I really have to rearrange the alphabet so Beyonce does not keep coming out on top.
Courteney Cox and Sheryl Crow wonder if a Sheryl Crow, Black Crowes and Counting Crows concert would be just too much.
Eva Mendes parks her own car at the airport. I am impressed. I think she regrets it though.
The Goopster on the set of Iron Man 3
Hilary Swank at some event.
Jimmy Fallon has a book. Wants you to buy it.
Julianne Hough brings her dogs with her to Miami. Bonus points for her.
Also walking dogs are Lirus? Miam? She looks pretty happy doesn't she?
And Kirstie Alley spent the night getting phone numbers for John Travolta.
Courteney Cox and Sheryl Crow wonder if a Sheryl Crow, Black Crowes and Counting Crows concert would be just too much.
Eva Mendes parks her own car at the airport. I am impressed. I think she regrets it though.
The Goopster on the set of Iron Man 3
Hilary Swank at some event.
Jimmy Fallon has a book. Wants you to buy it.
Julianne Hough brings her dogs with her to Miami. Bonus points for her.
Also walking dogs are Lirus? Miam? She looks pretty happy doesn't she?
And Kirstie Alley spent the night getting phone numbers for John Travolta.
Maybe you should just post pictures of Jeremy Renner at the top. Doesn't "Jeremy" come boefore "Pretentious Bitch" in the dictionary?
ReplyDeleteAh, so now we know how the photos are ordered!
ReplyDeleteScarlett O'Hara was clever and wore a curtain to a ball.
Hilary Swank was clever and wore a tablecloth to a red carpet event!
Ans theres a bllind reveal right there at the bottom...
ReplyDeleteI tried coming up with a combined name for Miley and Liam too, but they pose a challenge. Nothing sounds right or rolls off the tongue like it should.
ReplyDeleteMiley looks really happy, but I don't think I have seen him smiling since the engagement announcement.
ReplyDeleteThe Kirstie Alley caption is hysterical.
ReplyDeleteI actually mentioned this when the Miam (ugh) engagement story broke thru. She always looks like shes more into him than he is into her. And they're just picture. Clearly, there's something he likes about her enough to propose to her.
ReplyDeleteBut it's literally EVERY picture.
He never looks at her or smiles. Almost like "Ugh...I can't believe I'm stuck babysitting...I just wanna go hang out with my friends"
Miliam. Strange couple, but then again, love is blind and all that shite.
ReplyDeleteMiley looks super bony in the shoulder/collarbone area.
ReplyDeletewhoa.
My young teenage son says if he has a daughter he wants to name her Pepper after Pepper Potts. He loves Goop. I think it was the short shorts she wore in The Avengers.
ReplyDeleteHey Kirstie, what size are you going to tell us you are in that photo?
ReplyDeletePersonally, I think she looks pretty good here, despite the wild print, but I hate that she feels she has to lie about it.
It disurbs me how much Hilary Swank and the Beiber resemble each other...
ReplyDelete@Elizabeth, my middle aged husband was pretty taken with the Goopster in The Avengers, too. He said he didn't care how pretentious she was, with legs like that all is forgiven. Looks like men of all ages agree.
ReplyDelete@FS, I agree. I think Kirstie looks good here, too, although I'm not crazy about the dress. Clothing size is such BS anyway. In women's clothing it varies wildly. It's all about the fit, no matter the number on the tag.
CDAN mascot Lindsay Blohan was in a car accident. She totaled her Porsche, and is in the emergency room (though it sounds not too serious...she didn't go to hospital by ambulance). The kicker? The article says "we're told she's saying that the accident wasn't her fault, claiming the 18 wheeler cut her off."
ReplyDeleteWHY is this woman still driving? And her assistant had better be getting hazard pay for sitting in the car that LiLo was driving.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/08/lindsay-lohan-car-accident-porsche-hospitalized
@Elizabeth, in his defense, the Goopster was pretty cute in that movie. And I'm no big fan by any means :)
ReplyDeleteWhy would it be her fault, it never is? And Bey's hair is cute. That's all.
ReplyDeleteI was coming to break the news too! Of course it's always the OPs fault. She's so full of shit she's going to need boots to walk soon.
ReplyDeleteI find it hard to trust her.
Just out of curiousity, as a relative newbie, where does the Goopster nick name come from?
ReplyDeleteAnd why the Gwyneth hate? She generally doesn't seem any more pretentious than any other tall, skinny academy award winning blonde.
I take nothing from Goop, I admit whatever she's doing, it's working. She looked great in that movie.
ReplyDeleteHilary's dress would be gorgeous if it was knee-length, who decided to make it tea-length? My new red patent leather shoes would look so beautiful with that dress. I'd need a matching clutch though.... I hate that I have to cut through a mall on my way home from work.
ReplyDeleteI don't hate Beyonce or Gwyneth. At least they work. Steadily.
@ MrWoof: It's derived from her website, http://goop.com/
ReplyDeleteand here's a good explanation of the hate: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/meredith-blake/the-real-problem-with-gwy_b_163145.html
And she defines pretentious.
DeleteHubby and my 2 teenage sons still talk about Goop in The Avengers. Not once have they mentioned ScarJo.
ReplyDeleteLove Swank's dress although it seems like it should be knee-length so as not to swallow her whole.
ReplyDeleteNothing to add except to suggest "Miamy"? Too much?
ReplyDeleteI've seen the Wallflowers a few times.
ReplyDeleteOne time Sheryl Crow opened for them at a theater (For those of you Philly Burbers, Tower Theater)
then they got a bit bigger, and I saw them with the Counting Crows at Hershey Stadium.
(I met Adam Duritz there, I had said "I want to meet Courteney Cox's secret boyfriend!" he goes "I can not confirm or deny such allegations!" after tapping on my shoulder haha
Thanks for the reveal on Kirstie, Enty!
ReplyDeleteI agree that Liam never looks too happy with but he not only proposed but apparently spent some time on getting a ring for her. So who knows. Then again, whenever I see them I always remember that HG blind.
ReplyDeleteawwww... i logged onto CDAN for the express purpose of making fun of LiLo and her latest car hijinx. Update the site, will ya, Enty? Geez!
ReplyDeleteI love that LiLo is blaming the truck driver when in California, if you rear-end someone you are automatically at fault. Dohhhh. So the assistant went by ambulance to the hospital but Lilo went by car. Wanna start a pool about how much crap she dumped on the way there? Proly a LOT of pills and such on the side of the road between the accident scene and the hospital.
I really wish the cops did a DUI test or whatever at the scene. Or a blood test at the hospital. No doubt she'll get away with her Lohan hijinx again.
Oh that dress on Hilary is just hideous!!
ReplyDeleteCyworth? Hemrus? Lololol
ReplyDeleteSo I take a nice hour long nap and see on facebook that Blohan was in an accident. With an 18 wheeler.
ReplyDeleteMy dad is a truck driver and drive semis all over the country. I feel so bad for the driver and am lucky my dad is on his way back home. He's in Illinois right now.
Anyway, I think Miley and Liam should be Liley lol
I was just talking to a writer friend of mine who was also at that BEA event. He didn't mention Jimmie Fallon, but he was all excited about Neil Young.
ReplyDeleteHemsley.
ReplyDeleteLove the au naturel look of Eva Mendes' hair.
I like Hilary's dress, even at this length. (I do like long skirts).
ReplyDeleteAlex... re: Miamy... All that makes my think of is the Keith Whitley song: "Miami, My Amy loves me after all".
And Gwyneth... not a fan, but she is cute.
Hahaha I kind of like Hemrus. Maybe he really does love the little bumpkin, sucks for me because I think he is gorgeous and would happily wear my hair in that knot, despite my previous comments dissing her.
ReplyDeleteKirstie does look great, I just wish she had worn a more flattering print. Like Ms. Swank. Ha just kidding, that dress is horrid.
Gwyneth has always had a lovely figure, I must disagree with the folks who think Kirstie looks good here. I don't know what that dress is hiding but it's a lot more than Kirstie would have you think, plus it's ugly, and who told her those were the shoes to wear with it?
ReplyDeleteAs a person who used to drive a truck and trailer I find it unbelievable that the truck "cut her off", I think there would be major side damage to her car if she was swerving out of the way. It looks like she rear ended the semi. I do know that when a big truck is involved the Dept of Transportation will usually do an investigation unless it is a cut and dried accident. I hope they do a blood test on her too.
ReplyDeleteJimmy's book is a staff book, co-written with the writers at Late Night. Like the staff books that Jon Stewart has written with the Daily Show writers, it's a nice way to share the wealth.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, they still can't write--and Jimmy can't deliver--a nightly monologue worth a damn.
Speaking of Miley, can we please talk about this picture and her inability to wear a bra? We can totally see your nips girl
ReplyDeletehttp://fitperez.com/2012-06-08-miley-cyrus-proves-she-doesnt-cut-herself-by-pretending-to-cut-herself/?from=PH#.T9KBUNX-_6U
Miley = LiLo 2.0
ReplyDeleteAunt Jess I love your picture! That looks like an adorable kittle.
ReplyDeleteI have to say that I LOVE Blythe Danner and Goopy has the exact same speech patterns as her mom (listen to her speak in a new bone pill commercial). It sounds classy and dignified coming out of BD, but self entitled and pretentious coming out of GP.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like LiLo was tailgating the truck and then tried to change lanes, probably to pass him. Either the truck started to change lanes at the same time or he wasn't going as fast as she thought he was.
According to Nikke Finke, Lindsay was NOT supposed to drive. They send her a limousine every day because of insurance. It's saying that today cost the production money.
ReplyDeleteEva Mendes is stunning. I love her choice of outfits. She is totally dressed for comfort but still manages to look great.
ReplyDeleteMiley looks terrible. God damn it girl eat something. Im a gluten free vegan and I did not drop 10 kg immediately. I guess that also has something to do with the fact im not obsessed with excessively exercising and not eating.
ReplyDeleteEva Mendes maybe you should try smiling? I have heard its good for you.
Hilary's dress is kind of weird, but it suits her? In a good way? I think she looks better than she has in quite some time, anyway. She's on the right track here, in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteI like Gwyneth about eighty-five percent of the time. And even when she bugs me, she's still entertaining, so I can forgive her easily.
How in hell did Jimmy Fallon get on SNL? And how did he make it off? And why is he still around? And by the way, I hope he chokes on that Capitol One commercial. Alex Baldwin, too. It's one thing to accept an endorsement deal, but quite another to support an entity that rips people off.
ReplyDeleteEva looks gorgeous. Liam looks hot, hot!!!
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