I love how Lindsay Lohan excuses are put together. Has she ever been honest about anything in her life? When the accident fist occurred on Friday, Lindsay swore up and down that the semi-truck cut her off. When no one bought that, she had to think of a new one so decided to blame the engineers at Porsche. Apparently Lindsay's brakes failed. I know, I know. It's amazing the things that happen only to Lindsay. It's tough when you are trying to take a pill or two at the same time you are smoking a cigarette and having your assistant hold the phone up close to you so you can voice text all while you are driving and then you drop a pill between the seats and as you reach down and look down because it's your last one and the doctor will give you crap about getting a new prescription and there it is and then wham, you ram into the semi in front of you. Good news? You are a little sore so you go the emergency room doctor to get you a prescription for some more fun things to take.