Wednesday, June 20, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

EVERYONE likes to say these two pop divas are at odds, but the truth is that the younger star has been helping the older singer mend a broken heart! The two are secretly working on a song together, but they really bonded when the elder pop star confided that her young boy toy was sleeping with a dancer AND a makeup artist on her current tour! Who are they?


39 comments:

  1. I was going to say Madonna also LOL

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  2. It's supposed to be M&G, but there's no f'ing way...

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  3. Yep, agree with Madge&Gaga guess

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  4. Yeah... Gaga and Madge is the implication, but I want to blow the bullshit whistle on this.

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  5. It probably is Madonna & Gaga. Madonna's album BOMBED. She's probably sucking up to Gaga to extend her relevancy.

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  6. I think Madge and Gaga is too easy. How old are Katy Perry and Rhianna?

    Katy Perry is single, and Rhianna is dealing with Chris Brown. Other thoughts?

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  7. jodie, Katy Perry and Rihanna are publicly friends. There's never been any indication that they're feuding. And this is National Enquirer, they're always easy.

    Madonna and Gaga and I'm actually really interested in hearing this song.

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  8. @Jodie - there's no such thing as "too easy" when dealing with NE blinds. The NE blinds have the complexity of a children's alphabet book.

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  9. Anonymous9:35 AM

    Madonna would never put up with cheating. Her temporary boy toys can be switched out like a flat tire and replaced. Shes never put up with this kind of b.s. A narcissist would never tolerate disloyalty. The nineteen yr old back up dancer is one of a kind? Please. I call b.s.

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  10. Didn't Madonna bond with Britney when Britney was on top? It's just what she does. Wait until she starts sexting Bieber.

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  11. Madonna doesn't stay friends with any woman very long, she must need something (like a hit song), so maybe it is Gaga?

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  12. Another really super hard blind! ;)

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  13. Ew. I could totally see Madonna sending the Biebs nudie pics of herself humping the Canadian flag and deep-throating a bottle of maple syrup on his 21st birthday.

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  14. 'Another Josh said...

    Lady Magaga.'


    ^this is one morph i'd love to see!

    my guess:

    older diva = jho (currently on tour)
    younger pop star = britany (rivalry over $15 x-factor paycheck)

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  15. i'm with the madonna and gaga -- although the jlo guess is good too.

    My only thing with Madonna is that I can't see her confiding in ANYONE.

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  16. Maybe Kelly Osbourne and Christina A.? They've had some fairly public name calling, and I know that Kelly dabbles in singing. I'm not sure Xtina's boyfriend could be described as a "boy toy" though.

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  17. Aya fucking kidding me? That being said, don't buy it, Gaga. Madge will do ANYTHING to stay relevant, and if that means pandering to you, then so be it. "Hollywooooooood."

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  18. Madonna's boy toy has been sleeping with dudes since she hired him to be her boy toy. That's not new information....she is also notoriously mean to other women, they shun her, and I can't see her ego allowing Gaga to get within 100 miles of her...

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  19. I immediately thought of J.Lo, especially since she's on tour, and her boy toy is a dancer (who is screwing another dancer)...the younger singer though, not so sure...who could it be?

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  20. Madonna has a heart to be broken?

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  21. I was thinking Cher & Christina A since they didn't really seem to get along/like each other during and after Burlesque. Cher's not on tour yet, but I'm thinking she'd be in rehearsals for it by now right?

    I could definitely see them working on a song together though, since they have somewhat similar styles now.

    The term "Diva" made me think of VH1's Divas Live since both Cher & Christina have been a part of that. (Though that could be reaching since diva is a pretty popular term)

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  22. This sounds like something planted by Madonna's publicity team, laying the groundwork for a Gaga/Madonna single. There is no way Madonna has a broken heart over a boy toy, and there is no way these two are really friends. I can see them pretending to be for a short time to increase record sales, though.

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  23. The Madonna/Gaga guess is probably right, but it seems like there has been some subtle snarkiness between Rhi and KP. Also, Rhianna did not attend KP's wedding because she was, "too busy."

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  24. Madge and Gaga. Ah, that's a sweet blind! For a change!

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  25. Seriously??? Not even a Blind.

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  26. Sounds like Madge and Gadge.

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  27. Holy sh*&, Vicki Cupper. I almost choked on my gum. Like someone else said on a different thread, you really should be a comedy writer.

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  29. Britney & Demi Lovato? :)

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  30. NE, your writers are well paid for a reason!

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  31. Madge is a Leo and Gaga is an Aries. Very compatible... I think its very possible and it would be better for madonna to get over herself... but I still feel if its a magazine that feels like a newspaper item its probly made up and fake.

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  32. I hope it's not Jlo and her boy toy. As someone else commented once, call me crazy but I wanna see those kids make it. ;)

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  33. I think this is supposed to read as Madonna and Gaga, but like others, I call bullshit.

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