It's like the ole Britney Spears never left. Daisy Dukes and UGGs.
Cory Monteith and Lea Michele share that after workout glow.
Charlize Theron even is working out with her hat on.
Eva Longira's first day at lap dance school.
Eva Mendes gets some gas while
Ryan Gosling looks for a frozen metal pole.
Another plastic pose from Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield. This time they were in Korea.
Emma Thompson having a great time on her new movie.
Hilary Duff makes her twice daily coffee run.
Another day and another set of matching black outfits for Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux.
Cory Monteith and Lea Michele share that after workout glow.
Charlize Theron even is working out with her hat on.
Eva Longira's first day at lap dance school.
Eva Mendes gets some gas while
Ryan Gosling looks for a frozen metal pole.
Another plastic pose from Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield. This time they were in Korea.
Emma Thompson having a great time on her new movie.
Hilary Duff makes her twice daily coffee run.
Another day and another set of matching black outfits for Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux.
That's a fantastic picture of Emma Thompson.
ReplyDeleteEmma Thompson looks AMAZING.
ReplyDeleteBrit, please wear clothes that actually fit you.
ReplyDeleteI really hate to admit this, but Jennifer looks really good in that pic. She must really like that jacket too. Three days in a row.
I know it has been said umpteen times before but...re "twice daily coffee run"-don't these people have coffee makers? I bet I could live quite comfortably off of their annual coffee-pap run budget.
ReplyDeleteand Emma Thompson is lovely as always! love her!
Eva Mendes just looks like a royal pain in someones ass.
ReplyDeleteLove Emma Thompson!
That whatever it is on Justin T is the ugliest, douchiest shirt/whatever, ever!
^Jacket maybe?
ReplyDeleteBritney looks like Mary Jo Catlett in the face here, Mary Jo being one of the maids on Different Strokes.
ReplyDeleteOMG...when BritBrit gets a little pudge on her and that babylegness of her's kicks in, it's like my kryptonite...WHEW!!!...keep up the good work, lady...
ReplyDeleteBrit just has one of those sharecropper bodies common in the South. She's built for hard manual labor like picking cotton or soybeans. Should have been born back in the 1800s.
ReplyDeleteVicki, WTF? "Sharecropper bodies common in the South?" I have never heard -- or seen -- that in my almost 35 years of living in Texas. Those awful ugg boots make everyone look stumpy and dumpy. For the life of me, I cannot understand their popularity.
ReplyDeleteJen A. is such a snoozefest to me. She is just so boring. Her clothes are boring, her hair is boring, her movies are (by and large) boring. Just dull.
Great -- two of my least fave H-wood people in a row. The two Evas.
I love Britney, but she has absolutely vile taste in clothing. The top is heinous, but if it MUST be worn, it should not be worn w/cut off jorts. Nor should it be worn with knit Uggs. WTH.
ReplyDeleteOh, Britney. No.
ReplyDeleteOk, I live in Chicago and understand the concept of Ugg boots in the winter, but WTF is it with these actresses who wear them year-round in LA??? Does. Not. Compute.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, UGGS with shorts are acceptable attire in SoCal.
ReplyDeleteUggs were originally surfer boots in Australia, to keep your feet warm from ocean water exposure--thus the popularity with shorts....
ReplyDeleteBritney's outfit is atrocious.
ReplyDeleteEmma & Andrew have zero chemistry together, they just ooze fake.
what do we expect from Britney? she never dressed well. her taste is awful.
ReplyDeleteAniston always looks classy.
Tex, I meant that's she's compact and muscular. I'm the same hideous body type.
ReplyDeleteJennifer & Justin look like they fit together in that photo. First time I've thought that. Are those hanging suspenders on his hips, or is that the zipper style? I *hate* the hanging suspender look.
ReplyDeleteIs Lea Michelle really that short in comparison to Cory Monteith? I keep looking for a camera angle trick, but can't find one.
Is Lea at the gym to work off that belly pudge, or will that be gone in a few months?
ReplyDeleteVicki, stop coming down on yourself!
ReplyDeleteI want Jen A's purse.
Ok, I'm the first one to get annoyed when analyzing body language from one pic among 10,000 but Emma Stone looks like she wants to gag at his touch.
@ Vicki - I know what you mean. I'm reasonably tall - 5'7" - but definitely built for hard labor. We all are in my family, and my kids got a double dose.
ReplyDeleteMy sister and I together with a group of women - we look like we've been sent to beat up the other girls. And we're both within the normal range weight speaking. As is Britney, I'm sure.
@Seachica - oh my good Lord, I think those are hanging suspenders. Egads.
ReplyDeleteI really like how Hillary hasn't been in a rush to lose 10000 lbs of baby weight in a week and then tell People magazine all about it. I think she looks great.
ReplyDeleteI myself have a lean body but my hands definitely are peasant stock! Women's XL or mens. Vicki, I knew immediately what you meant. :)
ReplyDeleteJen and Justin always look so posed. I don't think I've ever seen her spontaneous.
As opposed to EMMA! LOVE HER!
So bummed if Andrew and Emma are fake. I guess she's not the answer to that sex torture play blind?
emma stone seems so contrived..devil horns! subliminal devil horns. srsly, who does that naturally w. their hands?
ReplyDelete@Lori, I do actually. :)
ReplyDeleteAm I alone in thinking that that definitely isn't Eva's first day of lap dance school? I suspect that she's lap danced her way to fame before.
I just had my head shaved today for surgery. I'm going to be like Charlize now - wearing hats for the entire summer. She and I should totally hang out together. We can be Mr & Mrs. Hat. Oh, wait, that sounds too much like Mr. Hat from South Park. What does this have to do with random photos? Nothing but I'm high on Percocet today so whatevah! Wheeeee!
ReplyDeleteOmg good luck with your surgery!
ReplyDeleteGood luck, Jason!
ReplyDeleteVicki, I understand what you meant about the body type, my question was what that had to do with being from the South. Honestly, I have never noticed a trend of "sharecropper bodies" down here compared to anywhere else.
I was thinking of all the people I've seen in Mississippi. I've seen plenty and I figured it was apropos since she's from the Delta originally. :)
ReplyDeleteJBE, I hope all goes smoothly with your surgery. Take care. Celebrity gossip will help you heal :-).
ReplyDeleteJBE, I hope all goes smoothly with your surgery. Take care. Celebrity gossip will help you heal :-).
ReplyDeleteI concur that Britney looks terrible here, compared to people who dress up to go out for a slushie and fries. However, for a mother from Louisiana, she's in the normal range.
ReplyDelete@JBE - hope all goes well. Thinking good thoughts for you. Be sure to check in with your CDAN fam, k?
ReplyDeleteThinking of you Jason. :)
ReplyDeleteJason ... Please update us after surgery..,good luck!
ReplyDeleteSeachica and frufa: given his icky sense of style, I'd also guess hanging suspenders.
Emma Thompson: Day-um! She just gets better with age.
ReplyDelete@Jason
ReplyDeleteGood luck! Sending you good thoughts.
I am wishing you a speedy recovery Jason.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Enty can get a message to Charlize regarding your Mr. & Mrs. wish?
Speedy recovery, Jason .
ReplyDeleteWhy does Justin T dye his eyebrows? Who the fuck dyes their eyebrows? Other than John Travolta, that is.
ReplyDeleteLove, love,love Emma Thompson!
ReplyDeleteJason- Good luck withe your surgery! Be back soon!
ReplyDeleteHubba hubba Emma Thompson! I WISH I looked that good...
ReplyDeleteEva Mendez looks like the meanest woman in the world. I bet she's full of her own shit.
ReplyDeleteHowever, Emma Thompson exudes a natural joy. I'd love to think I did too.
Enty, what are you hinting at with Emma and Andrew? Just a pr relationship? Or something more?
You would think by now that Britney's conservatorship would appoint her a much-needed stylist. At least she is consistent in her horrible, questionable outfit choices.
ReplyDeleteLove Eva Mendes' dress. I still don't understand why she constantly has bitchface though. If I was banging Ryan Gosling, I'd be constantly smiling.
Good luck, JBE! Positive juju your way.
ReplyDeleteI like Eva Mendes dress, and agree with everybody that said she looks super bitchy.
Oh Britney, put those boots away. Forever.
I dont buy that Emma & Andrew are a real couple at all! Does he ever NOT have that smirk on his face? Ugh.
Maybe Brit's "poor" style is the only thing that she has control over?
ReplyDeleteI am choosing to believe that by keeping a scowl on her face and not engaging the paps that maybe Eva is hoping she'll be less of a target. I know celebrities should be expected to be photographed, but really it must be so annoying to have them snapping away as you pump gas or something else equally mundane.
ReplyDeleteAnd JBE, I don't know you super well except I always get a big kick out of your comments and I look forward to seeing you back here soon! Best of luck to you tomorrow and enjoy your percocet ;)
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ReplyDelete@Jason Blue Eyes, good luck with your surgery!!
ReplyDeleteI didnt expect to see Eva Longoria' s face between two huge boobs, but you just made my day, enty! Emma looks great!
ReplyDelete@ Vicki...Brit Brit is from Kentwood, LA. I'm from the Mississippi Delta. Please don't put her on us. We already have her inbred cousins.
ReplyDeletePoor Brit. I've said I think she's super hot, whether she's fit or curvy. But when she puts on the weight, she unfortunately starts to get a very Cardassian "head neck" thing going...
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to tell because she's sitting down, but I think that's a really good look on Eva Longoria there.
ReplyDeleteEmma Thompson! She needs to come be my BFF.
And good luck, Jason!
Wow, Emma looks exactly like my mom in that picture. Weird.
ReplyDeleteBetween her gorgeous new house and that cute little belly bulge, I'm actually starting to grow a bit fond of Lea Michelle. Also weird.
Good luck, Jason!