Wednesday, June 20, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHAT popular star of a classic 1989 teen film – he’s since turned into a successful adult actor – had an eyebrow lift that has left him with a permanent look of surprise? The 40-something star (whose sister is also a famous actress) is so inconsolable about the botched surgery that he’s considering suing the reputable Beverly Hills plastic surgeon who performed it!


51 comments:

  1. Say Anything being the movie and sister Joan. Why is this a blind?

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  2. They pretty much spell out who this is..cusack.

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  3. Yeah really, why even make this blind? Derrrr

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  4. Cusak or Andew Shue?

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  6. I guess that'll teach him not to go fucking around with his face anymore....or send him into a surgery tailspin of more procedures trying to fix it. Yikes.

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  7. What was Andrew Shue in in 1989 that would qualify as a classic teen film? Trust me, I was a teen in 1989. Not to age myself...

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  8. John Cusack as Lloyd Dobler in Say Anything... Sister is Joan Cusack

    And a big oops for the heavy handed plastic surgeon. Time and gravity will help. On the bright side, he'll never need THAT procedure again.

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  9. Anonymous7:47 AM

    Jason Bateman.

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  10. I know National Enquirer blinds are pretty easy, but this is pathetic. Why not just run a story about John Cusack having botched plastic surgery? They practically did anyway.

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  11. Cusack, Say Anything from 1989. Bummer! I always thought he looked so young. I don't get why people go under the knife that way. There are so many procedures you can get these days that don't involve scalpels or needles.

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  12. except for the 'he' part, this is totally kylie minogue, have you guys seen the cannes 2012 pics?
    poor kylie :P

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  13. John Cusack was my first and only thought for this. Tragic!

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  14. Pictures, please.

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  15. National Enquirer -- home of the non-blind blind. I assume it's because their readership is not smart enough to puzzle through anything more challenging.

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  16. Why the hell would he go for an eyebrow lift? Although I do not find John attractive, he is aging well. Jesus trying to survive in Hollywood just plain sucks. And Say Anything is one of my favorite films ever.

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  17. This actor who was in a movie named after this year, and whose name rhymes with Ron Boo-Sack... I get the feeling the National Enquirer doesn't quite 'get' blind items

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  18. Awww...I have always loved John Cusak.

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  19. JC has always been on my Freebie List since THE JOURNEY OF NATTY GANN. But then I heard all the stories about how he treats women, the pressured abortions, etc., and I just can't look at him the same way.

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  20. Pressured abortions? I knew nothing of that. Karma..

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  21. yes! i love looking at the stars' botched surgeries!

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  22. John Cusack sounds right, however, I looked at pics of him from late May of this year on his IMDB page and he does not look like he's had an eyebrow lift unless he's had it done within the past 3 weeks.

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  23. Classic 89 teen film? Say Anything. Nothing blind about this one unless they got the gender pronouns wrong and it's about Ione Skye.

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  24. Hilarious @Matt_B!!

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  25. What about Eric Roberts? Don't know his movie history offhand and am too lazy to look it up.
    Or Warren Beatty?
    Or Michael Madsen?
    I looked for some photos of Jason Batemen, can't find any where he looks like he's had PS. Plus his sister isn't really famous.

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  26. I just reread the BI, it's says 40-something. Cusak fits.

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  27. http://collider.com/john-cusack-the-raven-the-frozen-ground-interview/159398/

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  28. http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2007/07/john-cusack-gets-facelift.html

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  29. I'm a dumbass. I interpreted "successful adult actor" as a porn star. lol!

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  30. Jason Bateman? Teen wolf?

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  31. liteNOTSObrite, I guess your name says it all :)

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  32. Lots of movies from 1989, many sequels -
    Back to the Future, Bill & Ted, Dead Poets, Eddie and the Cruisers, Ghostbusters, Karate Kid,

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  34. @liteNotSoBrite...I did too.. I was thinking John Cusack did porn! ICK!

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  35. @ Beta, I've seen those photos, very sad.

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  36. Oh Nooooo...John Cusack, Say Anything. This sucks. Why don't people just leave their faces alone.

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  37. if he's John Cusack,the story is untrue or very very new because he doesn't look surprised on his most recent pics

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  38. Please don't be Jason Bateman.

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  39. John Cusack is one of those people that should never have Tweeted. I stopped respecting him when it came along. Bad grammar/spelling and dumb tweets. :-/

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  40. Cusack just did a press tour not too long ago for the Raven movie and his face was not botched up.

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  41. Oh, nooooo! Why would John Cusack mess with THAT face?!

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  42. I always loved John Cusack - my first love looked like him, and this was around 1986 or so, so I've just always assumed Cusack was as sweet and intelligent as my real life guy. Glad that I've never read his twitter so my fantasy about him stands :-).

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  43. John Cusack -say it isn't so -here's a picture of him from April - damn it. He looks like crap! http://www.onlocationvacations.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/JohnCusackApple4.18.12-501.jpg

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  44. Ione Skye was just on TMZ this week, and she hasn't aged at all! John, on the other hand, is turning into Nic Cage. And today's Nic Cage, not the old, sexy one.

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  45. Chritian Slater and the movie being Heathers?

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  46. Gah! I just googled Christian Slater 2012. My vote would be for him but he doesn't have a famous sister, does he?

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  47. I think it's Jason Bateman. He's looking a little surprised these days.

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