National Enquirer Blind Item
WHICH super-famous reality star’s popular perfume is a huge seller, but her new beau can’t stand the scent? The musician boyfriend didn’t want to create a stink and hurt his lady’s feelings because she loves wearing it 24/7, so he LIED and told her he was allergic to ALL perfume!
Kim K, FTW!
ReplyDeleteKim Kuntrashian?
ReplyDeleteLame BI.
ReplyDeleteFSP, NE hardly ever has interesting BIs.
ReplyDeleteHasn't that sweetheart chic from jersey shore just came out with a perfume? God I'm ashamed to know that someone take away my iPhone
ReplyDeleteSorry I just saw the super famous part so never mind
DeleteYou know what they say about whore and desperation being a stinky cologne...
ReplyDeleteVicki, I'm beginning to see that.
ReplyDeleteI am guessing Kanye much prefers cologne over perfume...... ;)
ReplyDelete^^hehe
ReplyDeleteYeah I would want to smell Eau De Skank 24/7 either
ReplyDeleteWouldn't **
DeleteGhost: LOL!
ReplyDeleteParasite Hilton
ReplyDeleteA. Kim Katrashian is too obvious
B. Calling a DJ a "musician" (eg Afrojack) is a stretch, but a good diversion.
I'm on the Paris train for this one.
ReplyDeleteOK...first off...he's not her boyfriend. She doesn't have the right body parts for Kanye to be attracted to her. I can only assume that Katrashian pours the perfume on heavy and is one of those perfume stinky people, because u know Kanye doesn't get that close to her.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to:
ReplyDelete"Tabloid That Feels Like A Newspaper Blind Item" ? ? ?
I wouldn't have thought they wore their own scents. Huh.
ReplyDeleteparis doesn't have boyfriend.
ReplyDeletedoes anyone even KNOW anyone that wears these fragrance's?
Mike, the Enquirer isn't that subtle. This is Kim K.
ReplyDeleteThe Kartrashian and Kanye.
ReplyDeleteI would rather wear my $10 perfume from rue21 than her crap.
Google 'Kanye perfume' and all the results are about him going to her perfume launches... Wouldn't you skip those if you were allergic?
ReplyDeleteKanye doesn' t like her scent because he likes his dates to smell like cologne
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