Natalie Portman spending her 31st birthday with her dad.
Neil Patrick Harris does his seal impressions.
Pierce Brosnan and Emma Thompson have some lunch together.
Tom Cruise and Russell Brand share their peen measurements at the Rock Of Ages premiere in London.
Malin Akerman was there.
The entire cast and
Julianne Hough solo.
Russell Brand wearing a super scarf. He might as well be wearing a feather boa.
ReplyDeleteThis movie is going to suck so much ass. Russell Brand and Tommy Girl? Why not just throw Jack Black and Ben fucking Stiller in there.
ReplyDeleteThe finger/hand gesture trend is getting really old, and the older the person, the more redonkulous.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea why, but Natalie Portman really annoys the crap out of me lately.
ReplyDeleteI just learned that oddly enough the screenplay for this was co-written by Jen Aniston's boyfriend (Justin Theroux). He also wrote Tropic Thunder. Seems like a talented fella, but is overshadowed by his relationship.
ReplyDeleteBy "this" I meant Rock of Ages. Ugh
ReplyDeleteJustin was known for a lot of stuff before Jen. I was bummed she snagged him (nothing against her, but...)
ReplyDeleteI saw a bunch of photos of the Rock of Ages premier and EVERYONE throwing the devil horn sign. ARGH!
If NPH and David break up, I vote NPH gets custody.
ReplyDeleteWhere's Alec Baldwin? No Alec at the premiere?
ReplyDeleteAlso - NPH's baby is all kinds of adorable, and I swear I thought Pierce Brosnan's waiter was Matt Damon for a second.
ReplyDeleteI am always jarred at how short Tom Cruise really is, even with lifts.
ReplyDeleteWhere was Katie ?
ReplyDeleteOhh Russel Brand, I don't know what makes me feel this way but there are all kinds of things I would love to do you and that skinny British body.
ReplyDeleteIs Meghan Fox cooking a baby? Or is that just her caretaker trying to get more attention?
Ugh! B.A.G looks like the ultimate douchenozzle, check the body language in the first pic. Walking with his newly pregnant wife and he's strolling ahead of her, not holding her hand, in his own world, after seeing a movie together? You in danger girl. Run!
ReplyDeleteMegan Fox always looks sad.
ReplyDeleteUgh, BAG is so douchetastic it's not even funny. Megan must have really low self-esteem to stay with him.
ReplyDeleteNPH & David Burka's kids are adorable! Both of them seem like really great dads as well.
I have to say, part of me wants to see Rock of Ages, but Tommy boy is enough to make me skip it I think.
Whoops, make that David Burtka not Burka.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, everything about Megan Fox radiates 'bitch'. I can't feel sympathy for her, because I'm pretty sure if she wasn't married to BAG, she'd be strangling children.
ReplyDeleteI think they seem like a perfect match for each other really.
@Paris, totally agree about Julianne's shitty taste in clothes!
ReplyDeleteThat heavy metal hand gesture still just says "Hook Em Horns" to me. Every headbanger in the world is now a University of Texas football fan.
ReplyDeleteExcept theyre holding it the wrong way...I think of them as hook em impaired. ;)
ReplyDeleteSO hoping that 'rock of ages' tanks. badly. and julianna's fakeness is bothering me. fake boyfriend, fake "oh tom is SO sexy!", fake hair/tan/boobs. fake-fake-fake.
ReplyDeleteIf Megan is trying to look intellectual by wearing glasses being preggers by douchey B.A.G. ruined her chances of ever being taken seriously in my book. Maybe she does have a genuine need to wear them and cant SEE what a controlling nutjob he is. He strikes me as the kind of guy that dosent take rejection well. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteTwo creeps for the price of one *shudder*
ReplyDeleteJulianne's dress is really, really awful.
Natalie's parents live a few blocks away from my Whole Foods. Now I can look for her father next time I am there.
ReplyDeletePierce Brosnan is one gorgeous man!!!
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha, I LOVE that he's now officially known to everyone as BAG!
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