Sitting Next To A Dead Man On A Plane

So, you get on an airplane for a 10 hour flight from Amsterdam to Tanzania. Beofre you get on a flight for 10 hours, you really want to know that you are going to get along with the person who is seated next to you. When Radio Sweden reporter Lena Pettersson got on her flight she noticed the person seated next to her was sweating and apparently having seizures. The flight attendants noticed too, but hey, in this economy you will take whatever passengers you can get and no refunds if at all possible. So, despite the guy looking awful the flight took off. Shortly after takeoff the guy died. Yep. For 10 hours, Lena got to sit next to a dead man while food and drink service and inflight entertainment was brought forth.

After her flight, Lena complained to Kenya Airways. They decided to give her a partial refund for her flight. See, if Lena was smart, what she should have done is say that the guy said the word bomb and they would have got him right off the plane. You can also do that if you have a middle seat and the guy next to you has the aisle and you want more room. I kid. I kid.