's to come. I think that cults world is going to be shook up. I also laugh at the thought lil ole Katie will be the one to do it. I wonder if the way she filed it is a pre-cursor to her fighting the contract she signed while she was being indoctrinated by the cult.

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  89. Wow! I guess she only had a 5 year contract.

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  90. The author of Suri's Burn Book just said "Damn! I should've held out for more money!!"

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  91. If wonder if the "blindsising" and sole custody thing is part of the deal to make it all look more like a "real" divorce? If they split amicably, the contract rumours will spark up again.

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  92. For whoever was asking re Suri's Burn Book - from her Twitter Account(her only response so far):


    "Adele's baby: already trying to steal my thunder."

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  93. @Robert....I'm thinking Katie won't blow the whistle on Tom Cruise or Co$. I think her Tom knowledge was her bargaining chip for Suri. I think she's going to get Suri.

    I also think John Travolta's cover being blown was the catalyst for this happening now. CoS is in crisis as an organization and Katie's lawyer (and her dad)knew this was the time to strike up a deal to get her out of that crap clean.

    If she gets out of this with full custody of Suri, she might have to have security protection for a very long time.

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  94. Anonymous11:36 AM

    I think Katie is going to walk away from this with plenty of $$$, custody of Suri, and guarantees that the CoS won't come after her.

    Let's face it, Katie's biggest mistake was marrying Tom. So as far as auditing goes, I bet Tom has precious little on her. Katie just doesn't seem like the type to get into much trouble.

    And with her dad being a lawyer, we know she was briefed well on what she can get out of Tom.

    It wouldn't surprised me if Katie moved to NYC and started doing Broadway. Revitalize her career and then get her own TV show. Raise Suri pretty much the way she wants with decent visitation for Tom.

    We all chuckled at poor Katie, thinking she was dumb. But I get the sense that she is about to walk away from this facade pretty much free and clear. Good for her.

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  95. Looks like Katie's dad has got her back but good!

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  96. More of a shocker it lasted this long without being all over the tabloids... What I'm really wondering is how they're going to play it. I have doubts that KH actually filed (since it was filed anonymously, how would they know who actually filed?) and I could see the TMZ account being a plant to make Katie look like the bad guy, ditching TC out of nowhere and trying to take their daughter away. Last time TC was the one who filed for divorce from Nicole and I remember it being a big ole "he's a jerk and a liar!" thing where people pitied Nicole being blindsided. Maybe this time they want to make it look like KH has her own thing going on and is being the bad guy, and she'll eventually "compromise" on joint custody (at least for cameras) so he looks like the reasonable one. I could see her being willing to take the fall for the marriage ending in order to truly have full custody of her child.

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  97. Funny how non-gossip blog reading friends are surprised by this news. I think Julianne Hough will be the next Mrs. Cruise. Not quite 11 years younger, she's 10 years younger than Katie, but they can say they fell in love filming "Rock of Ages."

    I think the contract might have been longer, but the public didn't love TomKat as a couple as much as it liked Tom and Nicole. Katie's career didn't get the boost she expected and she's still young enough that she can fall in love for real and have another family.

    It's fun to talk about it on the gossip blogs because my non-reading friends just don't get as into it. :)

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  98. Anonymous11:38 AM

    Awwww tmz won't load :(

    anyways, she has more than enough leverage to get Suri AND spousal support.

    I think, that she researched his marriage and divorce with Nicole and worked from there. Smart lady...

    Blindsided my butt

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  99. the COS probably okayed the divorce filing to take all celeb gossip/pap focus off of travolta and onto cruise. no one will ever get the official story of what happened until Katie croaks and her memoirs are published. she probably signed so many non disclosure agreements that her hand hurt. outlive katie and you will get the truth. suri will get to live with kate just like his other kids live with nic... it's for show and good press.

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  100. Maybe Katie threatened to have a DNA test done for Suri to reveal that Tom isn't the father. It won't matter much in the legal sense as someone above as pointed out, but it might cause issues for Tom's career/public image and the COS theology about Suri being the next incarnation of L-Ron. They don't like losing control over the message.

    If Katie's dad did negotiate against COS lawyers on his own, damn, I want him as my personal attorney. You know they wouldn't have given in without a HUGE fight, they have endless pockets of cash.

    It'll be interesting to see how this plays out.

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  101. Suri is one strange kid...imo.
    Also, why would Katie Holmes even sign up (pun intended) for this kind of scam except for the money and the A list career *cough*

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  103. Asking for sole custody is standard practice in celebrity divorces. Don't make a big deal out of it.

    Filing in New York state is an interesting move, but Tom will have good grounds for claiming CA as the legal residence of the family and getting the divorce case moved to LA. Plus the jurisdictional venue for the divorce is probably defined in the prenup. She likely filed in NY to get a good initial custody order. But the fight, if there is one, will be fought in LA.

    I don't know what the paternity law is in NY, but I bet that the question of whether or not Tom is Suri's biological father will be irrelevant.

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  104. @Maja. With a J. - good call

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  105. not surprised, because they havent been seen together in a long time, I get NY newspaper,and shes in there all the time with Suri. I strongly doubt Katie will hand her over to cos. She is no kidman, who wanted to chase her career. I think she was happy for a while, but wants to bust out of gossamar prison. And of course, kudoes to Enty

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  106. IMO the Co$ hasn't okayed anything, but they afford another bad publicity scandal after the John Travolta thing has JUST happened. Either Katie or her lawyers are smart as shit, they struck when the CoS is weak.

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  107. Anonymous11:44 AM

    No surprise here...even if they didn't have a 5 year contract, they have not been seen together since i think February. I hope she wins sole custody - although her father is a lawyer, I'm sure he saw to that in the pre-nup.She did what she had to do to secure her future (although I think she expected a bigger career out of it). I don't condone these sick marital arrangements, but the charade went on long enough. Do these people really believe that they have fooled the public? I mean look at the lengths they go to.. so stooopid

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  108. Anonymous11:44 AM

    Oh yes, and i also think Julianne Hough is the next Mrs. Cruise! Lord help her!

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  109. @B.P - I think the DNA is her trump card and it will not be played out in court.I actually think that they will actually do what is best for the child, and just get it done. Katie probably won't be able to write a book about it, but her priority is likely her child. At least until Suri is 18.

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  110. Because I have been so lax in my love for my fellow bloggers, I bring to you the following gift

    http://youtu.be/Z4PNpFjKVfY


    enjoy (Man, I hope it links up)

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  111. @B Profane, you know Tom and Katie has fought this war well before now. If she's getting sole custody, it's because she's already dealt for it. God bless her, I'm really admiring her on this. Well played Katie, well player.

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  112. @Megan - That's exactly what I was thinking. He doesn't want to look like the bad guy this time. If Katie, sorry Kate, agreed to this whole thing, she probably agreed to look like the bad guy in the press for an extra million or two.

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  113. ok, here we go

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4PNpFjKVfY

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  114. @little miss smoke... I get that she will be in breach of contract - I'm just wondering doesn't that mean she just loses the $$? What if she decided to remake her image by blowing the whistle on CO$ instead, saying eff the $$, I would rather be known as honest. The one thing she DOESN'T have is respect from the public, as we ALL KNOW SHE'S A PAID BEARD.
    She could be a darling...talented or not. We wouldn't be laughing at her anymore at least.

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  115. @Agent It, I think you're right about her bargaining with a DNA test. I'd love to know exactly what her loophole for getting out of this is.

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  117. BigMama, thank you. I almost feel guilty but it is just, too funny.

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  118. I'm beginning to think that the timing of the filing was not coincidental. Daddy Holmes probably had the whole divorce package (filings prepared, counsel retained, etc.) ready in button-down mode, waiting for a time when Tom and his COS backers were vulnerable. Well, Rock of Ages just bombed, Scieno family royalty is fleeing like rats, Lisa Marie bailed and there are rumors that other COS celebs will follow, Travolta is in a huge mess...what better time to lever your daughter away from the clams?

    Smart man, Daddy Holmes!

    Which means that the divorce probably has not already been quietly settled between the two parties.

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  120. Wowza, came true a little sooner than I thought! Glad to see Katie get out while the getting is good. She is still young and can begin again. It might already be late for Suri...she will end up with Tom at some point I think. She's already been too brainwashed.

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  121. Anonymous11:56 AM

    100% agreed, B.Profane. And don't forget, Tom is in Iceland. That means he can't get a hold of Katie so easily right now.

    Smart woman, Katie!

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  122. @B.Profane, my sentiments, exactly !!!!

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  123. @Nina I definitely see your point, and it would be awesome if that happened. But the public not laughing at her doesn't pay her bills. I know that sounds cynical, but the long-term security of her payoff is probably as important to her as her daughter's safety. And with the CoS in the equation, safety is something to take seriously.

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  124. Please no ass kissing Oprah interview, Katie needs to go on Kathy Griffin's new show.

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  125. I sure hope that's the case B Profane. She deserves a sizable payout for all these years.

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  126. I don't see why so many people think that the DNA thing is such a great bargaining chip. Assuming that Tom isn't Suri's bio-dad, his people could easily spin it that he was misled by Katie is completely shocked and saddened by that. Then he'll be put on a higher pedestal and Katie gets to wear an "A" around for the rest of her life, getting blacklisted from everything. And as long as his name is on the birth certificate, I don't think anything else matters legally.

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  127. califblondy, what I wouldn't give to see that! Or see her on WWHL.

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  128. I thought it would last forever. I mean, he jumped the couch for her! For crying out loud, isn't anything sacred? :)

    I would love to see Co$ fall apart during my lifetime, in a most spectacular way.

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  129. @B Profane....AHHHHHH I didn't even think about the Rock of Ages movie bombing! The planets are in alignment for Katie.

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  130. I can see right now little girls saying they wanna be beards when they grow up.. Tsc tsc tsc...

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  131. Trying to use the truth about Suri's actual parentage as blackmail will backfire. Think about it. Plenty of couples have fertility problems and have to resort to egg or sperm donors. Daddy Holmes could get a little leverage out of the threat of "accidentally" leaking the proof that Tom isn't Suri's biological father, but it's a relatively empty threat. However Suri came to be conceived, Tom is seen as a nominally good father to her and a nominally good father to his adopted kids.

    Whatever gag order or NDA Tom had in the prenup will be difficult to enforce. Katie will keep relatively silent about Tom and COS not out of fear, but simply because slagging the other parent is not good for the child. I think we can divine from how the initial separation has played out that Tom does not have the leverage over Katie that he had over Nicole.

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  132. @Cathy,
    except he couldn't be blindsided since Suri was born 2 months earlier than we were led to believe...

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  133. Oprah's couch is happy today.

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  134. Will someone please tell me what Co$ is???

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  135. Does this mean she gets to go back to being called "Katie" and not "Kate"? HOORAY!

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  136. Anonymous12:12 PM

    @roxie: It's Church of Scientology. the $ is because the 'religion' is based solely on rich celebs and their bank accounts.

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  137. "TMZ is now saying Tom has been "blindsided" by the filing. "

    I hope her only response is "Tom knows why."

    Though I don't trust a thing he says, so I don't necessarily believe he's been blindsided. I think it's because he got bad press with Nicole. But if Katie did indeed blindside him, good on her.

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  138. you called it enty

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  139. @Libby - I laughed out loud over your excitement. Thanks for that!

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  140. @Agent**it - you are so very welcome, I do try and bring a little something to these parties...although I imagine I am being a bit glib.

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  141. WHAT??? But he jumped on a couch for her. He loves her. He said so and presented her like a trophy. Everyone pray to Xenu that this isn't true.

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  143. The figure I remember hearing at the time was $8 million for 5 years...

    http://www.quarterlifecrisis.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-11942.html

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  144. @B.Profane, as I said previously, "I think the DNA is her trump card and it will not be played out in court.I actually think that they will actually do what is best for the child, and just get it done. Katie probably won't be able to write a book about it, but her priority is likely her child. At least until Suri is 18."

    It's all a done deal. And it's released on a Friday, just like the politicians do when they want to get it over with.

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  145. lol @ hairydawg

    I don't really have anything to add that you folks haven't already covered.

    Though, after watching Wilfred last night, I would love if Katie got back together with Chris Klein. That would be so wonderful.

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  146. Suri Cruise ‏@Therealsuri

    drowning in a sea of red velvet cuppies and sorrow. WHO IS TAKING ME TO BALLET TODAY?

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  147. Good heavens! I'm off the Internet for half a day enjoying a family outing, and this bomb drops! I'M the one who was blindsided here!!! I love it when Enty is proven right yet again. Just glad I have my CDAN'ers so I can read the play by play.

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  148. @ annie - his other kids don't live with Nic. I think she didn't see them for years, if at all, after t he divorce. That's how kind and forgiving Tom is.

    I don't think CO$ would ever allow a union between LiLo and Tom. Lindsay is a loose canon. They know they wouldn't be able to control her. And if that professional beard Hough does marry him, well, she deserves what she gets.

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  149. @Roxie, don't know if anyone explained this to you yet, but COS (alternately CO$) is shorthand for Church of Scientology.

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  150. Whoa. This and we have blind item reveals next week. WHOO HOO!

    I feel so smug because I've been reading here and it isn't a surprise.

    GOOOOO Katie!

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  151. cry freedom, katie!

    altho i don't like her, i feel so happy for her...

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  152. Katie will be jumping on Oprah's couch soon.

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  153. Finally, from Suri's Burn Book:
    http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/

    Official Statement:

    Please respect my privacy during this difficult time. (Just mine though — everyone else is fair game.)

    I will be vacationing in the Cayman Islands for the Independence Day holiday with my financier, and going over my plans to seek sole custody of myself.

    I appreciate the concern and the warm wishes.

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  154. My friend sent me a link to Fark and someone there posted:

    "Finally Chris Klein can see his kid?"

    See? We just don't say speculate about that here!

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  155. Anonymous12:50 PM

    I hope somewhere in all the paperwork she's asked for reparation for her spinal injuries caused by standing with her body bent, trying to look shorter, for five years.

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  156. Fark link if anyone wants to read the comments:

    http://www.fark.com/comments/7188910/Tom-Cruise-shaves-beard?cpp=1

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  157. There are lawyers and then there are LAWYERS. Don't count on Katie's dad being able to win a shoot out with whomever Tom dredges up. The guy's got a billion dollars, that's enough to win almost any fight.

    On the other hand, I definitely read this as Katie felt the axe was going to fall and got a jump on it, picked her own ground to fight on.

    Who knows.

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  158. @Agent**It, if it was a done deal Katie wouldn't have filed for divorce in New York and wouldn't have filed for sole custody. Filing for sole custody is a strong sign of a contested divorce.

    I think what we can glean from the past year and what's come out today is that they had some kind of negotiated separation agreement. One in which Tom was willing to let Suri live mostly with Katie and spend enough time in New York to make a nominal case for residency there--which is interesting because surely Tom's attorneys knew the legal ramifications of that. That Daddy Holmes also put together a blitzkrieg option is not surprising. What is interesting is that Katie & Co. have opted to go with it. They must think that they can get more out of a contested divorce than a negotiated one, and I'm guessing they're going for more freedom and security from Tom/COS backlash, not more money.

    This also may be a practical move to make it clear to Tom that the marriage is over and the divorce is not going to be on his terms. He really does believe in all that Scieno superman bullshit, after all. He probably truly believed until today that he could "save" the marriage with his superior tech or control the outcome with is COS-powers.

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  159. Aaaaand the "dirt" on Katie should start showing up from mysterious (read: Co$) sources in 3...2...

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  160. All of you guys are freakin' hilarious. I just spent 15 minutes reading comments and cracking up.

    Keep it up, CDANers!

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  161. When Katie writes the book the advance will set a record.

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  162. @B.Profane, thanks for the clarification. I always look forward to it. (Except when you are being naughty:) That makes sense. This will be an interesting legal ride.Along with the Co$ defections.

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  163. IS it possible that Tom Cruise will contest the venue of the filing and request that the case be heard in LA?

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  164. "There are lawyers and then there are LAWYERS. Don't count on Katie's dad being able to win a shoot out with whomever Tom dredges up. The guy's got a billion dollars, that's enough to win almost any fight."

    Yes and no. Katie has enough money to have already retained the best family law counsel in New York (and likely California as well). Her legal team will be willing to represent her until the inevitable fees award starts sticking Tom with her legal bills.

    It's the COS dirty tricks that Katie & Co. fear, not the above-board legal fight. Tom, IIRC, has resorted to the likes of Pellicano in the past.

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  165. maybe that old blind item can be revealed now? :D

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  166. Hhmmm Sofia Vergara is also single

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  167. Seriously though, I am a little afraid for Katie.

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  168. Also, can someone explain why everyone thinks Tom is not Suri's father? She looks dead on like him to me. They have the same nose and eyes. I'm not sticking up for him by any means, just wondering.

    Suri looks nothing like Chris Klein to me.

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  169. She's too high profile. They won't touch her. Not physically, anyway. Where ever she lives, her house and phone will be bugged. They'll watch her for years. Co$ is worse than the CIA.

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  170. "IS it possible that Tom Cruise will contest the venue of the filing and request that the case be heard in LA?"

    Almost certainly. There are a number of legal reasons why, but the interesting practical reasons would be:

    --The COS SS likely has the LA County judges and prominent family law counsel sussed out. It's one of their home turfs and they've got the infrastructure for a nasty legal fight there.

    --New York family law courts probably would take a much more dim view of COS practices in terms of child custody fitness. The New York law and legal precedents with regard to the religious practices of a parent may be different in New York too. In California, in a joint custody situation either parent has a lot of latitude to force their religion upon the child. There's case law about just that.

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  171. I'm surprised that no one else has mentioned another part of the timing: Tom's 50th birthday is next week. Talk about being extra vulnerable. Three divorce filings at 49 years old? Yeesh.

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  172. Oh, damn. Sucks to be the GMD.

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  174. I like Katie and I hope she knows what to do with her freedom.

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  175. A friend of mine once said she filed for divorce becuase she could not stand the thought of going to spend his birthday celebrating and pretending. She filed the week before is birthday. That was the catalyst for her.

    Sounds like Katie had those same thoughts.

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  176. Please talk Katie!!! Usually I'm sad when I hear of divorce, but today, I feel happy for Katie,and Suri.

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  177. EmEyeKay---haha, I don't want to seem excited by a divorce, but I'm too thrilled for the possibility that Katie & Suri can be FREEEEEEE!

    And I too really hope that Katie is striking while the church is down, not just a 5-year contract ending. Poking the Co$ would make me like her so much!

    About the DNA: If Katie threatened to tell the world that the REAMS of articles and quotes Tom gave about Suri's biological-ness were all fake, at minimum it turns off fans to be repeatedly lied to. At maximum, it gets the public talking about all faking fakers in Co$, and the non-internet (know-nothing) folks will start adding up the clues from Tom's entire faking life. Fans don't like being lied to over & over.

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  178. This is from Lainey in case any of you are interested:

    Just a few quick hits from phone calls I’ve made so far:

    -Her public play will be to paint him as a workaholic, taking job after job and having no time for family. This certainly helps her on the custody side of the argument.
    -He was asking her to reconsider and wait another 6 months. She told him she’d think about it but, with support from her family, went for it anyway, and stopped taking his calls two days ago.
    -There’s a rumour going around that I can’t lock down that she wants new staff around her and doesn’t want to be spied on anymore.
    -Tom was papped on set in Iceland the other day but there’s some confusion now about where he is. No one can find him.

    Sounds to me like Katie is doing this on her terms and prepping for a fight.

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  179. Okay, what the hell, I'll be the one voice of dissent in the 200 comments and counting.

    Was Katie in jail or something? No.
    Held against her will? No.
    Did she sign up for this marriage? Yes.
    Was she an adult when she did so? Yes.
    Did she profit from the marriage? Oh, hell yes. Don't bother denying that.
    Does Tom Cruise owe you the truth about his private life? No.
    Look obviously this whole site is premised on talking about what really goes on in Hollywood as opposed to what the mags/publicity agents would have us believe but celebrities do not "owe" us the truth. In fact, I kind of, no, totally, admire the ones who keep their shit on the DL. And I also strongly object to hounding people out of the closet. It only serves the hounds. Lastly, I think Scientology is crap but this is still a free country and people believe in a lot weirder things.

    Sorry, but the orgasmic torrent of contempt is starting to creep me out. It's like Bizarro Tiger Beat in here. Okay, resume rage.

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  180. Agent Sh**it and BP - good analyses...

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  181. So, totally OT, but I was just on the Us Weekly site to read the "official" take on this, and saw a little blurb about Jennifer Lawerence being at the Medieval Times restaurant last night with John Mayer, who was dressed in MEDIEVAL GARB. Holy smokes, don't do it, girl. Enty called this one, too! (Maybe his pirate suit is at the cleaners.)

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  182. @Princess! YES!! jeje
    I care that Adele is pregnant :D
    am happy for her :)

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  183. Sad news. Going through a divorce is very difficult and affects much more than just the husband and wife. It is rough for the kids, step-kids, parents, extended family and friends. It's something I wouldn't wish on anyone. People that celebrate a divorce have either never been involved in one or have a heart of stone. I wish them peace and hope it is settled quickly.

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