And just like that, Lindsay Lohan learns that the three martini lunch makes the sidewalks move.
She doesn't look any worse for wear. That smile must mean she scored some furs.
This guy has 11 Miley Cyrus tattoos. That is 11 too many.
Michelle Williams looks really good right here.
Nicole Kidman letting one fly.
And that got Keith Urban out of there in a hurry.
Seal puts his kids on a plane to Australia while he stays behind.
Simon LeBon shows you what it would be like if you had sex with him. Sweaty and wet and not looking at you.
She doesn't look any worse for wear. That smile must mean she scored some furs.
This guy has 11 Miley Cyrus tattoos. That is 11 too many.
Michelle Williams looks really good right here.
Nicole Kidman letting one fly.
And that got Keith Urban out of there in a hurry.
Seal puts his kids on a plane to Australia while he stays behind.
Simon LeBon shows you what it would be like if you had sex with him. Sweaty and wet and not looking at you.
I hope that Miley Cyrus guy is already on some watch list.
ReplyDelete@ingrid - ha! Was just coming to say I hope Miley has her restraining orders squared away!
ReplyDeleteIf I've said it once.. Lindsay = accident just waiting to happen.
ReplyDelete@Ingrid, I'm with you. Creepy/scary.
Jason Segal is doing Michelle Williams good.
ReplyDeleteSomeone in the Agyness/Ribisi marriage post that she had a previous relationship with LeBon. Which, interesting...
ReplyDeleteSpeaking as a straight man, If I had to fuck one member of Duran Duran, it would be John Taylor.
What you guys said.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I lusted after Simon when I was a tween. I'd still hit it, wet, sweaty and all.
I am pretty sure that Miley Cyrus guy had to inform his neighbours and authorities of his whereabouts.
ReplyDeleteI love LL's shoes in the second picture. I'm wearing a similar red patent leather pair right now. They are my current favourites.
That is the best I've seen Michelle Williams look. I'm saying that even though I am meh about the dress and I hate the shoes.
I think we should all be impressed Nicole is making an expression.
I met all of Duran Duran years ago. STILL HOT!! It was their comeback tour (7 years ago-ish?). Anyway, all of them were groomed, trim and HOT!!! Roger Taylor (my favorite always) actually didn't look as good as the others. I got to keep his drumstick...
ReplyDeleteHAHA!
He looked hot enough!
Wow, I do not like the looks of that Miley Cyrus dude. I hope she's taking that shit seriously.
ReplyDeleteAlas, Simone LeBon is dry in that shot. His awful shirt just appears wet. It should be burned.
ReplyDeleteSeal may have been a shit husband, but I love that he always has a camera when he is with the kids (and even when he was at special events with Heidi).
Michelle Williams always looks good!! She and Segal are my favorite celeb couple.
ReplyDeletemumsesx9--I am JEALOUS!
ReplyDeleteFor me, it'd be Nick.
It's that Nicole's baby screaming? I wish I could be that relaxed with my babies flipping out
ReplyDeleteMichelle W looks AMAHZING. I'm usually not the biggest fan of white shoes--too Easter Sunday-y, but I love those.
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ReplyDeleteI agree @JoleneJolene on Michelle's shoes- normally I don't love the white heel at all, but there have been some super cute ones this season, and those are a great example. I would love to see them from the back. And she's wearing them properly with her outfit so she doesn't look like she should be going to Easter/is 100/is a hooker. They are maybe 1/2size too small though... toes coming off the edge, not cute. Buy a size up.
ReplyDeleteI will always be John Taylor's woman. But I'd hit Nick & Simon, second and third.
ReplyDeleteTMI?
Remember Jon Taylor's frosted bangs? Still gives me the tingles, and I still love bass players.
*John*
ReplyDeletesacrilege!
That dress and those shoes are not two great tastes that taste great together.
ReplyDeleteReally rooting for her and JS, however. I love them together.
I love seeing Michelle Williams in a dress that doesn't look make her resemble a 6-year-old in 1962. She looks amazing here.
ReplyDeleteMichelle Williams does look really good there. Seal and Heidi made some beautiful children together. Their split made me sad. I think I took it worse than they did.
ReplyDeleteLMAO on the Nicole Kidman caption, Enty!
ReplyDeleteIt looks to me as if it was the guy bending over in front of Nicole who farted...
ReplyDelete@Robin: I thought the same thing--the expression on her face confirms it!
ReplyDeleteApologies in advanced to Simon LeBon lovers everywhere but he looks like Gerard Butler in that picture. Michelle is flawless. The end.
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Me
Yes to John Taylor! I knew I liked y'all for some reason. I believe that is Nicole's sister Antonia's baby and that guy is her husband, the father. And to me, Nic looks drunk. I mean, have you seen that forehead that relaxed in years? Someone got into the Sangria a bit early. And a 3 martini lunch would be nuffin for Liz & Dick back in the day! Carry on Lilo.
ReplyDeleteLL was the victim of a very small very localized earth quake. She didn't trip! It's not her fault! The tectanic plate is just looking to get famous off of her name and her immense beauty and talent!
ReplyDeleteHa @nellie! That sounds about right...Mother Nature conspires to topple the Lohan out of sheer jealousy.
ReplyDeleteI haven't been this tired of another person in oh I don't know when. Even the Kardashians don't irritate me as much as the Lohans. I'm sure it's because Lohan is a thief and a pathological liar. She is also a danger to society. That truck she crashed into could've easily been a mini van with a family. It's only a matter of time before she kills someone. She deserves real jail time.