Holly Madison knows you are starting to forget about her so she called Kneepads herself. She wants to tell the world she is ready to get pregnant. She was ready when she was living with Hef, but now she is really ready. She is so ready she says she didn't renew her contract in her Las Vegas show. Umm, are you sure this was not a mutual decision? Holly wanted a raise, and the producers wanted to cut her down a little bit. Holly is not the draw she once was. Her shows are off the air and didn't do well. She says that she has a boyfriend and they are not trying to have a baby, but they are also not doing anything to stop it. OK, hold on a second. If you are having unprotected sex on a regular basis, then you are trying to have a baby. You can say to yourself that you are not, but you really are. Holly has been dating some guy for a few months and wants to have a baby with him. I'm just grateful she didn't have a baby with Criss Angel. Remember when they dated and she moved to Vegas because he was the one. I think this is the third guy she says is the one in the past two years. If she is happy though, then I am happy for her.
I just figured out kneepads is actually People! I really thought it was a real gossip site. Silly me.
ReplyDeleteHe is the "one of many."
ReplyDeleteWho cares.
ReplyDelete@strawberrygirl *sadly closing web kneepads webpage* I thought the same! I decided that I would finally succumb to kneepads gossip, what a let down.
ReplyDeleteIf Holly's baby is as beautiful as Baby Hank she needs to starting poppin them out now and never stop. I could watch that child all day, he is beyond adorable.
I wonder if she will get rid of that nasty overprocessed blonde hair? It can't be good for the baby.
ReplyDeleteI dunno I kind of liked her and Hef together. Shrugs.
ReplyDeleteMe too!
DeleteShe is the epitome of a nobody.
ReplyDeleteShe has weird taste in men, first Hef, then Cris Angel, then Benji Madden, then she dated some punk rock skate board/BMX guy. Bet her latest one looks like Travis Barker.
ReplyDeleteNope, I don't.
ReplyDeleteI like her. She refused to lose weight when her show was trying to force her to. She's also got a brain in her head. She finished college at least.
ReplyDeleteWho?
ReplyDeleteActually I loved "The Girls Next Door."
I liked her the best of all the GND. I think she really loved Hef for himself, too. Seems sweet and honest and pretty smart, too.
ReplyDeleteI think she is so gross to look at (Kendra too). Her face is so plastic and that hair is so fake. She is part of the reason young girls put too much emphasis on their looks and want reality shows.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who thinks that monochromatic platinum blonde hair ages a person? I've always thought there was something odd about Holly, like she looks so much older than she (supposedly) is. Like someone who's really 55 and has had lots of very tight facelifts.
ReplyDeleteAnd now that she's away from Hef, she can drop the icky hair. How about some layered color, girl?
She should stick to what she does best: baking delicious snack cakes.
ReplyDelete@Another Josh - *SNORT* Well-played.
ReplyDeleteScooch over and make room on the HM bandwagon...she was my favorite GND...I thought she really loved Hef too. She is infinitely better than that nasty leech Krystal Harris.
ReplyDeleteI actually really like her and I miss her show on E.
ReplyDeleteI liked Holly's World so I'm disappointed if it isn't coming back. It was so contrived, but still entertaining.
ReplyDeleteI kinda like her and if she ever gets another E! show, I'll watch that one, too.
Barely, but I'd rather not...
ReplyDeleteI thought it was a real slap in the face when she and Hef broke up, and then he went out and got engaged to a practical teenager. Holly seemed to really care about him! I think he didn't want kids- but I just kept thinking....ummm, you can afford it! Give her a baby! :-/ Perhaps that's a bad way to look at it??
ReplyDeleteI have to admit, I actually like her. She took her 15 minutes and ran with it. I think she really did love Hef (and helping him continue the Playboy brand) but I think she'd had enough when he started wanting more girlfriends, told her he'd never get married and they found out he was shooting blanks. I think it was just too much for her all at once.
ReplyDeleteAnd then Hef (the a$$hole) turned around and got engaged to Krystal Harris who obviously didn't even care about him, let alone love him. Ugh. He deserves whatever karma he has coming from that.
I'll always remember her for the stupid nickname she had for Hef, "Puffin Bear".
ReplyDeletePuffin Bear?? WTF???
For some reason I think she's beautiful. Needs better hair, but beautiful.
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ReplyDelete@AnotherJosh: Be careful--I got grief from some people for making a Holly/Dolly Madison joke a few months ago.
ReplyDeleteAww, I like Holly. I was obsessed with GPM!!
ReplyDeleteI liked Holly too - I agree with Meg. She got a raw deal when Hef almost married Crystal but she was pretty classy about it although she called it right that Crystal was a golddigger. And Holly's had her Vegas show for years now - you can't say she's not motivated. I think she'd probably make a great wife for someone but has self-esteem issues that are causing her to choose beneath her.
ReplyDeleteShe's so purty... and smart, to boot. I'd be her friend.
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