Kris Humphries is not very good at this dating thing. First he marries a former porn star for money and fame and now according to TMZ, he says his most recent girlfriend who was not really his girlfriend but just was sleeping with her and he had his lawyers contact her to make sure she told no one that she was his girlfriend and then accused her of extorting him says that actually his non-girlfriend ex-girlfriend is a hooker and ran women out of her hotel room too. This is the same hotel where she works. Well, the hotel investigated and decided Kris' accusations were crap and now she is suing him for defamation. Can't two people just go out and date and have sex and be in the tabloids without all this drama?
I agree Enty. That is just ridiculous!
ReplyDeleteGodamn he's dumb. I almost feel sorry for him for being so inept at living life. Almost. Hire a publicist - they'll save your ass a thousand times over. Or don't and continue to give us great stories.
ReplyDeleteGodamn he's dumb. I almost feel sorry for him for being so inept at living life. Almost. Hire a publicist - they'll save your ass a thousand times over. Or don't and continue to give us great stories.
ReplyDeletewhen you're below z-list you will do some pretty strange things to get some attention and everything in life is a money grab.
ReplyDeleteBut this is so much more interesting. He looks like an ogre.
ReplyDeleteI thought I was the only one that thought this
DeleteThis guy's picture is in the dictionary next to the word dope.
ReplyDeleteShe resembles Kim. He has lost any shred of sympathy from me for marrying that thing he married.
ReplyDeleteDumb, dope, doofus.
This can't be all there is to it - it's too weird! Perhaps the tv show and publicity has gone to his head and he really thinks he can pull this stuff off... I dunno, the whole thing doesn't seem right.
ReplyDeleteHe definitely has a type. The girl he was dating before Kim K. looked just like that, too.
Lots of girls look like Kim. I'm so sick of the black hair, orange skin and tons o' black eyeliner.
ReplyDeleteThat said, the tabloids (and blogs) could just not pay attention.
Maybe he needs to re-evaluate his own priorities and quit dating people that look plastic.
ReplyDeleteYou do not dip your pen(is) in the crazy ink.
ReplyDeleteA lot of his ex's also look like his sister (to me anyway)
ReplyDeleteHis taste in women is skeevy. Just like he is. I saw him on some interview after his fakeup with trashian and his mom was talking for him and he was staring into space with his mouth open. It was hilarious because kim knew all along how stupid he was i mean hes dumber than her. Thats why she married him.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad she's suing him. That's a really spurious accusation. You don't accuse people of pandering or human trafficking just to be spiteful. These are serious crimes. Idiot.
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ReplyDeleteSorry for the double post!
ReplyDeleteI believe she could very easily run a prostitution ring out the hotel where she works and not have hotel "bigwigs" know. Unless one of them calls to become a client, they would not realize that a rented room (or a room occupied "of the books") is being used that way. I don't know whether she was, of course, and I do know he's stupid, but I'm weighing in that this is FAR from impossible.
ReplyDelete*off the books
ReplyDeleteSorry
He is dumber than a box of rocks.
ReplyDeleteBut I can't fault him on the fact that he has a "type." Most of us do. If you look at any of my exes and my current boyfriend you will see that most of them look fairly similar (I like a very tall, big guy with shaved heads and goatees, and tats are a plus).