One Direction has got so big that Niall Horen has hired a man to carry him everywhere.
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen love dead crocodiles.
Rafaello Follieri posed for photos on his return to Italy.
Rocco has a summer job on
his mom's new tour.
It's going to take a lot more than a rose to make up for what Salma Hayek's husband did.
Apparently James Wilkie's school year lasts forever.
In NY most schools are in session until mid-June. Nothing odd about James' school year.
ReplyDeleteOne Olsen not totally covered up in baggy clothing, now that's odd.
So the rumors of Linda Evangelista screwing Salma's husband again are true, huh?
ReplyDeleteMan I had forgotten how beautiful Michelle Yeoh was. Need to check out Crouching Tiger... again.
ReplyDeletewas = is. That is.
ReplyDeleteUgh!! The Olsens want to sell us clothes?? Tell us how to dress?? Be regarded as fashion vanguards??? Be regarded as fashion mavens?? No, no, no and no. They are sloppy looking- roots anyone?- in ill fitting clothes. I just dont get it.
ReplyDeleteWasn't there a blind a while back about which of the new direction kids was gay?
ReplyDeleteMichelle Yeoh looks stunning.
ReplyDeleteMadonna needs to look to Michelle Yeoh for advice on aging gracefully. They are five years apart, but Madonna looks like she's made of wax.
ReplyDeleteNow I've got Madonna's Like a Prayer running endlessly through my head. Church robes and all.
ReplyDeleteHow wonderful that Rocco gets to see his mother gyrating her vagina every night on tour!
ReplyDeleteThere's a rumor that Linda is sleeping with Salma's husband again?
Me too, Momster.
ReplyDeleteSo no wonder Linda & Henri were so friendly on their last day of court.
Not to be mean to Salma if it did happen, but it would be great gossip is he had another 'oops' with Linda now. What a wealthy, wealthy slime.
Is it me or is SJP starting to look a little scary-thin?
ReplyDeleteDid Madonna's son have his hair cut mid show? I noticed this with the pics on the Daily Mail website and would ordinarily assume that they're from two different nights, but who the f know with Madonna & her progeny. Wouldn't put it past her to have her son's hair cut mid show.
ReplyDeleteGood eye, haha! But I'm guessing the 1st pic is from the dress rehearsal the night before. The robe is for Like A Prayer, one of the closing numbers...
DeleteOlsen Twins are unfortunate. They look like Palom & Porom.
ReplyDeleteSo Rocco's role in the show is a monk who becomes a skinhead?
That Rocco is a great looking kid, and he looks happy. Looks so much like his dad too.
ReplyDeleteI hate the way the Olsen's always stand tummy to tummy to pose. Grates my nerves.
ReplyDeleteSJP *has* been looking way too thin for awhile now.
Michelle Yeoh, hot damn, what a dress. She looks gorgeous. And yeah, I might pull out my DVD of CTHD later on for a rewatch. It's always a good time for that.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I feel like the Olsen twins are really a pair of old high society spinsters who have been deaged and are adapting to the switch very poorly. I'd watch a sitcom of that, honestly.
I think any kid of Madonna's would have to learn to take some gyrating vagina in stride. No judgment there on my part. Madonna was never going to be Marion Cunningham or June Cleaver. She and Rocco look happy and comfortable there. I like it.
Oh, Salma. Just ditch that old creep and move on.
I also like that pic of SJP. One of my faves of her in a while. It's nice when she's really dressed down and smiling.
Yes, anon, they could be edie beale and her mother!!! Lol
DeleteMichelle Yeoh's dress is phenomenal! She looks amazing.
ReplyDeleteKim Z(list) is another person who needs to go away.
"Nothing odd about James' school year."
ReplyDeleteIt is odd compared to the rest of the country.
"I hate the way the Olsen's always stand tummy to tummy..."
I actually love that pose, because it's so "twinny." My best friend is an identical twin, and it reminds me fondly of her and her sister.
It makes me sad that people like Jessica Simpson and the Olsen freaks are zillionaires.
ReplyDeleteElementary school goes into late June, he's too young to break for exams.
ReplyDeleteI want Michelle Yeoh's dress. I'd wear it everywhere, all the time.
My son's school doesn't end until the end of next week. We are in the midwest.
ReplyDelete@Halle, I don't think Jessica Simpson is a billionaire. I think it's just something her dad said but was never backed up but it just kind of stuck in people's heads.
ReplyDeleteIf she is, that makes me furious. She's so useless.
Actually, the PNW isn't done with school til last week in June. It's in the hotter climates that schools end earlier - and start earlier too.
ReplyDeleteI'm in Canada and was very confused about the school comment, school goes to the end of June here. And starts again the first week of September.
ReplyDeleteI'll say one thing about Madonna: She sure breeds good-looking kids!
ReplyDeleteIdk, that whole son on tour with madonna creeps me out.
DeleteMichelle Yeoh is still 1 of the most beautiful woman in the world. She's aging so beautifully.
ReplyDeleteI grew up in the suburbs of Philadelphia and school began after Labor Day and went until mid-end of June (depending on snow days)
ReplyDeleteIn the Midwest here and my kids are in school until next week. So I guess "the rest of the country" doesn't include us?
ReplyDeleteWhat did Salma's husband do?
ReplyDeleteOur district in NY starts the Thursday before Labor Day and ends June 22.
ReplyDeleteYeah right on Salma ditching her hubby, I think she likes money/freedom/not having to work/access to various luxury and couture clothes too much.
ReplyDeleteAgain on the Olsen twins- just because their personal style seems odd to most does not make them not fashion trendsetters. I have said it here before and I will say it again. A lot of the people who we look back at as fashion icons dressed unusually for their time. The Olsen twins are in no small part responsible for reviving trends that have made it from the runway to Walmart such as leggings, stacked platforms/ wedges, skinny jeans, maxidresses/ general trend of wearing baggy clothes when you are a skinny girl, huge sunglasses that cover half your face... I'm sure I'm forgetting some stuff here too. Their own lines both high-end and mass market sell very well. I'm not a huge fan of their looks here but seriously anyone who is follows/is informed on fashion understands why they absolutely will have a legacy in this regard. Not saying they deserve to be bazillionaires, or that they don't look like shrivelly prunes... but that isn't the point.
When I was a kid, we finished school in June and started in May. My high school graduation was June 1 and I went to see Madonna's Like A virgin Tour that night.
ReplyDeleteI didn't start getting out of school in May until college.
Michelle Yeohs dress is amazing.
ReplyDeleteI actually like the Olsen twins. Theyve worked hard all their lives. Even as little little kids they had a say in their business. They do everything in their power to keep their private life private and there is very little negative talk about them. Cant say that about most of the celebs.
I'm not sure you can compare Yeoh and Maddona's aging. I take these words from a friend who has a Chinese/Malay mother - "Asian women look 20 until they're 60 when overnight they turn into a tiny old Asian woman".
ReplyDeleteIn New York the private schools are out this week, the public schools end of June....
ReplyDeleteSalma looks so dumpy, access to all those fantastic dresses and she looks like a fire plug...
@Mooshki
ReplyDeleteIt would be cute from any other set of twins prob. It's just those two doing it for some reason. I think maybe it's partly their permanent duck/pouty faces too. Those two just ooze skeevy.
In Arizona, school ends in May, and starts back up in August.
ReplyDeleteI'm in Iowa and my kids have been done with school since May 23rd.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Madonna letting Rocco be part of her tour is bad, he's a good dancer (like Lourdes). If they want to, it's fine, imo. She's going to take her kid's on tour regardless. I think Lourdes is on the shit list for smoking...
ReplyDeleteSalma is turning into Tanning Mom
ReplyDeleteI think it would be amazing to grow up with the lifestyle that some celeb kids experience. Travel, different cultures, being onstage, performing - many of my favorite things that I didn't come to until later in life. As long as the kids are loved, feel safe and experience it on their own terms (i.e. not being pushed into a performing lifestyle or fame that they can't handle ), then lucky them to get to experience that kind of luxury. I would trade in my normal childhood any day of the week to have experienced that but I am a performer so to me, they are being given the very thing that I work so hard to attain, on a platter. To have a parent with the level of fame has it's pros and it's cons but Rocco looks like he is having the time of his life in that photo and I for one am envious :)
ReplyDeleteI'm in Northern California and my step-daughter (11) and niece (13) are on school for at least 2 more weeks.
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ReplyDeleteSJP's calf is as big as her 9 year old son's. That's crazy.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Reno. The Olsen twins' patented welded-pelvis pose is weird, and they ALWAYS do it. It's like their ladybits always have to be within two inches of each other.
ReplyDeleteI think Michelle Y. is bee-yoo-tee-ful, and I adore that dress. It, and she, are gorgeous.
SJP has been scary-skinny for years. I've always thought she was too thin. And apparently she and James have decided to have the same hairstyle.
Given the nature of Madonna's concerts, I don't think I would be comfortable being up on stage while my mom is gyrating, simulating sex, grabbing her cone-bra-covered boobs, etc. But again, he is Madonna's kid. I'm sure he has seen things other kids would find disturbing his whole life.
Private schools in Florida end the Friday before Labor Day (May 23rd this year) and start back the second week of August. They recently started putting our public schools on the same sched, depending on the school's grade (I believe A and B schools get to switch, and C or lower stay on the June-September run). I always loved getting out early, but it sucked that my public school friends weren't out yet, and didn't have to go back as early.
ReplyDeleteI have ALWAYS loved SJP, regardless of what anyone says about her. I started watching SATC when I was 14 (my parents would have killed me if they knew lol!) so she's part of my adolescent and young adult years. I think she's unconventionally pretty, and I love the way she dresses. Agree she looks a little thin, but she's a yoga nut, and doesn't eat like she should.
I think someone said it above, but school in NY goes until the middle or end of June. My high school graduation was June 29. In the south, school starts earlier and ends earlier than that.
ReplyDeleteLos Angeles Public schools do not end until June 19th.
ReplyDelete^Yup, came here to say the same. I used to start school in NJ (after Labor Day) and ended the school year in SC (May).
ReplyDeleteI'm sure I've said this before, but sometimes the Olson twins freak me out, like the twins in The Great Outdoors.
I agree that Michelle Yeoh looks amazing! Like a porcelain doll.
ReplyDelete@anongkhla - love your comments, LOL.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/06/01/dominic-monaghan-matthew-fox-and-a-scandalous-twitter-accusation.html
ReplyDeleteEnty is quoted in the article, go Enty !!!!!!!!!!!!
hi everyone long time lurker , just to say that Michelle and her dress are gorgeous!
ReplyDeleteI hope Ziyi Zhang is OK -- Lainey's take on the situation chilled me to the bone.
ReplyDeleteMichelle Yeoh & her dress are absolutely stunning.
ReplyDeleteThe Olsen girls have so much cute potential but come off just-plain-weird.
Surely Guy Ritchie can't be happy Madonna is using his kid as a prop in her latest granny concert.
Salma Hayek is fantastically beautiful and her husband must be a fool if her is cheating on her.
and finally....
SJP needs to cut her kid's hair and buy him some matching clothes.
*snark* time is over now. Thanks.
The Olsen twins stand like they are conjoined.
ReplyDeleteBubbles said it wrong above ("When I was a kid, we finished school in June and started in May."), giving herself ONE MONTH in school. For a second I wondered how they learned anything that way! haha
Zhang ZiYi has been out and about, just not on that particular event which was an armani catwalk, but she did go to the chinese film media awards (good for her!)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.redcarpet-fashionawards.com/2012/05/31/zhang-ziyi-in-reem-acra-12th-chinese-film-media-awards/
lainey's article was very good on the subject: http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/23686/Zhang-Ziyi-prostitution-rumours-with-Chinese-government
and yeah, that haircut is doing Rocco NO favours. Im guessing those are pics from madonnas tour debut in tel aviv.
#overmadonna
im in college in CA and we just started finals week...
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