Just when you thought you were having a nice and quiet Saturday I come along and tell you there are naked photos of Snooki on the internet. Apparently the photos were taken before she got pregnant. They are a series in which she gets completely naked and are taken in a hotel room on her cell phone and her rep has confirmed they are of Snooki. In the past Snooki has said there will never be naked photos of herself on the internet. This was immediately followed by some naked photos of Snooki being released to the internet. This time she probably just said who cares, and admitted it and no one will remember after next week except for The Situation when he is sitting alone wondering what became of his life in a few years and decides to Google naked Snooki and relive his glory days. If you want to see all of them in their NSFW glory, click here.
Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCan't make me look, Enty. Won't do it. Nuh-uh.
ReplyDeleteNow that is a NSFW link I can actually resist.
ReplyDeleteNo thank you.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I took one for the team and clicked the link (no, I don't know why either).
ReplyDeleteSo actually I can't believe I'm saying this but she looks pretty good and also there are black bars over her nippular and crotchular regions so they are not actually naked naked.
That is all. You are welcome.
I just looked as well. This looks like some drunk high school girl on a school trip took semi naked photos of herself in the hotel room because she's too stupid to figure out how to sneak out of her room so this is all she has to amuse herself. Ok, now I can breathe.
ReplyDelete@hunter - crotchular regions -LOL
ReplyDeleteI can only assume people take naked pictures of themselves because they want them to leak.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather google that spider that everyone here (including me) was freaking out about the other day.
ReplyDeleteThe worst part of these photos is how pleased with herself she looks. Good lord, this girl's arrogance baffles me.
ReplyDelete@hunter speaks the truth. The pics are edited so you don't have to scrub your eyes later.
Hard to imagine any self shot photos of skanks on the internet. I hope the idea doesn't spread to all the other skanks out there.
ReplyDeleteI kinda think that the skeevy business plan behind leaking such pics is predicated on getting straight guys to look, not women who snark about shoes.
ReplyDeleteEeek! What spider?? Give me a link please!
ReplyDeleteIt was a discussion in the Monday posts I think. It's called huntsman spider. Apparently it's horrific, it likes to eat the crust from your eyes as you sleep.
DeleteI will never understand the lure if naked pictures. It could be your 70yr old religion teacher, but, boy if shes naked, everyone's gotta see it!! I 'm not even overly fond of seeing myself naked, much less anyone else! Lol
ReplyDelete@ B. Profane LOL !
ReplyDeleteI'm still feeling bad for reading the dismissed Des Moines school administrator's emails on the smoking gun. So, even thought they're safe, I'm not going to look. The emails were the equivalent of reading someone's diary, I don't know why I did that.
ReplyDeleteNot that I'm looking either. ScarJo, yeah, but nudies of Snooki might permanently cripple my libido.
ReplyDeleteI looked, just to see if there were any bottles of Xenadrine (or whatever the hell it was she was pushing) sneaking around in the background. Because my guess is this was done during her diet pill phase, and this was just some marketing ploy that never came to fruition because she got knocked up.
ReplyDeleteBlack bars keep my retinas safe, but also make it difficult to know for certain if her lady bits are as orange as the rest of her. I always thought it was super funny on Jersey Shore (yes, IQ points dropping here) when she would bend over in her hot pants, and you could see these great, white stripes under her butt cheeks, from not lifting during her spray tan. It was like each side of her ass was smirking...they were in on the joke.
MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe poor thing has horrible rectangular birth marks on her private areas. I can't believe I actually clicked on that, and I really can't believe that I'm admitting that I clicked on that.
ReplyDelete@EmEye
ReplyDeleteDon't feel bad in the least. The woman was superintendent and used her work address to write those, plus she used school property on which to send them AND did it on school time. She made six figures. All school related personnel get a staff development every year warning them not to do this very thing. Text. Use your gmail account. I'm embarrassed for her stupidity but it's not just the emails that got her in trouble - her twin sister is under scrutiny for a boatload of missing laptops at her now failing charter school and there's a weird family friend nepotism tie.
Nope. Just like the luka magnotta vid, you can't unsee things.
ReplyDeleteCan't make me Enty. I'd never be able to sleep again due to the horror.
ReplyDeleteYet another idiot who doesn't know how to use the timer taking pictures of herself in the mirror. Don't people realize how stupid they look doing this?
ReplyDelete@yawnathon - what she did was wrong, I agree (work email, are you KIDDING?!). I clicked to see what the fuss was about, and ended up reading them ALL. That's what makes me feel bad - they were so private. I could have got an idea of the uproar without reading every single one!
ReplyDeleteLOL @AnotherJosh. Birthmarks!
The internet is turning out to be a really good way to thin out the gene pool.
ReplyDeleteWhy people think others want to see their naughty bits is beyond me.
i really did not need to know that indeed... i will not look at those pictures.
ReplyDeleteThat nail colour though... Truly the greatest tragedy in all of this
ReplyDeleteI'd like to thank each ann every one of you for looking and sharing your hilarious impressions....and for saving me the trouble, ...and analyst fees....
ReplyDelete:-)
For a second there, I almost felt sorry for the your prudish bunch. Must be tough going through life either being genuinely disgusted by a human body or having to fake the disgust to maintain the image. But then I remembered all the "I want to punch a 12 y.o. girl of color" outbursts.
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