The National Enquirer has figured out another way to milk Jennifer Aniston wedding stories out of nothing. Change locations. If you think about it, it's brilliant. Earlier this year they had her getting married in Greece and had quotes and sources and places she was going to stay and it was like a travel guide to Greece with a bunch of Jennifer Aniston photos. Now, they have decided that it isn't going to be Greece for her wedding, but Paris. Why? Because they have a bunch of extra Paris photos they bought of her and Justin Theroux so you have a another travel guide story mixed with a bunch of wedding quotes and locations and sources and voila, you have a French wedding. Later this year when Jen makes her annual trip to Mexico, the wedding can shift to there. Oh, and in case you were wondering, Jen is going to lock down those Paris dates by July for a September wedding. Previously she had locked down dates in Greece for a June wedding.
Oh! I hope she gets married at the end of September since that's when I'll also be in Paris and really I could just kill two birds with one stone and not have to book two flights to Paris.
ReplyDeleteDo you think there will be macarons? I wonder where they're registering?
I'm sure this is all just a ploy to make Brad jealous and want her back ;)
ReplyDeleteYou've got to give the NE credit for being very clever. I noticed this weekend that they've got Travolta/Preston splitting on their cover right now.
ReplyDeleteWhen did Enty go back to calling the rag "The National Enquirer" and why?
ReplyDelete@Amber, I'll see you there! Want to go in on a gift together?
ReplyDelete@anita - yes! What are you going to wear? We should probably start shopping NOW...
ReplyDeleteI'll text Jen now and see if there's a colour scheme.
ReplyDeleteI am just SO tired of Jennifer Aniston. Isn't her 15 min. of fame over yet?
ReplyDeleteAgent...been curious about that as well.
ReplyDeleteIsn't the world tired of the whole Jen/Brange thing? I know they are tired of it, why can't the rest of the world leave it alone? Jen looks happy. Is this story really still selling magazines????
ReplyDeleteThere is still a bit of June left. That Greek wedding could still happen. Cross those fingers.
ReplyDeleteThis is just so not interesting.
ReplyDeleteOut of all of the celebrities in Hollyweird, Jennifer Aniston is about 3,000th on the list of those I care to know about. Do the gossip mags still sell when she's on the cover? Because I don't know anyone who is invested in her personal life.
ReplyDeleteO M G just stop already!
ReplyDeleteGyahh!
It seems Jennifer has better things to do then spread these rumors.
ReplyDeleteIt seems Jennifer has better things to do then spread these rumors.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't do it. Look at Heather Lockleare and Eva Longarioa (sp). Their Parisian weddings did not pan out.
ReplyDeleteif she was smart, she wouldn't bother getting married. or say your vows privately, if she feels she needs that piece of paper to validate her happiness.
ReplyDeletei find marriage so fake nowadays. it seems to be all about the show, not the commitment.
Amber and Anita Mark, Jen told me she's deciding between a muted fall-colors palette (oranges and reds and yellows) and going shocking, you know, like fuchsia and lime. I keep telling her to go for the second one. I'll keep you posted.
ReplyDeleteOh, and she's registered at Target.
ReplyDelete@ swedishfish - Not true! I happen to know from someone in Jen's intimate circle that she's registered at Dollar Tree. She loves those bargains!
ReplyDeleteThe tabs have bloodlust when it comes to Jen and Angelina. They will not be satisfied until they have poked at one of them enough to finally "break" her and send her into some sort of glass bottle breaking, Thunderdome, "There can be only ONE!!!!!!!!!!!" tantrum of confrontation. Which will never happen. So, until then, WE are all stuck with this crap.
ReplyDeleteyou can get a lot of scarves at the Dollar Tree.
ReplyDeleteI was going to skip over the comments for this story. I have tears in my eyes! You're all cracking me up!
ReplyDeleteNomNom83 sent me over the edge.
Isn't Aniston the one who gives her freebies away? I could have sworn she was the blind that gives away her swag as gifts.
ReplyDeleteRegistered at Target made me laugh.
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