Paris Jackson getting some blood drawn. I think she could have maybe skipped Tweeting this one. I feel faint.
Sean Bean on vacation.
Selma Blair out at an event. She looks great.
The Spice Girls partied last night to celebrate their musical. Geri Halliwell was there.
Emma Bunton too.
Mel B was kind of there but went out after with her husband instead of the other Spicettes.
Tyra Banks was not there, but obviously wonders why she was not invited.
Victoria Beckham blew it off so she could party with ken Paves on airplane back to LA.
Zoe Saldana walking the streets.
Sean Bean on vacation.
Selma Blair out at an event. She looks great.
The Spice Girls partied last night to celebrate their musical. Geri Halliwell was there.
Emma Bunton too.
Mel B was kind of there but went out after with her husband instead of the other Spicettes.
Tyra Banks was not there, but obviously wonders why she was not invited.
Victoria Beckham blew it off so she could party with ken Paves on airplane back to LA.
Zoe Saldana walking the streets.
More like Sean Beanbag Chair Stomach, amiritefolks!?
ReplyDeleteThat was cruel...
Zoe Saldana is skinny!
That cracked me up :)
DeleteDear Victoria,
ReplyDeleteWhen your thighs are barely as big as your calves, it's time to eat & stop trying to be a broom stick.
Paris Jackson is rapidly burning through the all the goodwill I have for her.
ReplyDeleteNed Stark lives!!
ReplyDeleteWho is Sean Bean?
ReplyDeleteTyra has herself a six head now. Can't stand that woman.
What thisoldbroad said. She looks like a creature in those pants.
ReplyDeleteI like getting my blood drawn out...There's just something about the needle poking you and just feeling it draw out the blood....
ReplyDeleteParis is what, 14? Seems pretty normal, considering everything. This pic is a wee bit TMI, but nothing terrible. Just being a part of her generation who lives through the Internet. Not a good thing entirely, but she's hardly the worst of the lot.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Zoe wasting away? Vic needs to eat something poor girl. Tyra is funny. she takes herself so seriously. She looks like a rapper saying yo dis is how we live yo!
ReplyDeleteIf by Selma Blair "looking great" you mean "looking like a Charms Blow Pop", then yeah.
ReplyDeleteAnd not to body snark the other way, Sean Bean seems to be following the same diet and exercise program that I am!
Wow, Selma Blair looks great! Can't believe she had that HUGE baby bump! Good work on loosing post baby weight!
ReplyDeleteSo Zoe is the last A cup in Hollywood...
Paris Jackson gets prettier every time I see her. Sean Bean, Tyra, Posh, Zoe, et. al., do not.
ReplyDeletePlease tell me Sean Bean's new look is for a role.
ReplyDeleteSean Bean looks like one or two of my ex-husbands. I like 'em chunky, what can I say?
ReplyDeleteIf Tyra's hairline goes back any futher, she's gonna be bald. Eeeek, that's some scary stuff.
Sean Bean baby bump? Tee hee!
ReplyDeleteProps to Paris Jackson! (We've got to come up with something so if we write "Paris" it's not that other scummy one...)
I vote for "PJ" - she's an adorable girl and doesn't need to be confused w/ the "Night In" Paris - double ick!
DeleteTyra is SUCH an ass.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine dressing like Posh for an international flight, even though she's so tiny she must have room to practically swim in a first class seat. I guess she's made a career of being uncomfortable in the name of fashion.
Mango, I always imagined Posh changing into flannel jammies and UGGS as soon as the captain turns off the seatbelt light Then when the descent is announced an entire team circles her for some bibbity bobbity boo magic so she can leave the plane looking ready for the red carpet.
ReplyDeleteAt least that's how I see it because I refuse to believe anybody can look that good getting off a transatlantic flight.
why is tyra wearing a one piece over a bikini?
ReplyDeleteI think Zoe is skinnier then Posh if that's possible.
ReplyDeleteI know that Tyra has gone to inordinate lengths to prove that her boobs are real, but any woman with DD's who has that little fat on the backs of her arms, and whose thighs actually taper in from top of quadriceps to crotch, and the outline of whose breastbone is outlined between her breasts...does not have real tits.
ReplyDeleteI think Tyra is actually wearing a bra under her one piece bathing suit. Maybe to lift and shape her cleavage better?
ReplyDeleteAt least we know Zoe Saldana doesn't have implants. And good for her!
ReplyDelete(Not that I think there's anything wrong with implants, it's just nice to see someone resist the pressure of the Hollywood Machine.)
ReplyDeleteWOW, you guys are on fire!
ReplyDeleteIngrid Superstar and RJ: you both made me get coffee in my nose, but it was totally worth it!
Why is Selma Blair famous?
Any why do women continue to starve themselves for celebrity/approval/whatever the fuck else they do it for??
I personally would rather see a teen doing a goodwill gesture (ala PJ) than what most teens put on the internet anymore (ala trampy stepdaughter of mine). :)
ReplyDeleteYes, I'm an evil stepmother. *evil laughter*
I have that exact swimsuit Tyra is wearing... it's just a $45 monokini from a Spencer's store. What I want to know, is why on earth is she wearing a bra with it??
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