Salma Hayek does some lunges on the set of Grown Ups 2.
Selena Gomez making some ads for K-Mart.
Ahna O'Reilly on the set of that Steve Jobs movie with Ashton Kutcher.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Reader Photo #3
Reader Photo #4
Reader Photo #5
I think Sofia Vergara is still looking to see if she can see anything in the reader photo above.
Avril Lavigne because she is edgy. Kind of like the day you decide to try gum that is not sugar free.
Selena Gomez making some ads for K-Mart.
Ahna O'Reilly on the set of that Steve Jobs movie with Ashton Kutcher.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Reader Photo #3
Reader Photo #4
Reader Photo #5
I think Sofia Vergara is still looking to see if she can see anything in the reader photo above.
Avril Lavigne because she is edgy. Kind of like the day you decide to try gum that is not sugar free.
I now have crushes on reader #1 and #5 and the rest of them aren't so bad either.
ReplyDeleteHelloooooooooooooo #5
ReplyDeleteDressed to kilt!!! ;-)
ReplyDeleteHey #5, show us if it's true what they say about kilts!
ReplyDeletePfffft Avril. I had that haircut 3 years ago.
ReplyDeleteLOL you guys - what is this, a construction site? Not that #5 minds being fawned over, I'm sure...
ReplyDeleteI'd like to blow his bagpipes.
ReplyDeleteAt Cirque du Soleil.
Hey Reader #5- I've never said this before to a man (okay I have but never over the internet ;) but nice legs!
ReplyDeleteAlso, could Avril (gag with that name)get ANY skinnier?? I think when you can actually see the indent of one's mandible it's time to re-think your diet regime. Holy protruding skeleton batman!
I"m digging reader #5.
ReplyDeleteLove the all reader pics.
Reader #5: Are you wearing that kilt properly, as in "regimental"? ;-)
ReplyDelete(I've been told by male friends who also wear kilts than it's more uncomfortable to actually wear underwear under a kilt than to just freeball it.)
Reader #5 is hot. REVEAL YOURSELF!!!!
ReplyDeleteLove Reader #1 photo.
OT: rumor has it charlize has shaved her head. If so, I cannot wait to see pictures.
ReplyDeleteAvril looks like crap here.
ReplyDeleteHere's Charlize's shaved hair (under a hat) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2157828/Charlize-Theron-shaves-head-Actress-tries-hide-short-hair-hat.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
ReplyDeleteYay! Thank you!! <3
DeleteI love the reader photos too but only logged in to say:
ReplyDeleteGROWN-UPS 2?????
Just kill me now.
Ugh. Exactly. Is that really necessary?
DeleteReader #1, I have the same paint in my living room!
ReplyDeleteHi, Reader #5. ;-)
ReplyDeleteEveryone else is so lovely, too. All of the Readers are. We are just a good-lookin' bunch.
Hi Readers! I also love #5's pic.
ReplyDeleteNice!
I actually really liked Grown Ups and am slightly looking forward to #2.
Oh and also I adore, want and need Sophia's dress!
ReplyDeleteCrap, Sofia! Sorry, I'll go now.
ReplyDelete*slinkingoff*
Reader #1 is Bettie Page-pretty! <3
ReplyDeleteAhh #2 your boytoy is HOT!!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO at all the open randiness and sexual harrassment of a fellow reader here. Also was relieved to learn I wasn't the only one who scrolled back up for a second look at #5.
ReplyDeleteDAMN, ladies! Here's another THUMBS UP to reader #5! Woot woot! Love me some lean, hairy man-legs.
ReplyDeleteReveal thyself! Or reveal thyself by fully lifting the kilt in another photo---CDAN harassers MUST be satisfied!
Och, laddie #5 is a fellow Campbell! I favor the auld tartan as well. But where is your sian dhu, lad? You're not properly dressed wi'out one.
ReplyDeleteSo, the kilt does it for you ladies, eh? Maybe I'll add a shot of me in a kilt to my Match profile.
A big thank you to reader #5. I suddenly feel like a cougar. Ll
ReplyDeleteI've always liked a man in a kilt, but since reading the "Outlander" series, they send me into something of a frenzy! And Reader #5, you're doing your kilt proud ;-)
ReplyDeleteand all you female readers are lovely too! It's just so slanted towards us women here, nice to see guys' pics :-D
ReplyDeleteAvril needs to grow the hell up.
ReplyDeleteLooking good readers!
ReplyDeleteWow, I am #5 and I'd blush if I had the gene for it! Thank you all.
ReplyDeleteI normally wear the kilt "regimental" but as this was a family-oriented gathering of clans, I was afraid I'd flash wee bairns (kids) inadvertently. I dunno how you ladies sit in skirts all the time. Good for you!
Congrats to B. Profane on spying and naming the family tartan. In fact I had the kilt handmade in Inverary. Now of course the sgian-dubh (a dagger) is present on my right calf, it's just not visible in the picture ya wanker.
Thank you Momma Bear but I am AARP eligible so it's not clear who would be cougaring whom.
Lastly, let me spread some lovin' on Readers 1 - 4. Peace!!
Hahahahahaha reader #5
ReplyDeleteHey Winchester, you are now on my scrolling screensaver. Yummy!
ReplyDeleteOh, Avril, you're sooooo edgy!
Bairn, that's a northern Scott expression no? I loved how my grandpa called us bairn, wee, lass... :)
ReplyDeleteOh, and I need Sofia's dress. NEED IT!
Huuum... Love the kilt reader!! Who are you?!?!
ReplyDeleteSalon, do you ever get guff from MacDonalds? "Remember Glencoe!"
ReplyDeleteOne of these days I'll have to spring for a proper kilt. 'Tis an impressive kit to wear to a wedding.
Edgy my ass...Avril looks STRUNG OUT...did she get hooked on something?
ReplyDeleteAvril desperately needed a style update, but Ke$ha 2.0? Come on.
ReplyDeleteAvril needs to just stop. Gawd she bores me...
ReplyDeleteSomeone please tell me where I can buy Sophia's dress.
ReplyDeleteWow! Number 5 looks hot!!
ReplyDelete@MommaBear, ditto !! @Salon deWinchester - also enjoying your art gallery.
ReplyDeleteSalon deWinchester: squeeeeee!
ReplyDeleteHot bod, AND old enough to be interesting? Le sigh. Ever come to the Midwest?
Where to start... @B.P. The MacDonalds have never given me any grief but McDonalds has given me indigestion many times. @Libby, I think I wake up every day in the Midwest's leading city. And I love it. @Agent**lt, thank you so much for saying so... I wondered if any CDAN readers would click through from profile to the blog and my gallery. And BTW, this week's painting was based on me after a visit to the "fat booth" app! I'm still a lean 150.
ReplyDeleteLookin' good, y'all!
ReplyDelete*sigh...#5 you have made my day. There's just something about a man in a kilt. Much love to readers 1-4 too!
ReplyDeleteAnyone know how to get #5 to email me a pic with that kilt up? Lol
ReplyDeleteHello good lookin' readers!
ReplyDelete@Salon (may I call you Salon?): Love your gallery and agree w/your politics...I don't suppose we could convince you to come out to Boston some time, could we? ;-)
ReplyDeleteOh, and as for how we ladies manage w/skirts: my trick is to wear longer skirts so you can just drape a fold of it between your knees (that's more or less what you did in your photo) or wear shorts underneath (bike or lingerie, depending on the weather, my mood, and what I have to accomplish), with tights the cool weather option.
(Thank God for opaque tights, or else the episode where I accidentally tucked part of my black broomstick skirt into the back of my black tights and inadvertently showed everyone in the Atlanta bus station my ass at 6 a.m. would have been even more embarrassing! It was late January 1995, and I'd just been awake all night after seeing my first NIN show and getting to attend the afterparty, which didn't break up until after 5ish--I was at the Hound Pound to catch a bus back to Athens--so I think I was allowed to be a bit fuzzy-brained there...)
Okay, Jason Blue-Eyes - time to step up your game with this year's photo!
ReplyDeleteso Britney does it and is "cray-cray" then five years later Avril is "edgy"
ReplyDeleteAvril's hair is a direct copy of Alice Dellal's style
ReplyDeleteAvril's hair is like Cyndi Lauper's on She's so Unusual, minus the color.
ReplyDeleteHi readers!
ReplyDeleteAlso adding myself to the people who love Sofia's dress. I wish I had her dress and her figure to fill it out.
I am getting a good chuckle out of the comments directed towards reader #5. I am wondering if it was a female getting all of the good- natured comments how some readers would react.
RE: Salon... hahaha. I loved your AARP / Cougar comment.
ReplyDeleteGreat pics everyone!!!
Reader photo #2 what a cute couple. :) both of y'all look vaguely familiar to me...like I should know you but can't quite place you... :)
ReplyDeleteIs #5 Rocket Queen? For some reason I thought he lived in Canada....
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ReplyDeleteThanks Roman Holiday and DontRainOnMyPrada! And who knows, maybe you do know us!
ReplyDeleteLove the reader photos. They didn't want to be identified?
ReplyDeleteSis Cesspool, Rocket Queen is a gal, and she does live in Canada.
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ReplyDeletehi all.. I'm reader #1 :) so thank you for the kind words :*
ReplyDeleteOmg, Reader #3, your pic is my favorite, your family is lovely! Y'all look so sweet, it tugs on my heart :)
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