In the scheme of all things Lindsay, Lindsay Lohan totaling her car and going to the hospital for an hour is pretty far down the list. By the time everyone got around to reporting that she had rear ended a semi (that could also be sexual innuendo. I shall save that for later.), she was already getting out of the hospital and on her way to work. They really work hard on those Lifetime movies. They just churn them out quickly and get them on the air. Did you know Lindsay's car was rented? See, her millionaire boyfriend is pretty smart. He knows that if he bought Lindsay a car that she would just try and sell it and tell him someone stole it. Should Lindsay even be driving? She says she was cut off. Do you see many semi-trucks cutting off people on the highway? Granted, this highway is usually more like a parking lot, which makes it even more unlikely that he could cut her off. Texting? Lighting a cigarette? Sleeping? Any of those could be why she "got cut off"
I am glad she is ok and she will probably have another $100K vehicle to destroy in a few days.
can't stand her..
ReplyDelete"Truck Driver Lindsay Lohan Hit Claims He Was Offered Bribe for His Silence"
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Ha. So what was in the bag she snuck off the site?
Does this count towards our pool of "when will Lindsay get in trouble next"? I said mid-summer, but I don't think this counts.
ReplyDeleteOh, and also, BAH HA HA HA HA!
Saw this in the NYPost this morning. Gorgeous Porsche all busted up in the front & Lindsay was driving with assistant in passenger seat.
ReplyDeleteHow the f@ck do you rear-end a semi?!?!!! Really???
At least we now know her assistant is as stupid as she is. What sort of an idiot would willingly get in a car with LiLo?
ReplyDeleteEnty, did you see the story on TMZ with the guy that she hit? He said he had no idea who she was, but she was trying to flee the scene, but he had already called 911. He said he saw her assistant picking up stuff (drugs I assume) and putting it in a bag and putting clothes on top. I guess the escalade following her offered to take him to an ATM and they would pay him off.
ReplyDelete.... Aaaannnddd now it looks like I'm off to Gawker, thanks!!
ReplyDeleteIf her boyfriend can afford to rent her the car, he can afford to also throw in a driver. 'Cause this bitch is a menace to society, especially behind the wheel. Who knows what this hag was doing besides paying attention to the road.
ReplyDeleteHey Enty, "rear ended a semi" could be sexual innuendo? My mind is going to really dark places on that note...
If this bitch who is a year younger than me, outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed. Especially since I'm a way better human being.
ReplyDeleteHer next accident needs to be her driving off into the ocean.
Lyndsey did nothing wrong. It was harmless sea jasper her assistant was putting in the bag. They offered the truck driver cash because Lyndsey has a heart of gold and felt bad about inconveniencing him. I'm just glad she is ok.
ReplyDeleteYou rear-end a semi when you're texting, lighting a cig, or basically not watching where you are going with your foot on the gas. This stupid twat is going to kill someone someday, and I hope the courts will ask themselves why they allowed her to keep her driver's license.
ReplyDeleteI love how things are getting exponentially worse for her now that the truck driver is talking. Hahahahaha!
Enty, an attorney, knows better than most that in California, the rear end-er is almost always found at fault, unless you have pretty good witnesses saying you were cut off.
ReplyDeleteI hope the hospital tested her for drugs and alchohol.
Tick tock
ReplyDeleteAccident waiting to happen, and proves it one way or another again and again at regular intervals. I'd hate to be her.
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ReplyDeleteLindsay is that you? How sneaky of you to misspell your own name.
Haha strawberrygirl. Judging from her past actions, I don't think it would be at all surprising for LL to misspell her own name.
ReplyDeleteThe one thing that really pisses me off about this (well, there are many, but...) is how she high-tailed it out of there, leaving her poor assistant to deal with the aftermath. Again. Why the hell would anyone want to work for her - they are literally putting their life on the line. If you saw some of the pics, it was the passenger side that was completely crushed. This assistant should quit immediately, and get in line and sue her ass.
ReplyDeleteShe was probably talking to her assistant and not paying attention to the traffic. It's easy to get in an accident in LA if you're not watching the road.
ReplyDeleteWhat was in the bag? It sounds like she had something to hide. Whatever it was should have been hidden under the clothes in the bag before they started driving.
PS If someone were to start a fund to launch LL into space, with a guarantee that she would never return, I would give the first $5.00. Throw the mother in and I'd make it a ten.
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ReplyDeleteHow can one person get into so many car accidents and still be driving? Boggles the mind!
ReplyDeleteWhat pisses me off is that she still has her license.
ReplyDeleteI think it's everywhere that the one who rear ends (ha!) is found at fault, unless you have proof and witnesses. If an 18-wheeler had cut her off, with that power her car would have taken quite a spin, and be injurious.
I would get the hell out of LA County if I were her. Even if she can ooze her way out of getting popped for this, there has got to be a lynch mob mentality brewing against her in the SoCal LEO community. I mean, even in Hollywood, there's only so far you can push things.
ReplyDeleteHow does she still have a driver's license?
ReplyDeletePCH at noon on a weekday is NOT a parking lot. People speed about 20-30 miles over the speed limit regularly. It wouldn't surprise me at all if Lilo was driving at 75mph and ran into the semi while she was changing lanes....,.while on pills.
ReplyDeleteCan't her probation be revoked if it's proven she did try to flee the scene?
They'll never be able to prove she tried to flee the scene. It's a "he said, she said" thing. And we've seen time & time again the courts believe Lindsay over, well... everyone.
ReplyDeleteBet they did not even test her for anything. I had bet Mothers Day so can I have a second chance and say Fathers Day.
ReplyDeleteOh holy hell...that gawker photo will give me nightmares
ReplyDelete@ chopchop - she was long gone by the time the police arrived. The people in the second car took her to the hospital.
ReplyDeleteWhich is suspicious - they dumped this mysterious bag. She was adamant about not getting into the ambulance.
ReplyDeleteShe's probably back on everything they took her off of last year...starting with Adderall ...
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ReplyDeleteI rearended a sausage truck once when I was a teenager (my first and only accident) - I wasn't speeding but it was raining really hard and I hydroplaned into the back of him. I got a ticket for driving too fast for conditions (which I deserved) - the thing that sucked though was that by the time the cops got there it had stopped raining. Ugh. I'm still living that one down.
ReplyDeleteI wish someone would just throw this bitch in jail and throw away the key. She's a menace to society.
A comment I saw elsewhere:
ReplyDeleteA train wreck hits a semi. How apropos.
How in the world does an 18 wheeler cut someone off?
ReplyDeleteOn the planet where I live they turn on their signal and wait until it's very VERY clear for them to move over.
I read an interview with someone from Lifetime yesterday confirming the second car was from them. Apparently Lifetime sends a car to pick up LiLo every morning, but when the car got to her house Friday morning, she stated she wanted to drive herself. So Lifetime's car just following hers. Hopefully Lifetime will insist that she doesn't do any more driving.
ReplyDeleteFrom what I gather, Lindsay was partying at Chateau Marmont the night before. The Escalade was probably sent to pick her up (I assume she was late, unless Lifetime has 12:00 calls for filming). She probably refused to be driven. The area in which she crashed has a light, so traffic stopped and her being crack distracted didn't see that happen. All reports point to her driving, until she tweets that she was not. They probably tried to pay the truck driver off to say Lindsay was not driving (I've seen pictures of her driving her "assistant" around, so I assume that is a common thing). She needs to go away.
ReplyDeleteFilmmaking isn't a 9 to 5 job. Call times can be anytime of the day. A 1pm call time would be indicative of getting one daylight set-up, a sunset set-up.
DeleteJust one m ore year and she can finally join the 27 Club.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I said it.
Hopefully Lifetime will insist that she doesn't do any more acting.
ReplyDeleteUmmm, I don't think I've ever seen an 18 wheeler on the PCH. Aren't trucks that big banned from there?
ReplyDeleteOther sources called it a "dump truck" which sounds more plausible.
The producer of the LIFETIME movie was apparently quoted as saying, "Why was she driving?" It's in her contract, apparently, to be driven to and from the set (hence the Escalade behind them.) I'm pretty certain that would be a part of her insurance conditions. The reason the film did not shoot in Canada as planned was she was uninsurable there. If I were the company holding the E&O policy on this film, I'd be looking into this accident very closely.
Predictions: 1) LL will try and blame the truck driver 2) The limo driver (Escalade Driver) and assistant will swear that it was the assistant, not LL, driving the car; 3) other witnesses will come forward and claim otherwise....and 4) nothing will happen to Lindsay.
Clatie, throw in the Father and I'll match your $10.
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ReplyDeleteUpdate from TMZ:
ReplyDelete"... Lindsay feels the 18-wheeler cut her off.
But when we asked James, the driver of the semi-truck, about that idea ... he emphatically denied it and claims he has multiple witnesses that saw Lindsay "flying" down the highway. James says he couldn't have cut Lindsay off because he was already in the right lane when the accident occurred.
James previously told us Lindsay's people tried to bribe him at the scene of the accident in an effort to keep him quiet about the whole thing."
http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/09/lindsay-lohan-crash-fault/
After all the tickets, DUI's, accidents, is her car insurance less than 10 thousand dollars a year at this point? It would be a miracle if it was less than that.
ReplyDeleteSilence, you idiots...
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't an accident. It was method acting.
You see, Lindsay desperately wants to get an award, and she's already got in mind the Lifetime follow-up movie to Lez & Dick, named Pier & Jim, the story of the relationship between model and actress Pier Angeli and James Dean.
Lindsay will actually stun people when she actually gets the part of James Dean in this one. But it takes dedication, so she had to total a Porsche to really feel what it's to be James Dean.
Let's hope the final TV movie in the trilogy is completed, Jayne and Mickey. The car accident should be even more interesting in this one.
Why the hell is she even driving? You would think the L&D production would put the kibosh on everything because of insurance. I'm actually surprised they could get a completion bond because of that crazy bitch.
ReplyDeleteNot only did CLove cough up her own insurance dough for Flint, she had to piss in a cup every day to prove she was clean...
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ReplyDeleteI had to put down my dog today because she had a malignant tumor that went to her lungs and was suffering, so FUCK Lohan. Yeah, that was inappropriate, but I don't know where else to channel my grief right now.
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ReplyDeleteI am so sorry!!!
Oh MadLyb, my heart goes out to you.. I'm so sorry.
ReplyDeleteMadlyb, I'm so sorry to hear that. I'm a big dog lover, so that breaks my heart. Lohan is a pile of shit. She'll get hers in the end.
ReplyDeleteThank you sweeties. You don't know how much your words mean to me right now. My dog was the most stubborn, incorigible, ornery, but sweetest beastie. My Chow. We had some good times together - long hikes in the mountains, 4 walks a day, until just a couple weeks ago, my throwing pillows at her after she'd get loose before work and make me chase her in high heels all around the neighborhood. You dog lovers understand.
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ReplyDeleteI am so sorry for your loss!
The fact that Lilo still draws breath when other more special people are taken from cancer, disease, and tragedy makes me want to vomit. I know someone who fought a REALLY long hard battle with colon cancer and lost her life at 46!! 46 !!! She tried so hard to live and we use to mix her chemo and She THANKED us. Can you imagine someone thanking you for mixing their chemo???
Then we have the stupid, wasteful, ungrateful bitches like Lilo?? Makes me want to rip out her extensions by the roots.
Awww, I'm so sorry, MadLyb. Get a dartboard with LL's picture, and start throwing those darts. She deserves more than a few pokes in the face.
ReplyDelete@MadLyb: I'm really sorry to hear about your Chow. Only someone who has been through it can understand.
ReplyDelete@Angela: That's an excellent forecast! She can practice her Craft and go out in a blaze of glory at the same time.
I'm so sorry for your loss MadLyb. As a fellow Chow Chow lover (we know they are the best dogs around!), I understand your devastation.
ReplyDeleteoh MadLyb, I am so sorry! I love my furbabies too and it sucks when that shit happens. Why can't losers like LiLo get the tumors instead of your Chow. Sucks.
ReplyDeleteLiLo is so stupid, like helloooo - not only is rear-ending someone automatically your fault but you're also supposed to keep enough space in front of you so you don't crash if someone stops short etc. So her bullshit excuse don't fly. If someone changes lanes, stops quickly, WHATEVER, it's still your fault if you crash into them because you were going too fast and weren't paying attention - that's the law here in California. (Not that they'll do anything to the beyotch).
I hope they let her off with a simple decapitation.
ReplyDelete@MadLyb so sorry for your loss.
ReplyDeleteAs for the 27 club you have to be talented to be considered a member.
Madlyb: my heart goes out to you. So sorry to hear you lost your puppy love. Know how lucky she/he wS to have such a caring owner.
ReplyDelete@MadLyb - I'm so sorry. That's got to be hard...! The short one and I send you hugs (I know that's not good enough but it's all I've got).
ReplyDeleteNot for nothing, but TMZ's posts on Lindsay are getting a little ridiculous. First she claims the driver cut her off (he said that wasn't possible, as he was in the right-hand lane), then she called him a liar when he spoke up and said he was offered money to keep quiet, and now, in their latest post, Lindsay is claiming her "brakes failed."
ReplyDeleteRight. She needs to shut up and not plead her case in the press.
MadLyb, I am so sorry! I lost my best kitty friend Friday morning, I know what you are going through....xo
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ReplyDeletewhy, HELLO Dina!
Hi madlyb, I 'm sorry for your loss. We put our beloved rottie down last month. She also had cancer that spread from stomach to thytoid. We miss her terribly but it was the right decision for her. Hang in there!!
ReplyDeleteSorry for your losses, Madlyb & ParisSucks & JeninRVA :(
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