I swear, he is so much like Mr. Frufra it isn't even funny. Hubs got on the jumbo-tron "Laugh Cam" at our minor league baseball park, and got the most laughs by far by doing his dead-ass serious face. It was soooo Ron Fucking Swanson.
I love how they let you watch the commercial but they don't let you watch the clip. I'm assuming it's because I'm in Canada. I can cross the border in 45 minutes, is it worth the drive? Anyone need prescription medicine?
@Frufra - If I told my husband this, he would be so jealous. Ron Swanson is his idol. Unfortunately, he resembles Greg Evigan (B.J. & the Bear, the "cool" dad on My Two Dads) and on a short haircut day, Adam Levine sans skinny jeans and anorexia. He's cute, but I think he would rather look like Nick Offerman.
@Popcorn - first off, YES to the new pic in honor of RS and Tammy 2.
Well, the looks are just what you get genetically, right? Tell him that a less-skinny Adam Levine is a good look, too - that would work for me!
The attitude, however - he can work on being more Ron-like. You can print the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness so he has a handy reference chart.
It was just so damn crazy when Parks and Rec came on - it was like the writers had been spying on my husband. Uncanny really. He's even an indifferent government employee. And is very handy and can build stuff. And loves a good steak and whiskey - clear alcohol is for women on diets, you know. And although everyone he's ever worked with asks me "how do you live with this guy?", he's got a secret heart of gold.
But to my knowledge, Mr. Frufra doesn't have a secret second career as a jazz saxophonist. To my knowledge.
The Pyramid of Greatness! Yes! I actually tried to win that poster for Mr. Sutton off NBC's website, but no such luck. I wanted him to hang it up in his office.
If you are anything like Tammy 2, you and Mr. Frufra should adopt me. I'm sure you both have always wanted a married 30 year old with a toddler. Isn't that the American dream?
@ Pop - I totally want to be Tammy 2 with every fiber of my being. I'm pretty funny, some might say a little "unhinged" or "off balance", but I fear I'm short on evilness. I'll work on it and let you know :-).
But I have ALWAYS wanted to be a librarian - true story, no shit! I just thought about that!
How do you feel about sharing a room with a ten year old? He's a very still sleeper, and has a double bed! My God, I think it's a done deal :-). As long as the two year old's a hard worker. No slouchers allowed.
lilo723 - YES times 1000000. Parks and Rec is my absolute favorite show, but I can't like Rob Lowe's character because of how douchey he is in real life!
Megan Mullally is one lucky lady.
ReplyDeleteMr. Frufa!!!
ReplyDeleteI didn't know (until yesterday) that Nick Offerman is only 42 years old. Had him pegged as older.
ReplyDeleteBTW, if you want a laugh, go to his IMDB page and look at his profile pic, sans beard. I wouldn't recognize him.
Funny, but I think that clip of Josh Groban singing Kanye's tweets on JKL a while back has it beat still.
ReplyDeleteFunny, but I think that clip of Josh Groban singing Kanye's tweets on JKL a while back has it beat still.
ReplyDeleteI want his shop. I bet he actually knows how to use a plane correctly too.
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ReplyDeleteI checked out the page you referenced - he's a fox!!
It won't play for me. Goddammit, TBS.
ReplyDeletehe's great.
ReplyDeleteI love a man who can use a drill press.
ReplyDeleteI swear, he is so much like Mr. Frufra it isn't even funny. Hubs got on the jumbo-tron "Laugh Cam" at our minor league baseball park, and got the most laughs by far by doing his dead-ass serious face. It was soooo Ron Fucking Swanson.
ReplyDeleteI love how they let you watch the commercial but they don't let you watch the clip. I'm assuming it's because I'm in Canada. I can cross the border in 45 minutes, is it worth the drive? Anyone need prescription medicine?
ReplyDelete@Frufra - If I told my husband this, he would be so jealous. Ron Swanson is his idol. Unfortunately, he resembles Greg Evigan (B.J. & the Bear, the "cool" dad on My Two Dads) and on a short haircut day, Adam Levine sans skinny jeans and anorexia. He's cute, but I think he would rather look like Nick Offerman.
ReplyDelete@Popcorn - first off, YES to the new pic in honor of RS and Tammy 2.
ReplyDeleteWell, the looks are just what you get genetically, right? Tell him that a less-skinny Adam Levine is a good look, too - that would work for me!
The attitude, however - he can work on being more Ron-like. You can print the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness so he has a handy reference chart.
It was just so damn crazy when Parks and Rec came on - it was like the writers had been spying on my husband. Uncanny really. He's even an indifferent government employee. And is very handy and can build stuff. And loves a good steak and whiskey - clear alcohol is for women on diets, you know. And although everyone he's ever worked with asks me "how do you live with this guy?", he's got a secret heart of gold.
But to my knowledge, Mr. Frufra doesn't have a secret second career as a jazz saxophonist. To my knowledge.
HIlarious @Frufa. And I totally thought you were making up the pyramid!
ReplyDeleteI used to be pretty good with a lathe knife. Not nearly as good as Mr. Offerman, I'm sure.
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ReplyDeleteThe Pyramid of Greatness! Yes! I actually tried to win that poster for Mr. Sutton off NBC's website, but no such luck. I wanted him to hang it up in his office.
ReplyDeleteIf you are anything like Tammy 2, you and Mr. Frufra should adopt me. I'm sure you both have always wanted a married 30 year old with a toddler. Isn't that the American dream?
@ Pop - I totally want to be Tammy 2 with every fiber of my being. I'm pretty funny, some might say a little "unhinged" or "off balance", but I fear I'm short on evilness. I'll work on it and let you know :-).
ReplyDeleteBut I have ALWAYS wanted to be a librarian - true story, no shit! I just thought about that!
How do you feel about sharing a room with a ten year old? He's a very still sleeper, and has a double bed! My God, I think it's a done deal :-). As long as the two year old's a hard worker. No slouchers allowed.
He is so funny and one of my favorite things about Parks and Recreation. Actually I love everything about P&R, except for Rob Lowe.
ReplyDeletelilo723 - YES times 1000000. Parks and Rec is my absolute favorite show, but I can't like Rob Lowe's character because of how douchey he is in real life!
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