I just can't stay upset at Kelly Osbourne for long. Sometimes I think she can be too pretentious and during award shows she can be way too Kneepadsy for me, but then again, if she trashed every celebrity she wouldn't be working at E! for too long because they make their living being nice to everyone. Sometimes I feel like she gets too high and mighty about her substance abuse problem and tells everyone how they should do it, but, it's her opinion so she can say whatever she wants even if she is not right. Also, the whole war with Christina Aguilera is fun because when they make remarks about each other they generally say things that no one else could get away with. Kelly admitted to Radar that she got drunk on a plane to Atlanta. She says it was because she was reading about MS and got upset.
But, in true Kelly style while she was admitting to her own issues, she threw someone under the bus. This time it was Lindsay Lohan.
“I’m not one of those starlets that’s drinking vodka out of a water bottle thinking no one knows. If I’m going to have a f**king drink, I’m 27 years old. I’m going to have one. Unfortunately I decided to have one on a plane to Atlanta and burst into tears.”
Speaking of Lindsay, she finally settled the case with the guys she carjacked. That was classic Lindsay. She carjacked the car then went chasing after her assistant and her assistant's mom. That was the beginning of the end for Lindsay. Hard to believe it has been almost five years since that happened.
I have a love/hate war with her hair.
ReplyDeleteSome guys let her carjack them? Please. They should have slapped the ho. Punks.
ReplyDeleteI used to like Kelly Osbourne a little, but ... well, the years passed and she remained at the mental age of 12, even into her forties. Her only gimmick is that she says horrible things about people she hates, then gets wasted and then pretends to clean up, then gets wasted again. It's tiresome.
ReplyDeleteI would have demanded that bitch go to jail.
ReplyDeleteAgain, why is Kelly famous? What exact skill, education, qualifications does she have ? PUT THESE PEOPLE IN A CUBE and let them see what real work is.
ReplyDeleteShe blames her drunken plane flight on the stress caused by her brother's MS diagnosis. She's disgusting.
ReplyDeleteI wonder where LiLo got the money to pay the settlement, hmmm?
ReplyDelete@Mooshki, she got $1MM for that Playboy spread not too long ago. She must be burning through that fast.
ReplyDelete“I’m not one of those starlets that’s drinking vodka out of a water bottle thinking no one knows."
ReplyDeleteShe's could jsut said "I'm not one of those starlets."
She lucky to have a famous last name because there is nothing else going on.
Lol @JP. Exactly. What do you do, Kelly? No one gives a shit if you drink because no one is dependent on you, not your family, not a film crew, no one.
ReplyDeleteI rolled my eyes at her excuse. Now we know what her go to excuse will be whenever she does something embarrassing. Before her only means of getting attention was trashing others more famous than her and doing something embarrassing. Now she'll throw on her courage badge and look for sympathy because someone in her family is sick. She's a disgusting human being.
@Anita, yes.. and meanwhile Jack is at home actually living with the disease and sober. smh
ReplyDelete"I'm not one of those starlets..." Why would she think she's a starlet at all? Has she done anything? No, she's just a personality with a famous dad, who only gets attention from bad-mouthing other people.
ReplyDeleteIf you ever watched The Osbournes, Kelly didn't have much sympathy for Sharon when she got home from the hospital after her bout with colon cancer, complaining about the "stress" of making her album ("Mom, you don't know! You haven't been here for it!") and storming off into her own room; Ozzy went to try to talk to her, and through the door you could hear Kelly SCREAMING at him at the top of her lungs while Ozzy beat a hasty retreat looking like he'd just seen a ghost! Teenagers!
ReplyDeleteExactly what IS this trick's "talent" other than being born into the right family? Talk about someone whose 15 minutes should have been up a LONG time ago!
ReplyDeleteAt least LILO at one point had talent and dud something. There's nothing more annoying then those who are famous just because their parent.
ReplyDeleteI agree that's she's famous for no reason, but I can relate to her being upset about her brother's MS diagnosis. I cried after I found out my brother got the diagnosis and I wasn't even drinking. I had more than a glass of wine after I found out too!
ReplyDeleteKelly is her mothers daughter, and I do like Sharon. I just bet if Sharon's your friend she has your back at all times...
ReplyDeleteWhen it comes to Lindsay I say bring it on...she should have been gone a long time ago.
@Robert, I remember that episode - in fact I think that was the episode that made me stop watching that show. I felt sorry for Ozzy, he seemed completely helpless and confused.
ReplyDeleteI don't even remember that LiLo incident. There have been so many. I should consider myself lucky.
ReplyDeleteI don't notice any Osbournes not named Ozzy.
Barton, dude, Kelly is not in her forties...
ReplyDeleteWell, when you're favorably comparing yourself to Lindsay Lohan, you're not exactly saying much, are you?
ReplyDeleteKeep shooting for the stars, Kelly.
Okay, I like her crack at Lohan. Other than that,I can't stand her.
ReplyDeleteI kind of like Kelly. Don't have a clue why. Of course I also like Jessica Simpson and Katherine Heighl so I guess I like several people that most of you don't like. I guess I like that they speak their mind even when they probably shouldn't. I do that, too, more often than I should. I'm sure that if I were famous, I'd be a celebrity that many people would be annoyed by and think "STFU".
ReplyDeleteI'm still marveling at the fact that Kelly has an assistant. I'd love to know what her duties are besides pick up dry cleaning, walk dog, re-stock bar and clean up puke.
ReplyDeleteI have more talent in my right index finger than this chick will ever have
ReplyDeleteDear Kelly, a starlet saying "I can have a drink WTFIL and if I want a drink I will have one" is in just as much denial as the starlet that slips vodka from a water bottle and requires ambos to wake her to due 'oversleeping' because of 'exhaustion'. I sure Lindsay could use the family card too. "have you seen who my family is? Is it any wonder I jumped aboard the crazy train?
ReplyDeleteOn another note is anyone else scared about when Lilo goes down the inevitable Janis, MJ, Amy, Whitney route?
Imagine it. Her family will come out crying exploitation and foul play by everyone else and just not go away ever. Ali will lose another 10 pounds due to 'emotional distress and grief'. Paris Hilton will release photos of the both of them to show what great friends they were. Lindsay will become the greatest young actress ever with all her movies on constant rotation (which due to the fact she hasn't made many, how many times can one suffer Freaky Friday and Herbie?) UGHHH. Plus don't forget her singing career. Constant radio play as well.
The economy will suffer another dip as panel beaters and court employees lose their income stream and gold chains and bars won't be able to be purchased on bulk because her dealers won't have the money to spend up large until they find some other young starlet to fill the void ..... oh wait, nevermind
I don't have any problems w/Kelly, although I do wish she'd go w/a different haircolor; I don't think the lavender/gray is doing her any favors. And hey, at least she confirmed what we all strongly suspected about the vodka-in-water-bottles bit...she does have a point about at least being open about her drinking, although she needs to just not do it, OK? *wags finger in her direction*
ReplyDeleteI'm also not going to fault her on having a little meltdown over her brother--you may think you're coping just fine, and then all of sudden some piddly-ass thing happens and you just fall apart. Case in point: a couple of years back, a friend of mine (not an incredibly close one, but someone I knew and was fond of) had been ill for a long time, and yours truly, Miss Totally Obtuse, didn't realize just how sick she was until I found out on a Sunday that her cancer had spread, and they didn't expect her to last the week. Spent the rest of that day staqgering around in a state of shock; went to work the next day, and decided to hit the North End of Boston for some greasy Italian junk food at Galleria Umberto for lunch. When I got there, it turns out the one item I'd been jonesing for, the panzarotti (a stick of mozzarella covered w/mashed potatoes, rolled in crumbs & deep-fried), wasn't available anymore by the time I got to the head of the line. I thanked them nicely, wandered out of the joint, and promptly burst into tears: "My friend is dying, and I can't even get my goddamned panzarotti!" And yes, I knew at the time how stupid it was, but it was that last piece of straw on the camel that you just don't need... So no, I can't be too hard on Kelly this time out; here's hoping that she's pulled herself together now and has Jack's back now along w/the rest of the family.
@RJ - I totally agree with everything that you wrote. I don't know why, but none of the people you mentioned, Kelly Osbourne included, bother me. Katherine Heigl's canasta party attire bothers me, but I think she is pretty and her personality doesn't annoy me.
ReplyDeleteAlso, it seems like every time I turn on my tv all I see are people who are famous for no reason. It's annoying, but I like the fact that Kelly Osbourne doesn't take anyone's sh*t and also doesn't hide behind "exhaustion" stories. It's refreshing.
Last time I cared about something KO said, it was when she planned on getting rid of her tats - that she regretted doing at the time...blah blah blah
ReplyDeleteHowever, her mother kicked butt yesterday when the Talk went after Lisa Jo Druck aka Rielle Hunter. I am glad I have that on my DVR! I have never seen a show go after a POS "guest" since Rosie was on the View...loved them calling her on her crap and her innocent act...
Am I the only person who thinks Kelly looks like Mrs slocombe from the bbc show "Are you being served".
ReplyDeleteRobin, as ridiculous as it is, I relate to that story. Two months into my marriage, when my father in law got critically ill and managing his care fell on my husband and me, and then my husband got injured at work and then laid off because he couldn't go back to work at the time, I was "staying strong" while feeling lost at sea. Meanwhile, the strangest, littlest things could trigger a crying jag, because the big things I had to stay in control of. So while I didn't cry over a food order, I cried over plenty of other little life annoyances (once over my husband's complaint that the cats' litter box smelled bad, when I had JUST SCOOPED IT!).
ReplyDeleteBut Kelly? Well, alcoholics will always have an excuse as to why an incident is not proof of a problem; they can always come up with an explanation, and they will always be defensive about it. I get that vibe here.