Friday, June 08, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHAT married-with-kids A-list movie star has his faithful assistant help him find dates with men on a gay sex website that caters to guys who like Latino and African- American gangster-types? The actor, who has long been rumored to swing both ways, has a kinky penchant for prison thugs!

38 comments:

  1. Travolta. Because NE always goes with obvious blinds that anyone could get

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  2. I'll say Tommy Girl. I'm sure all the Travolta talk has him feeling left out and forgotten.

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  3. I don't know who this is, but I hope for his wife's sake he wears a condom with his "prison thugs"! This sounds like a recipe for an HIV infection!

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  4. Ha ha. This must be Travolta. Too easy.

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  5. The only thing throwing me off is the bisexual part. Travolta and Cruise - I don't think they're bi!

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  6. I vote for Will Smith.

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  7. Anonymous9:37 AM

    Will Smith probably. I still maintain that Cruise is asexual. And Travolta is too easy and no longer closeted.

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  8. Yes I like the Will Smith guess much better.

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  9. What happened to:

    "Tabloid That Feels Like A Newspaper Blind Item" ?

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  10. Matt Damon.
    LaineyGossip had a blind about him and implied he's into black men.

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  11. Oh, it would make me so happy if it were Matt Damon! I can't stand him- my first thought was Hugh Jackman, but we had a blind about him yesterday didn't we?

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  12. Matt Damon. I remember way back Enty had a blind about Damon having a Latino lover in Miami, or something like that.

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    1. About 8-9 years ago he had a "Latin Lover" in Miami......then he married her.

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  13. Will Smiff....and I read somewhere that he has a new "rap" song out. Be warned....ugh.

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  14. I love the Matt Damon guess! But I'll go with the idea of Tommy Girl as well. Just because I love to say and type Tommy Girl.

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  15. Anonymous11:29 AM

    WILL SMITH !!

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  16. Anonymous11:30 AM

    wHAT is this about Matt Damon ?? He's gay ?
    I've never heard this until now !

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  17. @lala - do you have the link to that Lainey blind?

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  18. Noooo not Matt Damon!

    I thought of Antonio first, we need more clues on this one!

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  19. Whoa, Matt Damon.. seriously?!? Someone please provide a link or two if you can, and thanks.

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  20. No, not Matt! I know you don't like him KC but I have always had a crush on him. And he does nature films and cares about the environment. NOT MATT. I forbid it.

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  21. Well, if Lainey said it, it must be true. /sarcasm

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  22. @Mooshki: LOL

    but i believed Matt Damon was into Ben Affleck

    my guess is Smith or Cruise or Jackman or Travolta or one of many married actors with gay rumors

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  23. I thought Matt Damon too. Isn't he rumored to have the cuban live in?

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  24. Here's the link to the Lainey blind

    http://www.laineygossip.com/Cuba_and_Chocolate_blind_item_.aspx

    Cuba is assumed to be Matt Damon, Chocolate is assumed to be George Clooney...

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  25. Thank you Watcher. Matt never crossed my mind before so I really don't know what to think.

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  26. Marky Mark likes a funky bunch but I think Im leaning to fresh prince!

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  27. I don't think Tammy Cruise would have one of the clams trolling for man sex so my guess here the obvious choice : JT

    PS: I had no idea that Matt Damon was rumored to be gay.

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  28. Way too easy, Will Smith.

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  29. Heh.

    No wonder actors dont want to come out.

    Tommy girl? Really? So hes a girl or girlish because he may be gay? Grow the fuck up.

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  30. "Oh, it would make me so happy if it were Matt Damon!"
    What a weird statement.
    I can't imagine how imaginary sexual preferences of people you do not know makes you happy.

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  31. So the faithful assistant doesn't keep his/her mouth shut? Or is it the "dates" spilling the info?

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