Kim Kardashian Trips Over Her Nose

Did you know that Kim Kardashian is a private person? Do you know that she likes to keep her personal life private? You know, that's why she only broadcast her wedding on a cable network and did not go for one of the big four networks. Privacy. I could always tell she was a sucker for privacy. Sex tape? She could have released it into theatres all over the world. She didn't. She just sold it to people for home use. Privacy. Who she dates? She always keeps it private. She could walk red carpets seven nights a week. She only does six though. Why? Privacy. In an interview Kim said the following: "I've kind of tried to adjust my life to have a little more private life. My life is very public and so I get that, but if you can choose to have a little bit of a private life I would choose that over other things now, where I probably wouldn't have before."

Be careful getting up from the floor. I know you just fell down laughing.