National Enquirer Blind Item
WHICH still-gorgeous, 60-something star – a former Bond girl – got into a HUGE screaming match over the phone with her husband at a recent Washington, D.C., political function? The actress, who’s on hubby No. 4, was so loud that other guests at the event stopped and stared before she stormed off!
Sofia Loren
ReplyDeleteDurr.. SoPHia. And not her because her husband died woops.
ReplyDeleteJill St-John
ReplyDeleteWas she a bond girl? I thought she was only married once.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Ursula Andress?
Okay Jane Seymour! Got it.
ReplyDelete4 husbands, currently married to James Keach, with whom she has 2 children. She is 61.
ReplyDeleteJane Seymour!
ReplyDeleteJane Seymour!
ReplyDeleteJane Seymour-she's 61 and on husband no. 4. Jill St. John is on husband no. 4 but she is 71.
ReplyDeleteThere's a NolaMAN now? Any relation to Miss Nolachickee?
ReplyDeleteNational Enquirer fails at blind items.
ReplyDeleteJane Seymour is still gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteBaseball nerd note - Jane Seymour has seats behind home plate at the Dodgers' games. Hubby is going to LA on business later this summer, and going to a game, naturally, so I'm dying for him to stalk Dr. Quinn for an autograph. (Maybe she'll autograph his Open Heart pendant from Kay's?) Or at least yell "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman!" really loud during a quiet moment.
ReplyDeleteI swear, though, I think she and James share their season tickets with Mary Hart and her hubby, because sometimes it's them back there. I feel sure they asked for seats directly behind home plate strictly for the camera time.
My first thought was Jane Seymour. Hope she was just having a bad day.
ReplyDeleteEnty is back to calling them national enquirer instead of magazine that feels like a newspaper?
ReplyDeleteI hear "still gorgeous 60 something actress" and I think Helen Mirren. I don't think she was ever dim enough to qualify as a Bond girl.
ReplyDeletePlease call her Kitty. Kitty Cat.
ReplyDeleteI remember reading a story many, many years ago about a band that stayed at one of JS's homes while they worked on an album. I can't remember which band it was but they had to be pretty big at the time. Anyway, they said she had pictures of herself all over the house; tons of pictures...covering the walls, on tables, everywhere. No pics of anyone else, just Jane. I haven't been able to like her since that article.
ReplyDeleteI remember reading a story many, many years ago about a band that stayed at one of JS's homes while they worked on an album. I can't remember which band it was but they had to be pretty big at the time. Anyway, they said she had pictures of herself all over the house; tons of pictures...covering the walls, on tables, everywhere. No pics of anyone else, just Jane. I haven't been able to like her since that article.
ReplyDeleteLol AuntJess. I was just watching Wedding Crashers the other day. I love that movie.
ReplyDeleteJill st John married Robert Wagner. No?
ReplyDeleteJane Seymour?
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ReplyDeleteJane Seymour is a good guess. I wonder if she was wearing that ugly ass necklace she designed. It's supposed to be an open heart, but looks like a cobra about to strike. "Here, honey. This venemous, pissed off reptile pendant symbolizes our love. Please wear it around your neck because that's where your jugular vein is, so you'll die faster."
ReplyDeleteSomeone I knew in the biz knew JS way back when and said she treated her children as accessories when she needed good media, but otherwise was a hands-off mom. Someone else I know had a part on Dr Quinn and said she was incredibly cold. So I wouldn't be surprised if this were JS.
ReplyDeleteI hate that damn necklace too. Open your heart and love will always find its way... blech.
ReplyDeleteI remember reading years ago that Jane was a first class b*tch. I did love that Sully on Dr. Quinn though.
I loved the "Magazine that feels like a newspaper" moniker! It made me laugh everytime!
ReplyDeleteOh and her ego with that "I want the world to use this as a symbol of love" or whatever for her broken-heart necklace. I was glad when that didn't work out so well. Blech, indeed.
ReplyDeleteI've been waiting for you to post this. It is so obviously Jane Seymour. She's on Hubby #4.
ReplyDeleteThat, or Ursula Andress.;-)
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bond_girl
Jane Seymour.
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ReplyDeleteRose-one of the best comedies ever! I was flipping between that and Mean Girls Saturday afternoon. Totsally made me feel better after spending most of the day with my whacked out family.
ReplyDeleteAlso-I had one of those shitty Jane necklaces. Ran into some ca$h flow issues and tried to hauk it. Yeah it was worth $10!
I might be a moron, but I actually didn't know she was a Bond girl. Before my time, I guess (early 30's).
ReplyDeleteI call it the Tits and Ass necklace.
ReplyDeleteOnce you see it you can't unsee it.
^^LOL. We call it the butt necklace. Every Valentine's Day, hubby asks if I want the butt jewelry.
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ReplyDeletethe woman is Italian for God sake, her name is SoFia! :)
Jane Seymour was in D.C. in May hawking her paintings at some local malls. Then she was seen on the Hill at Senator Tom Harkin's office with Glen Campbell, then that night with them at the Alzheimer's Association fundraiser at the Library of Congress.
ReplyDeleteSofia or Sophia would probably both be correct. She was born Sofia but has commonly been billed as Sophia, starting in 1952.
ReplyDeletethey said she had pictures of herself all over the house; tons of pictures...covering the walls, on tables, everywhere
Ha ha, JS has always given off that narcissistic stench to me. I'm delighted to find out it's not just me being nasty and cynical for once.
@Frufra - Jane Seymour is not a nice person so don't get your hopes up for an autograph.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks those necklaces of hers are awful. They look like droopy bewbies to me.
ReplyDeleteCan't be Sophia Loren, as she was never in any Bond movies.
ReplyDeleteUrsula Andress was only married once, to John Derek (though she has had some long relationships).
It was Radiohead who recorded an album at Jane Seymour's house (OK Computer). I'm on her train for this.
ABSOLUTELY Califblondy!...that necklace is barfalicious....who in hell would wear that?
ReplyDelete@ iheartjack- no worries, I don't really want an autograph. Just want hubby to bug her and call her Dr. Quinn cause I'm sure she hates that :-).
ReplyDeleteThe only person I know who likes the ugly necklace is my friend's five year old. She thought the design was brilliant. So there you go - target audience!!
I met Jane Seymour back in the late 80's. She was the "face" of some perfume and came into the TV station to do an interviews after doing several other appearances in Toronto that day. First of all, she was gorgeous and alot shorter than I thought she would be. She never came across as snooty or a bitch, but she wasn't overly friendly either I had to mike her for her interview (and I was interning at the time) and the guys I worked with were like "Put the mike cable up her blouse" I was pretty sure they were setting me up, so I miked her and hide the cable underneath her jacket, which she helped to do after I told her what needed to be done and I didn't want to impose. Like I said, she wasn't overly friendly, but she didn't look down on the plebes.
ReplyDeleteI really really wanted to get her autograph since both myself and my mother are fans. Battlestar Galactica and East of Eden were her relatively big roles at the time. I didn't ask because as part of a TV crew, you don't ask the talent for autographs. But she was friendly enough and didn't expect outrageous treatment for a quick interview for which she was plugging her perfume
Oh, I also remember they were showing a video to her of designers that were supposedly the next best thing and she seemed to like Alexander McQueens stuff.
One other thing I remember. Whatever room she entered, people for the most part ALWAYS gave her a circle of space. It was like the parting of the Red Sea. I have no idea why, but she seemed so alone in this sea of complete strangers..
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