So, over the weekend, Miley Cyrus hit up a medical marijuana dispensary. She is 19. She is a multi-millionaire. She has never been in a car accident. She has never suffered any serious injury. She doesn't really work that much. She is engaged to be married. She exercises regularly. I'm just trying to think of the reason she gave a doctor to get a card for pot. I came up with a few reasons, but I'm sure you can come up with more.
1. Just like the rest of the world, she can't figure out the movie Prometheus, but thinks smoking pot might make it all clear.
2. You listen to Achy Breaky Heart for the millionth time and tell me you don't need a medical marijuana card.
3. She dated a Jonas brother. That qualifies as a disability right there.
4. She has chewed so much gum in her life that she has TMJ.
5. It's the only way she can handle looking at her brother Trace and all his tattoos.
6. Her dad is Billy Ray Cyrus.
7. You get called Hanna Montana for the millionth time by a screaming 7 year old and tell me you don't need a medical marijuana card.
8. She watched LOL.
9. She knows So Undercover is going to be worse.
10. When she smokes pot she feels like she is with Liam & Chris Hemsworth at the same time.