Wednesday, June 13, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHAT straight, divorced father and former TV sitcom star – he’s since crashed and burned and is now trying for a comeback – had a memorable sex party with multiple MALE escorts? The actor is known for his wild partying and hooker escapades, but he seems to have gotten bored with the ladies and is now into guys.

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  1. Tim Allen? Doesn't he have a show now?

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  2. Chuck "the peen" Sheen

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  3. David Arquette? Still researching...

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  4. Gotta be Sheen the Peen. I guess tiger's blood wasn't enough.

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  5. Scratch that, I'm down with Sheen's peen

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  6. Dylan McDermott

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  7. Charlie Sheen. I don't believe this BV for a minute. The only way it could be even remotely true, would be if Charlie was on heavy drugs and had no clue what he was doing, just like in Hangover 2.

    I'm straight and I could never, ever, no matter how badly a guy hurts me...ever get bored with men and turn toward women. If you're straight, you're straight. Just like if you're gay, you're gay.

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  8. Is this even a blind item? Or maybe it's just too obvious, so it's NOT Charlie Sheen. But would anyone be surprised if Charlie Sheen hired male escorts? It doesn't say ONLY male escorts. Perhaps he simply wanted to provide some "entertainment" for his lady friends. I would be surprised, however, if Sheen were actually "bored with the ladies."

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  9. Hmmm. After another read, I guess it could fit with George Lopez as well.

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  10. My first thought was Tim Allen, but more likely Sheen or Lopez. I'd believe either one.

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  11. My first thought was Kelsey Grammer, but no idea on his relationshipstatus.

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  12. The description sounds like Charlie Sheen but male escorts? I can't picture it. Were there any women at all there? It must be someone else, we're talking Heidi Fleiss' favorite customer.

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  13. @crila16 - I don't believe any NE blinds. They hardly make them blind, anyway.

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    1. Dammit, this was meant for the one below!

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  14. @crila16 Your Freudian slip is showing.

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  15. I don't know, I have heard of "straight" people engaging in same sex encounters. In the cases I have heard of, meth was involved.

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  16. Anywho, men who sleep with scores of women and are publically proud of their exploits might just be compensating for something. Charlie Sheen. Final answer.

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  17. where the f**k is "george Lopez" coming from? never got the gay vibe from him, ever.

    it's "anal peen sheen".

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  18. Anonymous8:51 AM

    Patrick Duffy.

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  19. Crashed and burned.... Clue? I am drawing a blank, though. Hmm...

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  20. Bob Saget was kind of my first thought too, but he hasn't really "crashed and burned", has he?

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  21. Tim Allen is married, not him.

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  22. Totally Charlie Sheen. addicts like him are ALWAYS looking for the next new thrill. It doesn't matter if he's "always been straight". His head is so messed up, he probably doesn't even think in terms of gay and straight. Just sex.

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  23. Radar had the Charlie and Brooke bisexual trysts back in 2010 but that doesn't necessarily mean he's the answer to this BI

    http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/03/exclusive-charlie-sheen-marriage-explodes-multiple-sex-partners-revealed

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  25. Anonymous9:36 AM

    Zombie Don Knotts.

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  26. I'm with TV Junkie. This isn't even a Blind Item.

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  27. Anonymous9:49 AM

    I'm thinking Matt LeBlanc.

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  28. Gotta be Charlie Sheen. I vaguely recall a blind about him and Denise Richards having a 3 way with Richie Sambora....
    I tried to erase it from my mind, but those images just won't delete. Eeuurgh.

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  29. A lot of people are bi, probably most, if truth be told, were it not for being raised in strict gender roles. I'm guessing Charlie Sheen probably doesn't have a lot of boundaries by now, so I'm going with that guess.

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  30. If it were my birthday and Christmas and there was a god, it would be Wilmer Whorederrama.

    I think National Enquirer stole this from Buzz Photo's fake Blind Item reject pile.

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  31. Anonymous12:27 PM

    MadLyb, you have got to be kidding. No, "most people" are not bi. I think you've been watching too much porn or something. Here's a hint: those chicks are only having sex with other chicks because they are getting PAID to do so.

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    1. Agreed !! What people do is thier choice but yeah I rolled my eyes at that comment. i have beautiful bisexual friends no matter how hot they are i havent turned bi. In porn those girls are smiling because they are imagining a giant bag of money between thier legs.

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  32. @Texshan - winner!!

    Zombies are very on trend, and I just love me some Don Knots! Good job :-).

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  33. David "The Hoff" Hasslehoff.

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  34. Sheen or Hasselhoff.

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  35. Don't think Hasselhoff is known for any escapades with hookers, though. Must be Sheen.

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  36. @MadLyb
    My privates don't get wet for women! I can look at a beautiful woman, but have no desire to know her physically.

    That "everyone is bi" crap has been going around for too long. Yes there is a spectrum to sexuality, but it's not that gray.

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  37. I like the Bob Saget guess.

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  38. I don't know who this could be, but considering the pre-op trans porn star Charlie sheen was with, maybe he decided to try a guy.

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  39. The Hoff is my guess

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  40. Anonymous5:17 PM

    Thanks, Frufra! It just popped into my head.

    I appreciate a beautiful woman, but in the same way as I do a great work of art or a field of flowers -- as something that is objectively beautiful, but not something I am sexually attracted to. I get really annoyed at people who parrot ridiculous claims about homosexuality and bisexuality. Most of them originated with Kinsey, who was a piss-poor researcher and shouldn't have been taken seriously by anyone.

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  41. Matt "How YOU doin?!" Leblanc

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