National Enquirer Blind Item
WHICH Oscar-winning actress has infuriated her fiance because she skinny-dips in the family pool in front of their kids’ friends AND the household staff? Her actor-beau doesn’t mind her swimming in the buff when it’s just the two of them, but now their oldest boys’ pals have been visiting more often to catch a glimpse of the hot mom’s “splash parties.” Not to mention the gardener who almost drove the lawnmower into the house after getting an eyeful!
This has to be Jolie, right?!
ReplyDeleteHelen Mirren.
ReplyDeleteNice visual...
DeleteI second that, @Baskingshark!
ReplyDeleteBrangelina
ReplyDeleteHelen Mirren's stepchildren are in their 30s.
Personally I'd rather see Helen Mirren naked than Angelina. It'd be like looking at a Holocaust survivor.
ReplyDeleteDef Jolie
ReplyDeleteHow old is Pax? He's gotten older but isn't he still too young to fit this blind?
ReplyDeleteWell Maddox is older. I just looked it up, Maddox will be 11 in August and Pax is 9.
DeleteThe only engaged Oscar winners with "older" sons I can think of are Angie and Kate Winslet
ReplyDeleteKate Winslet.
ReplyDeleteJolie's oldest adopted boy must be around 10. adopted him in 2002 when he was 7 months old.
ReplyDeleteIs Kate Winslet engaged?
ReplyDeleteI suppose I have to be the first to guess Betty White.
ReplyDeleteGo Betty, go Betty....
DeleteKate Winslet isn't engaged
ReplyDeleteIf it's Jolie she should keep her clothes on. Can you imagine the big head, major breast implants on that stick of a body....I shutter to think.
ReplyDeleteI hope the visiting 'boys' are all of legal age, or this could become a scandal soon if their parents catch wind of it :)
ReplyDeleteDisgusting
ReplyDeleteOscar-winning, female, engaged but not married, "their kids" (he impregnated her) -- I just can't see Jolie, with her weeping-in-the-shower fake-assed personality issues, doing this. It doesn't pass the smell test.
ReplyDeleteAll the other actress winners don't have actor beaus, so it gotz to be AngJo.
ReplyDeleteI'll call BS on this. You're telling me one of the kids or the gardener hasn't snapped a pic of the skinny dipping on some kind of cellphone or camera and sold it to a tabloid?
ReplyDeleteI'm with Barton on this one.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't Angelina Jolie.
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't understand how people can be so hostile to her. With all the idiotic, narcissistic a-holes in Hollywood, she's one of the only ones who uses her celebrity to advocate for people with no rights, no home, no safety net. She actually puts her money where her mouth is, giving away a third of her income. There are so many celebs out there who ask for it by putting themselves out there and doing stupid self-serving things. I think people are really unfair to Angie. And I'm not a stan or anything but I am concerned with world affairs and think she's one of the few American celebrities who makes a difference.
Sorry for the rant, but I had to get it off my chest. :/
Yep. A lot of unhappy and petty people on this site.
DeleteEve- agree with ya 100%!!!
DeleteIt's a gossip site! Get over yourselves already!
DeleteYep this sounds like typical NE BS.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she adopted Brad and nobody noticed.
ReplyDeleteWhom ever it is they sound loony. How hard is it to put a bathing suit on?
ReplyDeleteAs much as I think she is beautiful, I don't think her body is "hot". Perhaps everyone (including the gardener) was just distracted from all the bones jutting out of her skin.
ReplyDeleteShe looked good in Gia.
DeleteEve, I find Jolie's claims of saving the world the most offensive thing about her. It is pure PR to recreate her image. They keep as much money as they "donate" from those pics. There have been rumors that the babies she adopted were done via under the table payments and stories all about that but not enough room here to go into. Sorry, her posing in third world countries while holding her Louis Vuitton is not impressive. Many celebrities donate time and money without sending out a press release. Her rewritten reputation is one of the most repugnant things about her IMO and as calculated as any wartime general.
ReplyDeleteI hv never sern jolie in any designer shit unless shes on red carpet. I think she is very sincere. How come bono's a saint, and shes a poser? I dont think she cares remotely about her public image!
DeleteHilary Swank
ReplyDeleteGood luck eve, you are swimming upstream. I don't care if aj has ulterior motives--which from the blogs it sure seems she does--or is she is maniacal about her image, doing good is doing good and we need more of it.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, "their kids" doesn't necessarily mean he impregnated her. Adopted children are "theirs" too. (Not saying it's AJ for the blind)
ReplyDelete@Elizabeth, 100% agree. Esp since she works with the UN who are notoriously dishonest and wasteful. But a good PR front, for sure.
ReplyDeleteHear, hear.
DeleteI agree with Elizabeth. Everything this lady does is calculated to say "look at me".
ReplyDeleteWhat evidence is there that AJ is "doing good"?
ReplyDeleteThe UN is a corrupt, useless organization. If THAT is your measuring stick, you need a new one.
Halley Berry?
ReplyDeleteDoes Olivier have any kids from previous relationships?
Despite all the Jolie apologists, this sounds like AJ.
ReplyDeleteRemember The Leg?same thing. Look at me. Look at my gorgeous body. I agree shed look like a holocaust survivor. Not hot.
ReplyDeleteHalle Berry is engaged...and an Oscar winner...And she's got a rockin' bod, fer sher...I have no idea about the dude and if he has kids...and I'm too lazy to even look it up...
ReplyDeleteAJ is so thin, I can't see her having the strength to even do a lap in the pool. I love her, but I wish she'd eat a hamburger...
Sorry can't be Jolie, 10 years old boy! That is just creepy. I picture the son mentioned to be at least a teenagers. If not, this thought/image needs to be eradicated from my brain.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of the Leg, I laugh every time I see a piece of news about her where the editors choose to use a shot of her in that dress and flashing her leg instead of any of the millions of other pics they could have slapped on the article. Makes my day.
ReplyDeleteHilary Swank
ReplyDeletehttp://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2009/10/09/hilary_swank_walks_around_naked_in_front
@Eve,
ReplyDeletePlenty of narcissists get involved in charities because it makes them look good. I throw Flubber Lips into that same camp. There are plenty of celebrities who offer their time and money without looking for accolades. Stick around and read some of the Blind Items - Kindness posts if you think everyone else in Hollywood but good ol' Flubber is self involved. You will be pleasantly surprised.
Supapimp, auntliddy and NYer, right on!
ReplyDeleteEveryone else, raise your hand if you've ever visited a refugee camp? OK, and how many of you gave 30% of your income to charity in the last couple of years? Any takers?
I think her motives are good, but even if they're as you say, at least she's lifting a finger to help strangers who need it. I hope every last one of you can say you do the same.
And so what if it's a gossip site. I love CDAN, Ent, and gossip -- this is just my opinion on Angie.
Lurky Loo, I love the kindness BIs, but how many of them are sustained over 10 years? And sometimes getting out and giving a cause publicity helps more than a quiet act of kindness. Sometimes a public face is what an important cause needs. I think it takes stones to take on a responsibility like that.
ReplyDeleteI read a Hilary Swank interview where she said she sleeps naked, and that the b/f child is in the house. Maybe..
ReplyDeleteIs that so shocking? I grew up having to knock on my parents door because that was their room where they do "adult" things that include being naked. I now run my house the same way.
DeleteIs that so shocking? I grew up having to knock on my parents door because that was their room where they do "adult" things that include being naked. I now run my house the same way.
DeleteIs that so shocking? I grew up having to knock on my parents door because that was their room where they do "adult" things that include being naked. I now run my house the same way.
DeleteThis blind is not about the UN or charity work. It is about a woman swimming naked.
ReplyDeleteI reckon it is Angelina. She probably thinks it's 'European'.
10/ 11/ 12 year old boys would look too. They don't have to be teenagers.
I do not think this is AJ... because without the help of hollywood makeup and lighting tricks during her nude scenes she would be scared about revealing her needle marks. She has had a smack addiction since her twenties. She takes the synthetic heroin pill dilaudid as well but the needle is what makes her the happiest. Its the rush I suppose.
ReplyDeleteIf Hilary Swank is engaged, that story that jcor posted is your answer.
ReplyDeleteHilary grew up 'country', she might have a lot of skinny-dipping experience!
Re:Brad & Angie:
I think it's natural for people to hate the kids everyone says are on top--most famous, most beautiful, etc. It's natural, but it's really not healthy. It just reminds me of hipster irony...."I'm such a non-conformist, I hate them the MOST"...etc. It just gets ridiculous how invested some people are in tearing them down. About every.single.thing. No matter what anyone's motive is in charity, the RESULTS should be the focus, regardless. Some can't see anything through their shit-colored glasses, KWIM?
A lot of that in society these days. Just my observations.
Betty White!
ReplyDeleteOk, I seriously have no idea but I know it's def not Angie.
@eve- that 30% donation is a much needed tax write off...just sayin'. she benefits from more than just the pr
ReplyDeleteWe tithe 34% of our money. No wait, that's taxes.
ReplyDeleteI really don't care what AJ's motives are. A good act is a good act and she does a hell of a lot more for the world than I do.
ReplyDeleteArgh!! The Leg's well publicized donations are tax write offs. I bet Angie the earth mother showers with her kids but she's probably too smart to swim nude where she can be photographed. She's smarter than that. If Hilary Swank's engaged, I like her for this blind.
ReplyDeleteMost 10 year old boys are not into girls and don't yet ogle a woman's body. In a few years, yes. Can't be AJ. btw I also think her motives are, heads of states and such say she is extremely knowledgable about the issues she sponsors, which she wouldn't be if it was only for public.
ReplyDelete"She actually puts her money where her mouth is, giving away a third of her income"
ReplyDeletePerhaps she feels she deserves a nude swim. Just sayin'.
Um, @msgirl, are you male? Because I grew up a tomboy and can tell you that the BULK of 9, 10, 11 and 12 year old boys are fascinated with nude pics of women!
ReplyDeleteThey awaken sexually early with erections beginning as early as six or seven. And some of my friends began successfully masturbating by 12. Can totally be friends Pax and Maddox's ages.
cant be Angie - everyone knows the jolie-pitt kids dont' have friends :D
ReplyDeleteErin - no but I have a son! At that age none of his friends were interested. I do know in another year I caught him on the Maxim web site. He developed quite early too.
ReplyDeleteBut then again, he's quite good at sneaking things, ha, so maybe stuff was going on BEFORE I saw him cruising Maxim. One thing I did note is that he seemed to like big asses HAHAHA
@msgirl, funny! Most of my buddies were boob men. It was the thrill of taboo. Obviously, most may not have fully understood their sexuality yet, but I'm amazed at how early kids can get interested in sexual organs and such.
ReplyDeleteAnd really, I was no different. At an early age, I was super curious about mens' bodies. In my adult years, I've seen several wangs and still am entertained by them. For different reasons though... :)
I don't think Hillary. Does she have any kids? It says "their" kids, not her fiance/bf's kids.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Angelina. Not a fan of hers. And I've always thought it was nothing but PR to go from the vial of blood wearing craziness while married to Billy Bob to St. Angelina. Really? She needed to clean up her image.
It's one thing to teach your own to not be ashamed of nudity (whether I agree with it or not). But you really need to throw a bathing suit on when the friends are over.
Just to clarify, I agree with not being ashamed of nudity. Just there needs to be a cut off when walking around naked in front of kids.
ReplyDeleteMaddox doesnt have friends, they move constantly. None of the kids have friends except each other.
ReplyDeleteAlso just to set the record straight, AJ doesnt shoot up anymore, shes addicted to pain killers, the patch kind.
NE blinds are made up lies. They had her in mind when they made it up. I think there was some true story about her and Brad skinny dipping after the kids are in bed and they stretched that.
I have 4 brothers and a rediculous amount of male cousins and believe me they ALL liked naked women by the age of 10. My brother even had a little business going with my dad's 'lady mags' He would charge his 10 0r 11 year old pals for a sneaky look.
ReplyDeleteThey were fascinated.
Swimming naked is not wrong, but when kids that aren't yours are around cover it up.
I missed most of these comments so excuse me if this has already been said.
ReplyDeleteWe need to know how old the kids are and if the actress is even aware they are watching. For all we know she is swimming and the kids are peeking from a window. Plus this is the National enquirer, it is probably total BS.
Regardless. I prefer to swim nude and do so in front of my kids. I would not in front of their friends because I don't want to offend parents but some people don't feel
the need to bend to societal norms.
Can't be Hilary, she doesn't have any kids.
ReplyDeleteAngie
ReplyDeleteI'm coming to this discussion late, but I want to say I agree that Angelina Jolie does do good. I have dedicated the last 16 years of my life working in the world of refugee resettlement (before that I was in the entertainment industry). I know a lot of people who work in the camps overseas. Yes, Angie does good. She pays all of her own expenses and those of everyone who travels with her (not an entourage, usually family or people with a specialty needed on the trip--medical, etc.). She does actual work when she's in the camps. Most of the work she does in the field is not photographed or done in front of any camera. Going into the camps and spending time there is nasty, dirty, work. Few celebrities will even venture into that realm (Mia Farrow spends a tremendous amount of time working with UNHCR, as does George Clooney). They do good work. You may not like them as people, but they really are doing good work. UNHCR oversees operations to assist nearly ten million people a year on a budget smaller than the annual budget of the New York City department of sanitation. UNHCR is not corrupt. They need all the celebrity exposure they can get. Most goodwill ambassadors serve for no more than a year and then bail out. Angie has been at it since 2001, and has spent months out of each year working for the cause (and actually working with UNHCR, not just taking pictures). I know people around the world working with refugees, including many who are onsite in places like Darfur and the Kenya-Somalia border. They have only good things to say about Ms. Jolie. Believe me, they have no time to or interest in sucking up to posers.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad to see your post May. I know those conditions can't be good. I also can't believe AJ continues to do this. I don't think I could. It's hard to see so many people suffer up close and personal. I feel AJ is doing good for altruistic reasons.
Delete"My first thought was Angelina. Not a fan of hers. And I've always thought it was nothing but PR to go from the vial of blood wearing craziness while married to Billy Bob to St. Angelina. Really? She needed to clean up her image. "
ReplyDeleteReally??? Crazy Chica
In an early interview she said when she filmed Tomb Raiders in Cambodia the poverty shocked her and that's when she began her charity work and adopted Maddox.
I prefer to see the good she does and applaud her than make up bullshit.
Y'know, just because she says she donates a third of her income to charity, doesn't mean she actually does. I had always called bullshit on that.
ReplyDeleteLola its documented by many charities exactly how much she gives.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.looktothestars.org/celebrity/2-angelina-jolie
Ok, so back to the blind. I wanted to want Hilary Swank for this, but her boyfriend (not engaged as far as I see) isn't an actor. He's an agent.
ReplyDeleteI can't think of any other couples who fit the blind's details so exactly. Gotta be Ang.
One of the first things 10year old boys do is learn how to spell "BOOB" with numbers. They may not know what they are, but they know they are supposed to like them.
ReplyDeleteThere is no financial transparency, and there is a complete lack of accountability when it comes to "charitable donations" and this situation.
ReplyDelete"Looktothestars.org" is not a verifiable source of anything. It is run by publicists.
Agent there are heaps of websites, I just grabbed one of the many. Google for yourself, but I find it easier to believe she is altruistic, than to think that all of these reputable world wide charities would lie on her behalf and say she gave when she didn't. No one travels the world going to the awful places she does 'just for the publicity'
ReplyDeletewhadabout Catherine Zeta Jones....I know she's married to her grand daddy, but she has had lots of surgery and seems to think she hot...
ReplyDeletesons too....
Thank you @Gabi. Exactly who I was thinking. She's been a little off the rails lately, no?
ReplyDelete@astro, it's not about her, it's about money, "philanthropy" in the 21st century and how it is driven by publicity and for personal gain when it comes to the celebrity part of it. I am very familiar with the UN and the subject of alleged charity. I choose to believe what I have seen and reviewed. It's the phoniness of it that repulses me in her case:)
ReplyDelete@May: I read your profile and we have very similar tastes in music, movies and books. Thanks for your information on those who actually DO do what they say. I'm on the fence about Jolie. Half of me says it's PR and the other half wants to believe she's genuwine.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think for this blind it could be CZJ and not any of the popular guesses.
Sally Field. Her kids' friends are 35, and that's the problem. They really, really like her.
ReplyDeleteLeann Rimes is loony enough to do this.
ReplyDeleteJust for the record, the Jolie-Pitt kids DO have friends. They have playdates with Gwen stefanis kids, for example, as there are photos of Angelina and the kids leaving Gwen's house in London after one of them. I know I've read about them hanging out with other celebrities' kids too. Just sayin.
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