Today Is Make Tom Cruise Seem Sexy Day

I don't know who gave the women from Rock Of Ages their press instructions, but they are all reading from the same page. Make Tom Cruise seem sexy. It kind of makes me think Tom and Katie Holmes might be ending things soon and that Tom needs to look virile for his next ten year wonder. Malin Akerman was promoting the movie and she said the kiss she shared with Tom was the tonguiest tongue kiss of all time and was absolutely amazing. Lets think about that for a second. On second thought, lets not. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. And doing her part for the team is someone who is not stranger to doing her part for the team is Julianne Hough. Earlier in the week she kept telling everyone how Ryan Seacrest could not stop hitting on her even while she was dating another guy. Uh huh. He even did it in front of the other guy. Uh huh. Anyway, she says the director of the movie cut out the lap dance she gave Tom Cruise because the pair just made it too hot for it to be used. Unless she was naked and Tom was using his cowboy on her, a fully clothed lap dance is not going to get cut for being too sexy. But thanks for trying. Tom appreciates it.