I think Kris Humphries is very worried. So worried that he called in the FBI to complain about his non-girlfriend girlfriend, Myla Sinanaj, who he says is extorting him. She has e-mails and texts from Kris that could be very damaging to him. Do you think it might be about his marriage to Kim? What else could he have that is damaging? A playbook from the Nets? I guess it could be an STD or something. That would be damaging. Especially if he knew where he got it or who he gave it too. I can't think of much else that Myla could trade for a large amount of cash. Naked photos wouldn't do it, unless they were of Kris and Scott during the marriage or something.
Burp.
ReplyDeleteHe's a dipshit.
ReplyDeleteI guess if Obama is getting involved in traffic violations, it makes sense that the FBI would care about important stuff like this.
ReplyDeletei guess that in the e-mails he insulted Kim
ReplyDeleteI'm still assuming this all has to do with him wanting to look good for the divorce proceedings.
ReplyDeleteThat girl looks nasty. I don't say that often. I'm sure she has much more money than I do, so how does she manage to look so low-rent? Blech.
this guy seems dumber than a pile of rocks. yes, lets get the FBI in on this case. they have nothing better to do than to cater to a washed up reality star has been.
ReplyDeletethat's how I like to see my tax dollars spent.
His emails probably contain something about the marriage all being a fake, and that would violate his confidentiality agreement.
ReplyDeleteSeachica beat me to it.
ReplyDelete^ ditto Anotheramy. Gotta be something to do with the NDA between Kim and Kris.
ReplyDeleteI really don't want to feel bad for this guy, but he just seems legitimately stupid...
ReplyDeleteI agree with y'all that he does seem somewhat, oh, not smart. But "beautiful stupid people" is a category of human being that has brought a lot of happiness to my life over the decades, so I'll give him a pass. Call me, Kris, if you can find the numbers on the phone!
ReplyDelete@anita - how is Obama getting involved in traffic violations? If you're referring to the commerce secretary's accident, I haven't read anything about Obama calling the police about it.
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ReplyDeleteI think it refers to Amanda Bines asking the Pres to fire the cop in her dui traffic case???
@Seachica, it's what Sasha wrote. The Amanda Bynes thing.
ReplyDeleteAh, I had already forgotten that story! Thanks for clarifying it for me
DeleteIf the marriage to Kim was fake, I am of the opinion that he knew it all along. So I'm guessing this non-girlfried girlfriend has proof of this. And since he's essentially trying to extort Kim at this point, that would put a wrinkle in his case, now wouldn't it? Kim K is a famewhore, but this guy is no better - and stupid besides.
ReplyDeleteI have always though Scott and Rob were awfully close. It would make sense Kris wanted in on the action too, Rob is a hottie.
ReplyDeleteI know there is a very slim chance that it was happened, but hey a girl can dream right?
ReplyDeleteI think Myla got greedy, and asked for too much money for her silence. This is just a pre-emptive strike to silence her. I doubt she has anything of real value. Given that Kanye insulted Kris in a song, her pillow talk couldn't be worth much.
ReplyDeleteBut it serves Kris right, why would he date anyone who models their look after a Kardashian?
pot meet kettle.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's about Mama Kris Jenner's casting couch. When they were interviewing guys to be Kim's mate, perhaps they had to go through Kris first. If she approved of their sexual skills, then they had a chance with Kim.
ReplyDeleteOk, I'm grossing myself out with this one. As I'm trying to eat my lunch.
He wants an annulment from Kim on the basis of fraud. This woman looks to me like one of the Kardashians -- is anyone sure she isn't part of the extended family somehow trying to extort him, or on behalf of them? Only half kidding here.
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to diss him. Extortion is extortion, and his tax dollars pay the FBI's salaries too. Personally, I think Kim is a snake and see this as an indication that he's learned that too.
ReplyDeleteHe's an idiot.
ReplyDeleteAnd a clarification on why the FBI would be involved...if the extortion involved electronic communications, it's a federal crime.
I don't think he's so much an idiot as he is unsophisticated regarding fame, money, and the ruthlessness that often accompanies the two.
ReplyDeleteYes I agree that it sounds like something the FBI does do, for a lot of people not just celebs.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't mean I care about this particular person LOL
ITA with Cathy. He seems legitimately stupid.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like every single girl on TLC's My Big Fat Gypsy American Wedding. Black hair, spray tan and tons of black eyeliner. Does she use the word "bling" excessively? If so, she's a gypsy.
ReplyDeleteHe sure can pick 'em.
ReplyDeleteQ: Why did Kardashian University file for bankruptcy?
ReplyDeleteA: Never had any class...
The FBI? Seriously? What a neurotic paranoid thing to do....
ReplyDeleteWhat could have scared him so much? Is she threatening him? What does she know about him? I'm thinking it must be something pretty bad for him to want to go to the government to shut her up.
Macvixen's got it, he probably told her that he knew it was all fake to begin with, that's why the quick nda, which puts a big hole in his lawsuit against Kim that he was suckered and he's a victim, wahhh. Thus effectively ending his pay day. Idiot.
ReplyDeleteKris, you need to stay away from all women for a while, man.
ReplyDelete@Brian: Rim shot!
ReplyDeleteIf someone is harassing you across state lines, only the Feds can put all the charges together to prosecute properly.
ReplyDeletei think most extortion/blackmail/kidnapping is handled by the Feds too.
He's a jackass, but he DOES have legal council, and I think he knows how to call local police too.
Oh please I have no respect for any grown adult that constantly plays the victim part. Oh poor me Kim K took advantage. Then Kim K look alike trashy girl who slept with me within 5 seconds of meeting me took advantage of me. Yeah big shocker.
ReplyDeleteHe knew the marriage was fake, but he got sucked in and thought he had a chance to keep things going with Kim. Nope, she dumped him after K&KTNY ended and irrationally he felt made a fool of. Although he knew it all along. That's why he's still trying to save face and accuse Kim of fraud. Because he knows it was a fraud but the proof cannot be displayed. Due to the confidentiality agreements he'd signed. Kris and his team are looking for a loophole or a way to expose Kim but they can't find it and won't find it. He told this Myla person and now they're no more and he's afraid she will rat him out. Easy. Kris, give it up already. The public is not buying your sob story.
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