So, when you haven't had sex in 15 years and a boyfriend in even longer, what kind of guys do you think someone like Nadya Suleman would be attracted to. If you guessed a guy who looks like Msdison from Million Dollar Listing but with a Snooki tan then you are some kind of witch my friend and need to move to Vegas and gamble for a living or at least find a broken down bungalow on Melrose and read palms for a living. That is exactly who Octomom went for. Do you think she has told him she has 14 kids and has to make money by having celebrity pillow fights with celebrities no one has heard of?
She's the exact shade of the oatmeal I'm going to puke up after looking her dude.
ReplyDeleteomg I can't even.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giggles this morning, makes the train ride better!
ReplyDeleteThis guy does NOT look like he'd be into females, IMO.
The picture doesn't do him any justice. He's not so bad and def not that color. I saw a little shot of them at the airport yesterday and he's cute. Very young though.
ReplyDeleteI think he's perfect for her if she hasn't had sex in 15 years. He either won't want it or won't know what sex with a woman is actually like. It will be a new experience for him.
ReplyDeletetan mom is jealous right now!!
ReplyDeleteWell good for her. I've never hated on her like some people do. I feel bad for her - if you're going to make a really poor decision, 8 kids isn't the one you want to make. It seems she doesn't mind doing the porn, and found herself a boy toy. Hopefully she can bring in some stable sort of income for her and the kids without resorting to anything hardcore.
ReplyDeleteI watched her tape out of morbid curiosity and, whether or not the kids were born Cesarean, she's had some major work down there as evidenced by all the scarring.
ReplyDeleteIt seems clear that one of her surgeries reduced the size of her vagina, because not only does it look a LOT smaller than a normal one, her taint has to be at least four inches long.
Sorry this is a bit off topic, but I had to share and this is pretty much the only gossip site I visit.
I'm pretty sure they actually rub some kind of ridiculous bronzer on before body competitions, so he's not likely THAT dark (I believe the Crayola term for this is "Burnt Sienna"). They do tan quite a bit, though.
ReplyDeleteAt first glance the red color on the background made it look like he had pixie ears.
ReplyDeleteDo you really want to date a guy with a waist smaller than yours?
I smell a Caspar-type situation... who in their right mind would date Octomom, especially someone so young?
ReplyDeleteSomeone's in it for the tabloid covers and then a protein powder endorsement deal.
He looks like he rolled in a pile of cinnamon. Add some sugar and nutmeg and he'd be delicious on some hot buttered toast.
ReplyDeleteMadLyb...
ReplyDeleteI get what you're saying, but I can't feel too bad for someone who chooses to have that many kids and expects handouts and welfare all the while spending hundreds of dollars to get their hair done.
@Madlyb
ReplyDeleteDo you live in California? As a Californian paying for her mistakes, I can find no sympathy for this nut.
Also, if she is going to have sex I hope she got fixed.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure they're both in it for attention.
ReplyDeleteI watched about 15 seconds of that Howard Stern click with her getting on a sybian (sp?). She is seriously one unattractive woman. When her face started contorting... egads, I had to stop. I mentioned it to my husband and he didn't even care to get up off the couch and see it.
Good move for him--no one had heard of him before this.
ReplyDeleteAnd neither one will have sex with the other, so it's perfect.
Please tell me she's been sterilized.
ReplyDeleteStep 1 - date octomom
ReplyDeleteStep 2 - ????
Step 3 - Profit!
As disgusting as he looks, he could still do better.
ReplyDeleteAre we sure he isn't just posing with a "random" fan, who has now gone home to make a life size blow up doll of him?
Have any of you seen that photo of some random blond bodybuilder guy who has so much of that gross tanner on that he actually looks like he's in blackface? It's gross and wrong.
ReplyDeleteFound it!
http://www.chrisconnollyonline.com/2009/05/90-whats-with-all-orange-guidoes.html
Kumquat, thanks for making me think about Octomom's taint. I really appreciate it. You truly are an evil kumquat ...
And he's not remotely same sex oriented! ( she said, in a bitchy tone)
ReplyDeleteCrazy eyes. On both of them.
ReplyDeleteHe'd have to be absolutely oblivious to not know who she is. She probably opened with, so, have you seen my video? Want to come over for dinner and a movie?
ReplyDelete@Texshan
ReplyDelete#8 is really... disturbing? and the last one- is that Valentino?
Madison from Million Dollar listing is cute. This dude looks like a deranged elf. All he's missing is the pointed ears.
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs to warn this guy and distract Nadya to give him a head start running for his life.
ReplyDeleteAgent, #8 is the one I was talking about -- can you believe how bad that "tan" looks?
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, the last one is Valentino. Oy vey ...
Meh, if the guy's boyfriend is ok with it, then it should be ok with the rest of us.
ReplyDeleteJust watching the TMZ guys watch her porno scarred me for life, and I didn't even have to see her.
ReplyDelete^Me too, Moosh! ((shivers))
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