National Enquirer Blind Item
THESE two well-known female Scientologists have secretly hooked up. One is married and the other is divorced. They are not overt lesbians, but some nights – when the booze is flowing and the timing is right – they rush into each other’s arms. Who are they?
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ReplyDeleteKelly Preston and kirsty alley
ReplyDeleteKelly Preston
ReplyDeleteOoh...I was also thinking Jada and someone. Isn't the rumor that WS and JS are both gay?
ReplyDeleteand...Lisa Marie Presley (?)
ReplyDeletekirsty and leah remini
ReplyDeleteKirsty and Kelly
ReplyDeleteFrom other blinds, Lisa Marie has left Scientology.
ReplyDeleteIs Marilu a Co$? I may have to rescind my guess. Well, at least 50% of it.
ReplyDeleteYes, Marilu is a member.
ReplyDeleteWho is divorced? Besides Kirstie.
Juliette Lewis and Kirstie
ReplyDeleteKirstie Alley and Greta Van Sustern.
ReplyDeleteTom Cruise and John Travolta.
ReplyDeleteGood one Vicki!
ReplyDeleteIs Betty White Co$?
I has nothing to do with males, yet old gal Vicki has to mention Tom Cruise. Seems like an odd obsession.
ReplyDeleteI take it back. Kirstie Alley and Jenna Elfman.
ReplyDeleteLeah and Juliette
ReplyDeleteI can't verify that Marilu Henner is Co$. Don't want to put that label on her if it's not true.
ReplyDeleteKelly & Kirstie. Seems pretty obvious.
ReplyDeleteThen I guess it's a good thing I don't give a fuck what you think.
ReplyDeleteOh Lord I bet the Co$ honchos are a barrel of fun to hang out with these days.
ReplyDeleteI love you Steppy...you bring the antagonism whenever this place is in danger of getting boring. Your sense of timing is inpeccable.
ReplyDeleteThat being said, I bet Vicki Cupper could kick your ass to Tom Cruise's house and back though, so you better not "step" to her wrong.
Well, vicki probably is a tough, old broad. Like Berta from Two & a Half Men. Or Kathy Bates.
ReplyDelete@old gal "Vicki"..
ReplyDeleteLove ya, from another old gal....
Kelly and Kirsty
ReplyDeleteOhh the mental pictures that I now cannot get out of my head.
ReplyDeleteAnd for some reason all I can see is John Travolta and Kirstie Alley scissoring.....blech
Marilu is NOT CoS. I don't know why people keep saying that!
ReplyDeleteMy guess is Kirstie and Kelly.
"Is that a body thetan in your pants, or are you excited to see me?"
ReplyDeleteLeah Rimini and Jenna Elfman
ReplyDeleteOh nevermind, both married
ReplyDeleteHmm, I can't help but notice the tech word "overt" in this blind. Odd, no? An "overt" is a harmful act or aggression against group morality -- you discuss overts during the sec/checking.
ReplyDelete@JSierra - thank you for that image. Excuse me while I go get the brain bleach!
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ReplyDeleteSorry, meant @AKM, thanks for the info.
ReplyDelete@JSierra, OMFGLMAO!!!! There's not enough brain bleach in the world!!
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Huh? "Overt" means open and not secret, so no, it's not an odd word. ???
ReplyDeleteJenna Elfman seems reasonable enough. Not sure who the other one is.
ReplyDeleteHi, AKM. "Overt" is a technical scientology word. Now ya know!
ReplyDeleteNational Enquirer blinds are always the most obvious choice, so I gotta go with Kirstey and Kelly.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna say J.Lo and Leah Remini.
ReplyDeleteit would explain why kelly doesn't care what john is doing when he goes to the spa.
ReplyDeleteAh, "overt" is also a CoS word, eh? I THINK I'm proud that I actually didn't know that. Scientology, jeez! ;-)
ReplyDelete@Barton, nice catch:)
ReplyDeleteOops, you are correct - Marilu is not confirmed as a Scientologist. Scratch her off the list.
ReplyDeleteThat actress from Dharma and Greg...blond, crazy, yells at people in public???
ReplyDeleteHer and
I agree with Monica: JLo and Leah.
ReplyDeleteKatie Holmes and Elisabeth Moss.
ReplyDeleteJenna Elman and Juliette Lewis?
ReplyDeletenow that's a whole lot of crazy
when I grow up I want to be Vicki
ReplyDeleteKelly and Jenna
ReplyDeleteVicki's not alone. I admit that I'm a bit obsessed with Tom and his crazy, too. His complete and utter bat-shit, foaming-at-the-mouth, jump-off-the-couch crazy.
ReplyDeleteOvert is also just a real word, not a COS term. It means open or not secret. Not that it wasn't said on purpose, but it is a word in and of itself without COS.
ReplyDeleteKelly and Kirsty, why would a woman stay in a public bearding arrangement? Because she needs a cover too.
ReplyDeleteIf this isn't a ringing endorsement for google alert, I don't know what is.
ReplyDeleteLeah Remini and Jada- holla!
ReplyDeleteMadonna and Gwenny!!
ReplyDeleteMelly, neither of them are scientologists.
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