National Enquirer Blind Item
WHICH Oscar-nominated actress had a bathroom hookup with a bearded man she just met at the Beverly Hills Hotel? When the now B-lister, whose brother is also an actor, walked out of the men’s restroom with her hair a mess, lipstick smeared AND severe beard burn on her face, her friends shouted: “Get a room!” She fired back: “I don’t need one now!”
Zach Galifinakis and Maggie Gyllenhaal?
ReplyDeletehee hee
Maggie G. for sure.
ReplyDeleteJoan Cusack, sister of John, Oscar nominated for her performance in Working Girl?
ReplyDeleteGood how stupid are these women ?
ReplyDeleteWhat was Maggie G nominated for? First thought that sprang to mind was Joan Cusack.
ReplyDeleteVirginia Madsen, yo.
ReplyDeleteSince Joan and Maggie are married, I hope that it was Virginia Madsen who's divorced.
ReplyDelete@Seachica, Crazy Heart (2009) nom. Best Supporting Actress
ReplyDeleteIIRC, Maggie's Oscar nom was for Crazy Heart, the movie that got Jeff Bridges his Oscar. Considering that she's dealing w/a new baby, though, I tend to doubt it's her. Not sure who else it could be, although that does sound like the kind of thing Joan Cusack would say... ;-)
ReplyDeleteWhoever it is, though, as long as she's not cheating on anyone, I have to admit there's a part of me that can't help but think "Rock on with your bad self, girl!" ;-)
Madsen
ReplyDeleteIDK Magggie is married with a new baby though. Trampy but what a great line. lol
ReplyDeleteEwww. Men's room.
ReplyDeleteShirley MacLaine or Jane Fonda.
ReplyDeleteI can't picture pretentious MG saying something like that or having a funny bone in her body at all.
ReplyDeleteTwo more (unlikely) candidates: Abigail Breslin (her brother Spencer is an actor) and Julia Roberts (her brother Eric is an actor).
ReplyDeleteGreat retort, whomever it is!
ReplyDeleteThat's funny!
ReplyDeleteThere's no timeline, so marriage is irrelevant to the blind.
ReplyDeleteKate Hudson
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ReplyDeletenominated for "Almost Famous." Brother is actor Oliver Hudson.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds a little like Kate Hudson, to me.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like it's supposed to be current/happened recently.
ReplyDeleteI think Kate Hudson sounds good for this, but she's been vacationing somewhere in Europe/Monaco - there are pics of her on a yacht. No where near BH Hotel.
Hmmm - could it be someone younger - friends shouting "get a room" seems like a younger crowd thing to do.
I'm on the Kate Hudson crazy train.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, joymama. The first name that came into my head was also Jane Fonda!
ReplyDeleteWhat about Elizabeth Shue? Nominated for "Leaving Las Vegas", Brother is Andrew Shue from "Melrose Place"....
ReplyDeletescarlett johansson? nominated for Lost in Translation, twin brother hunter who acts
ReplyDeleteScarJo wasn't nominated for Lost in Translation, though Bill Murray was. Had no idea she was a twin.
ReplyDeleteHey I thought Elisabeth Shue as well and I have no idea why. I had a different take. I thought "get a room" seemed like something my generation would still say (late 30's). In my mind, younger girls would text "get a room."
ReplyDeleteI think the time line is important for this one. Maggie G just had a baby. If it's current, I wouldn't think this is her.
ReplyDeletePossibly Elisabeth Shue? (sibling Andrew Shue)
ReplyDeleteI wonder...Willie Robertson from Duck Dynasty was at the same hotel as Lindsay Lohan 11 days ago, according to his tweets --- I'm assuming it would be in Beverly Hills, and he is heavily bearded. I hope it wasn't him, it would disappoint me greatly.
Virginia Madsen
ReplyDeleteI know this an NE BI, but Enty had a BI about a couple that didn't have sex. The implication was that the wife didn't like it. The popular guess was Maggie G.
Also, this doesn't mention the woman's relationship status. Shue is married and Hudson is either engaged or secretly married. I don't think this is them.
I get the impression that Maggie Gylenhaal and Peter Saarsgard do not have a conventional marriage. So, it could be her. I loved her in Secretary.
ReplyDeleteFWIW, I have a gay actor friend who swears that Peter Sarsgaard is gay.
ReplyDeleteI promise you, the mens bathroom at The Beverly Hills Hotel does not rate an eewwwww! It's nicer than most peoples homes.
ReplyDelete@Mango, I have always gotten that vibe too, but VERY DL about it. Wouldn't it be mindblowingly awesome if Maggie was actually a cover for Peter & Jake?? I would love to read that story.
ReplyDeleteIf this was Virginia Madsen and it had been me, I would have gotten a room, sent down for a nice bottle of Bolli and started off with rubbing her feet....
ReplyDeleteGreat actress and still dead sexy at 50.
@B. Profane
ReplyDeletehmmmmm. There was a photo of a man in Readers photos today that no one claimed. Could it be. . . B?
yeah, no matter how lovely the place; its still a public toilet. sounds yucky.
ReplyDeleteShe did get a room...the men's room!
ReplyDeleteJane Fonda.
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