Jennifer Hudson continues to look amazing.
Jessica Simpson's baby's first Instagram.
Kelly Clarkson out with her boyfriend.
So, who would be the idiot to do this?
Ke$ha with her tattoo artist.
Kat Graham from Vampire Diaries in Vegas and underdressed.
Kellan Lutz and his girlfriend.
Mischa Barton at the Serpentine party in London.
OHMYGODTHANKYOUFORTHEJEREMYRENNERPICENTY!!!
ReplyDeleteWas it good for you, too? I need a cigarette (and some fresh batteries).
I swear Kat Graham is Hayden P. 2.0
ReplyDeleteYou okay there, @Vicki?
ReplyDeleteJessicas baby is cute
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ReplyDeleteI am now.
Can't say the same for my underwear, though.
Renner kind of looks like Gamera there. And Jessica's baby is cute!
ReplyDeleteThat's a good picture of Jeremy Renner. I'd like to see him and Daniel Craig playing brothers in something. Brothers who wear very little clothes.
ReplyDeleteWait, that sounds kinda wrong...
Jessica's baby looks just like her.
ReplyDeleteVICKI...I (heart symbol) you.
@shiny_special_one: No, that sounds fine...
ReplyDeletebut you could add Thor and then I'd be super happy.
ReplyDeleteOoh, yes, Chris Hemsworth as the third brother. I like!
ReplyDelete@shiny_special_one, that sounds all kinds of right. Go on...
ReplyDeleteAre the instagram photos supposed to look like fuzzy/poor quality? I have a friend that posts instagram pics on FB and they look the same.
ReplyDeleteGee, Ke$ha how much lower can you go?
ReplyDeleteThat person with the "Suck it" inner lip looks like something Avril would do.
ReplyDeleteAnd woah...did not recognize kelly
Is kat graham dressed 1992 trashy for some reason I'm not aware of?
ReplyDeleteWhy is someone like Kesha famous, but awesome people like us are probably mostly stuck with normal jobs making a fraction of what she makes? All the more reason to start smoking bath salts...
ReplyDelete@kelgela, Avril would only do it in ballpoint.
ReplyDeleteOh my god
ReplyDeleteYou guys are hilarious. Add RDJ to the Craig and Renner film with a bit of crossdressing and Id see it. Sorry I know its weird but hes so quirky he can pull it off.
ReplyDeleteIt's a damn meat market in here! ;)
ReplyDeleteNote to self: Add inside of lip as a place to never get a tattoo, who would have thought to put one there? I usually save the word "douche" for the male population, but it just is a douchy thing to do.
ReplyDeleteIs Mischa a hooker? how else can you explain her money and wardrobe? She hasn't worked in years.
Is it hot in here, or just me?
ReplyDeleteIf Cyndi Lauper fucked and had a baby with Pete Doherty you'd get Kesha (no stupid fucking $ sign). Minus Cyndi's talent, of course.
ReplyDeleteIt's just Vicki, Momster. LOL.
ReplyDeleteKelly Clarkson's fella has Jennifer Aniston nipples.
Sorry Enty, while her body may be hot, I'm afraid Jennifer's face is starting to sag after losing so much weight so fast.
I don't know what it is, but Jeremy Renner's face complements a gun perfectly. Or is it vice versa.
ReplyDeleteJ-Hud's cottage cheese thighs indicate that there may be trouble in River City. Oftentimes when people have a dramatic weight loss, you don't want to know what they look like nekkid.
I love the fact that Kelly can go makeup free and comfy with the bf.
ReplyDeleteJessica's baby is a doll.
I must be the only one on here that doesn't get the Renner (and Craig) love...or Skarsgaard either.
I am totally on the Jeremy Renner, Daniel Craig, Chris Hemsworth brother movie where THEY ARE ALL MALE STRIPPERS!
ReplyDeleteOMG-OMG-OMG What is Kelly Clarkson wearing???!!! She needs to do a press release and tell people she took some Ambien, donned her grandma's nightie, went shopping and doesn't remember a thing.
ReplyDeleteJessica's baby looks just like her!
nope Cindy - not the only one - totally agree about the 3 you name. Joe Manganiello otoh....
ReplyDeleteI never understood the Jeremy Renner thing until I saw him in a movie - he is really hot and I don't know why because I like tall, dark and skinny geeks. He's pretty much the opposite of that, but I find him incredibly hot.
ReplyDeleteAwwww, what an adorable baby, and he (?) has a strawberry in the middle of his forehead.
I came on here just to see what @Vicky would say about Renner. I was not disappointed :O
ReplyDelete@Patty
Instagram is a program that make your pictures have a vintage/old timey look about them. I did not realize the pictures were made public though until a bunch of my friends started "liking" the only pic I have ever taken that way. Of my 2 year old son wearing his 3 year old sister's Hello Kitty underpants and hot pink kitten heels. Can someone teach me how to scrub this off the internet??
@shiny, yes, yes, yes! More Renner and Craig, the shot of Mr. Bond exiting the ocean is his blue bathing suit is still one of my favorites.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure I don't need to say it, but Ke$ha is just icky.
Another Josh, I'd like to complement his gun.
ReplyDeleteSunny, I'm glad you're amused. :)
And, ohfuckyesIwanthimandI'mnotafraidtosayit.
Sometimes i get sad because I'll never have sex with Jeremy Renner.
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ReplyDeleteThat's what vibrators are for.
ReplyDeleteRenner and Daniel Craig, good Lord the depths I wouldn't hesitate to sink to to get a crack at that double action.
ReplyDelete@Sunny, the other day, you said you always make the Magic Bullet joke about "Who wants nachos?" and no one ever laughs, correct? At work, I take my coffee cup to people's desk (I work in a cube farm) and I ask, "Hi So-and-so, whaaaaat's happening?" No one ever gets it! Drives me nuts. All that to say, I totally understand your torment.
I hate instagram.
Vicki, your comment about Avril writing it in ballpoint was pure gold. GOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!
Renner is about as sexually appealing as Tom Cruise. the soccer Moms love him but don't realize he is ze gay.
ReplyDeleteIf we weren't suppose to fantasize about hot gay men, that would seriously limit our options!
Delete@Vicki - XD HA! not a bad idea but it's not the same as touching the person and all.
ReplyDelete@Jax agree about Renner.
ReplyDeleteI don't like how J Hud's sleeves cover her hands like half gloves. I hate that look.
I can't believe it took me this long to figure out that Kesha got the suck it tattoo. Didn't realize the pics went together :/
ReplyDeleteDid I ever tell this story?? A loooong time ago, my friend was making out with a stranger at a bar. She likes those rough-around-the-edges guys, so of course he had tattoos and a shaved head. When he turned to walk away, we saw he had the words F*CK IT tattooed to the back of his bald head. So now, even 15 years later when we want to use those glorious swear words, we just shoot the double thumbs to the back of our heads. Keeps us out of trouble with the little ones we have now
I just want to say that poor Kelly Clarkson, no matter how much weight she looses, will forever have eater's arms. And I know that because I've got them, too. She should reconsider that dress, I'd say.
ReplyDeleteI love that y'all love Jeremy, but he looks tooooo much like a guy I went all the way through school with who was like a brother to me. Ironically, he's an actor who had a shot at the big time back in the day and didn't make it. So when I see Jeremy in movies, I always wonder if my friend has animosity towards him - " I coulda been a contender"!
Sunny, I love the double thumbs! Gotta delay baby's first f-bomb for as long as possible :-).
Kelly's boyfriend must be awfully cold.
ReplyDeleteJax, yes we know he is probably gay, but that's what fantasies are for.
ReplyDelete@feraltart, I would pay to see that movie.
I don't give a fuck who Jeremy Renner is or is not fucking. The cooch wants what the cooch wants.
ReplyDeleteI think Jennifer Hudson was cuter before she lost all the weight. I don't think being thin suits her face as well.
ReplyDeleteKe$ha probably got that tattoo to remind her of the good old days when that picture of that guy sucking her off was "leaked" and everyone was talking about her. The gold tooth is equally as awful.
Kat Graham bugs the hell out of me. She seems to have an out of control ego.
"The cooch wants what the cooch wants"
ReplyDeleteEven though i personally don't have a cooch, this will become a motto of mine from now on!
Jeremy Renner is smokin' hot. Jessica's baby is so cute. Kelly's boyfriend is also very cute.
ReplyDeleteHey, Frufra, is your friend, uh, seein' anybody? I could always provide moral support to help him, uh, you know, forget Hollywood. :)
ReplyDeleteVicki, he's actually happily in a healthy relationship for the first time in his life.
ReplyDeleteBut he's an actor, therefore dark and troubled, so anything could happen. I'll keep you posted.
I'm going to go ahead and say he's got the face of JR, probably not the bod, though. My legal disclaimer.
I don't care if Renner is gay, there is something about him that exudes sex-ay. He isn't even attractive really, but I know one place where he can put that face.
ReplyDelete@luckylass just LOL...stealing that!
ReplyDelete@Cindy and Jaded: can I join your club? Daniel Craig skeeves me out, especially; but they all do nothing for me! Mark Ruffalo, however, YES!
ReplyDeleteTo each his own, I guess.
So women are forbidden from now on to fantasize about hot gay guys because jax said so?
ReplyDeleteEcua, I LOVE Mark Ruffalo! Did you see him on the latest Real Time with Bill Maher? I listened to it yesterday. Such a good guy.
ReplyDeleteI'm on the Mark Ruffalo train. The things I would let that man do to me. I'll even pay attention while he's talking about the dangers of fracking as long as we's be frucking while he's doing it.
ReplyDeleteThat tattoo will finally be relevant when Kesha is sucking her bottom plate!
ReplyDeleteLMAO @Disco
ReplyDeleteI will say this, Mischa finally looks good again. She was fat and bloated for a long time. Now she might actually GET some work.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what Mischa has been doing to be able to attend parties dressed like that, how is she getting $$$$$ her OC days are long gone
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