Kris Humphries Says He Knew Kim Kardashian Was Cheating
Kris Humphries has never been and will never be the brightest tool in the shed. I think it might be because he is too tall and the neurons take too long to fire. He is just realizing right now that he was married to Kim Kardashian. See what I mean. Slow neurons. Anyway, Kris told that Myla person he was or was not dating but was definitely having sex with that he knew Kim was cheating on him with Kanye West because Kanye was such a close family friend but was not invited to the wedding. In a way that doers make some sense. I wonder who helped him put that string of logic together because I bet he didn't do it himself. I really hope Kris is saving every penny of the money he makes in basketball because it's going to be really tough to have to watch him do anything that requires more than an 8th grade education.
I'd question Humphries' intelligence rather than casting aspersions on his educational level, the two not necessarily being the same thing. I mean, seriously, would anyone with even the brains of a fruit-fly ever considering marrying a Kardashian in the first place?
ReplyDeleteHe looks like an Ogre.
ReplyDeleteBTW Enty, shouldn't it be "sharpest tool in the shed" or "brightest crayon in the box"?
poor Kris all he wanted was a reality fame whore/porn star to live a simple life with him in Minnesota. How did it all go wrong so fast?
ReplyDeleteyes strawberry girl, that's what I was going to say. :)
ReplyDeleteHe was happy just dating her--then she popped out her flashy ring from Claire's and told him it would be fun to play around with the paparazzi--and the next thing you know he is standing at the altar in front of a tv crew saying I do--terrified that if any thing else came out of his mouth at that moment the entire family would pounce and turn on him like a pack of feeding hyenas. And that would have been far more entertaining to watch than the 'fairytale/princess' garbage that his ex wife insisted upon.
ReplyDeleteI think KK is pretty, but there's no way in hell i'd want a relationship with her other than just whoopie.
ReplyDeleteYeah, the more he talks the more everyone sees there is no way this marriage was his idea. This was like shooting fish in a barrel for the K clan.
ReplyDeleteI was convinced this "marriage" was arranged and a signed contract deal, but now I'm starting to wonder.
ReplyDeleteI think he's getting paid to say that. There is no way gay fish is tappin that ho.
ReplyDeleteI don't think he was innocent, but I do think he got in way over his head.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like a 3 year old as an adult caveman.
ReplyDeleteI was also going to comment on the *brightest* tool in the shed, unless of course all you care about is shiny tools. I'm a little confused about the tall thing having anything to do with brain activity. So you think he starts thinking at his toes?
ReplyDeleteI think he was used, may still be a foil for the K Klan, maybe for a much needed paycheck. He never had a chance against this group of grasping manipulators.
Kanye's My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is about Kim K (not Amber Rose). Kanye and Kim were a secret couple for a long time before they went public with the relationship.
ReplyDeleteKanye West is beyond GAY! If he's doing anything with Kim Assian, it's sorting through her shoes. He is a fashion vixen you know.
ReplyDeleteI always thought Kanye was gay. Now I think he's bisexual and loves Kim. Does Kim really love him or all of the lights?
ReplyDeleteI see what u did there...
DeleteOf course he knew because the entire wedding and marriage were a cynical, false construct from the beginning. Why does he even bother making statements like these?
ReplyDeleteI just have always thought this WHOLE entire issue (EVEN NOW) is a big fucking game. Everyone still getting media attention, everyone still getting paid.. Kim K and Kris H never even struck me as a matching couple. They never looked right together.. Ugg. TRASHTASTIC...
ReplyDeleteWow. Here I thought football was the only sport that produced brain injuries.
ReplyDeleteSuprise the hell outta me!
And the day that Kanye & Kartrashian are a real couple will be the day Humphries wins the Nobel Prizes for Astrophysics, Molecular Biology, and cures the common cold.
The two of them or if ya wanna throw in kanye, have combined IQ of 50.
ReplyDeleteKim and Kanye work because Kanye loves himself and Kim loves him for being famous. At the very least I hope their situation makes them happy.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure Ted Casablanca has a blind about Kim predating her Kris days. Supposedly they've been fucking for a while and Amber Rose has also claimed he cheated on her with kim.
ReplyDeleteHave you notice that Ted Casablanca has not had a blind item in three week. Also where it the marrigae Lincense, was it ever filed or did the minister did a fake marriage?
ReplyDeleteNot only do I not buy Kim and Kanye together, I have a hard time believing Kanye has genuine sexual or romantic relationships with anyone. Something about him just seems asexual to me.
ReplyDeleteHow in the world did Kris and Kim even get together in the first place? I just don't get it. I kind of feel sorry for this guy, but I don't know why I do. I am sure he signed on the dotted line for the $$ signs, just like everyone else in on this stupidity.
ReplyDeleteI don't know and I don't care.
ReplyDeleteI am not making money from their adventures and they do not send me anything at Christmas.
Therefore, they get zip from me.
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ReplyDeleteKris is way too dumb to have completely faked their relationship.
ReplyDeletePacker- yes I was wondering why Ted stopped posting blinds! He has done them for ages!!
ReplyDeleteOMG...c'mon...Kanye is gay. There was no cheating. This story is made up by the Humphries and Kardashian clan.
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