National Enquirer Blind Item
WHICH Oscar winner gets a kick out of answering the door to her Malibu mansion wearing nothing but a robe? The aging star has a staff that can do door duty, but the attention junkie likes to shock delivery guys and workers – most of whom don’t even recognize her!
An actress that likes attention? Alert the media!!!
ReplyDeleteHelen Mirren
ReplyDeleteMeryl?
ReplyDeleteMeryl wldnt be caught dead in a hollywood mansion. She lives in Ct.
DeleteLooks like someone did, Cathy :P
ReplyDeleteBetty White!
ReplyDeleteFaye Dunaway?
ReplyDeleteBarbra Streisand or Cher.
ReplyDelete(b/c they describe the Oscar winner as a "star," not just an actress, and both these ladies have homes in Malibu - although Cher may have sold hers)
Cher?
ReplyDeleteI'd say Cher or Faye Dunaway.
ReplyDeleteDoes Sharon Stone live in Malibu?
ReplyDeleteDid Sharon Stone win an Oscar?
ReplyDeleteSusan Sarandon?
ReplyDeleteI would think Cher or barbara are well known. I like the Faye Dunaway guess.
ReplyDeleteI'm with the Faye Dunaway guess. I think most people would recognize cher, helen, etc.
ReplyDeleteNo Oscar for Sharon. I'm goin with Faye. She's ready for her close up Mr demille!
ReplyDeleteGoogled "actresses living in Malibu" and came up with Tatum O'Neal, Goldie Hawn, Ali MaGraw and Sally Field. Tatum sounds like a good guess.
ReplyDeleteNo guess, but I would love to do this. Actually I have been known to do it to Mormon boys and other fellowship doorknockers. Obviously, I am no celeb, but it is fun to freak folks out with my "lewdness". What can I say - I love lounging in robes.
ReplyDeleteAlso Gloria Swanson and Clara Bow--maybe this is a reaaalllyyy old blind, lol.
ReplyDeleteCHER!
ReplyDeleteSharon Stone
ReplyDeleteExcept for sharon stone, i dont see any of these ladies doing that. Well maybe dunaway, but shes pretty old and it might horrify people, lol
ReplyDeleteBut hey, heres a new reality show: Delivery men of Beverly Hills!
ReplyDeleteFaye Dunaway lives in West Hollywood. There was a news story about her getting evicted from her NY rent-stabilized apartment b/c it wasn't her "primary residence." Also, at 71 Faye is aged, not "aging."
ReplyDeleteAnother guess: Goldie Hawn?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2021959/Faye-Dunaway-facing-eviction-cut-price-Manhattan-apartment.html
A radio dj in Memphis who has since passed away lived in LA for a while and often told funny stories on air about when he worked as a delivery guy for FedEx. More than once he had to make deliveries to Marlon Brando's house. Think "Superman" Marlon, not "On the Waterfront" Marlon. Brando would always sign for the packages wearing only a little shortie kimono-style robe that wasn't nearly long enough to cover his own package!
ReplyDeleteI can see Goldie doing this but I thought they lived in CO.
ReplyDeleteI like the Faye Dunaway guess.
ReplyDeleteShirley McClaine? She seems wacky enough to do that and can look very different w/out makeup.
ReplyDeleteI like the Cher guess. With the robe, and if she had her hair pulled back with no makeup, she just might be unrecognizable.
ReplyDeleteCher doesn't even know how to order a pizza. I doubt she deigns to open her own door.
ReplyDeleteAn actress who doesn't need to be "on" all the time or who has a decent sense of humor. Streep, Mirren, McLaine, whoever -- it's not like they're rolling up in a negligee and asking if the guy has a "package" for them. (Now that I think about it, Mirren should totally do a hidden-camera show where that's the entire schtick. And when the poor UPS guy can no longer form a sentence, she cracks up and let's him off the hook with a, "I'm just fucking with you! You're a good sport, though. Do me a favor and look over there, into the camera. Taylor! Come out, honey! Meet my husband, Taylor Hackford! But, seriously, where do I sign?")
ReplyDeleteLiza Minelli.
ReplyDeleteCome by my house at the right time of day or night and I'll be answering the door in my robe also. This is a stupid blind.
ReplyDeleteJessica Alba!
ReplyDelete.... Or so I'd like to think.
Sally Field. She is in today's photos for no reason.
ReplyDeleteMy girl CHER!
ReplyDeleteOkay and why is this a shocker? Unless the robe is sheer or overly short, I don't think this is a big deal. I answer my door in my robe all the time to the point where the UPS guy notices when I get a new one and I have about 15 different robes. They do cover everything though. Right now I'm laid up with an air cast up to my knee and have to use a walker. I'm not changing just to answer the door; it takes for ever to get there as it is!
ReplyDeleteWtf? "What summer slob who works during the other seasons at a high stress job orders pizzas, checks her mail and air conditioner and takes out her trash, but is not stupid enough to open the door to a stranger---all while wearing her pajamas because she just doesn't give a shiiiit?"
ReplyDeleteMe. Where's my tabloid blind? Step down lady unless you're willing to cackle wildly while you rip open your robe. If so, I'll quietly shut my door and bow to your insanity.