I don't know how much T's Lounge in West Palm Beach is paying her, but I bet they have a full house between July 11-15 when Nadya Suleman makes her stripping debut. Do you think she will be any good? She is only going topless and not giving lap dances so no one is going to touch her. She says she feels more liberated after doing her first solo sex scene. This fee will help her get off welfare. So, if you were in the area and had the chance to see Octomom at a strip club, are you going? I think it will be a train wreck. I also think by the fourth day the novelty will have worn off and the place will not be that packed. That is what it is. A novelty.
What is that belly button? Dear God, I'd almost pay her to keep her clothes on. ALMOST.
ReplyDeleteWhat else is there to say besides ewwww?
ReplyDeleteTomAto, Tomahto.
ReplyDeleteNovelty, vomitfest
I'd go see her if it was in my town. I kinda feel bad for her as I don't think she envisioned something like this in her future when she first had the kids. She thought she was going to get a reality like Kate or the Duggars. Now the best she can get is porn and stripping. Next stop - hooking.
ReplyDeleteOK, I've known people with some freaky fetishes in my life, but never anyone who'd pay money to see this. Damn, you could find better among the 3am leftovers in your local dive bar.
ReplyDeleteGrody!!!
ReplyDeleteWow. Just wow. Stripping and porn. Wow. So many jokes, so many comments. My brain is overstimulated.
ReplyDeleteI still want to know how she afforded all her IVF and plastic surgeries.
ReplyDeleteLiving the dream, I guess? Like Basil said, I'll bet she never thought it would come to this; bet she wishes she'd taken that million dollar Vivid offer back in the day. But, given the circumstances, she'd better get it while she can!
ReplyDeleteI can't figure out why I don't think she has a nice body. She just looks oddly put together to me. Why do her legs look so weird? I mean she seems fit, but something just seems off about her body, aside from the weird belly button. Has her body had as much plastic surgery as her face? Is that it?
ReplyDelete@Carolyn: Maybe because her skin tone resembles Silly Putty?
ReplyDeleteThat stomach is definitely the work of a surgeon. If she had actually paid for her surgery, she could have asked for her belly button to be fixed.
ReplyDeleteNope, I wouldn't pay to see her, I wouldn't even go for free. I wouldn't see LiLo either but other people would. Blech.
ReplyDeleteI'm about 5 miles from T's lounge (and embarrassed I know this) and I wouldn't go. Actually, I wouldn't walk across the room to see her.
ReplyDelete@ Robert, Silly Putty is the perfect description! It all makes sense now!!
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, have you looked at her hands? Seinfeld said it best "Man Hands"
ReplyDeleteI will say she has kind of a sexy quality with her being so dumb and all -
- but on the same hand she looks kind of like her hygeine may not be all that it could be either so......
Ooh, I'd go! But I wouldnt put a dollar in her g-string ... I'd put a quarter in her coin slot belly button.
ReplyDeleteWho's going to be watching her kids while she is off stripping? I *almost* feel bad for her. She thought she would hit it big with her brood, but no has no way to support them other than stripping and porn. There is just so long she can pull in a few dollars that way, then what?
ReplyDeleteOoh, my birthday is the 12th. Now I know what I'm asking for!
ReplyDeleteshe has duck lips and the lower 1/2 looks like a young boy:no shape, curves....and her boobs are so obviously fake
ReplyDeletei look her and feel sorry she has no self esteem
Susan B Go go go!!!
ReplyDeleteDont feel sorry for this bitch even a little. I feel sorry for those 99 kids she got!
ReplyDeleteHow could anyone feel sorry for her?
ReplyDeleteShe did this all to herself. A person shouldn't have 14 kids expecting to get a reality show to pay to feed and clothe them. She should have thought about that before.
She's gonna have a nervous breakdown. I can't imagine feeling like the last resort to feed my children means that I have to sell my body for money. If she had any sense of pride or dignity before it's certainly gone now.
ReplyDelete*I know she did this to herself, but look at what she now has to go through. It's kind of degrading to all women, that this is the only way she can gain enough money to support herself and her small army.
She brings new meaning to the term "echo chamber," both above and below the belt. (snort)
ReplyDeleteBathing suit's kinda cute.
ReplyDeleteReally with the tummy-tuck scars?!!!
ReplyDelete*shakes head*
@chopchop - *SNORT*
ReplyDeleteWell-played.
i'd totally go. youtube viral time yo.
ReplyDeleteI don't feel sorry for her, but I am surprised her body is a decent as it is for having that many children.
ReplyDeleteI am sure she had a tummy tuck, no way she didn't.