Kelsey Grammer and Kayte Grammer got married for the second time over the weekend in Vegas. This is kind of like when Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock kept getting married. Once they ran out of ways and places to marry, the marriage ended. Kelsey said he always wanted shotgun wedding photos. This would make the fifth time Kelsey has got married, but two of those were to Kayte so I guess that makes four wives total. I still think he has three or four more in him. Wives. At some point all of his ex-wives could make their own Real Housewives show. Oh, that would be good. Sitting around the dinner table while they all talked smack about him. Having Kelsey Grammer look-a-like contests. Watching marathons of Frasier while they guessed which guests he had sex with.
Was a giant flesh-eating spider the priest?
ReplyDeleteThe length of the marriage is inversely proportional to the number of ceremonies. I give this one 9 more months.
ReplyDeleteAnd Enty, I'd watch that RH show. You know it would be *good*.
What a fool he is. God forbid he take a moment to be introspective and ask why he needs to have 85 ex-wives.
ReplyDeleteI will never understand why people look up to (most) celebrities.
I'm glad I was married at the same Vegas chapel before Manboobs up there left his slimy DNA. He's a real piece of work, that one.
ReplyDeleteAww....how cute....they have matching bellies......
ReplyDeletePorno Lector may have been detained in Germany. I hope it's him.
ReplyDeleteSome people are incapable of being alone. Kelsey seems to be one of these people. Given his horrible childhood and early adulthood, it is a wonder he turned out as stable as he did. A compulsion to be loved and a few kinks in the bedroom are pretty tame compared to the tragedy and instability he's known.
ReplyDeleteMy husband could never be alone. I know that he adores me, but if I died tomorrow, I know that he'd be married again in a matter of months. Seriously, he couldn't handle being alone. I think his need for a partner goes back to his childhood, too. Due to his father's job, they moved every two years or so. Having to make and leave friends constantly is devastating for a child. Plus, he's an only child so that made it even harder.
@RJ - my husband is the same way. He hates living alone. Not sure why but he just prefers being married.
ReplyDeletei'd watch that show
ReplyDeleteI'd watch it too :)
ReplyDeleteHis neediness is SOOOO unattractive.
ReplyDeleteMy hubs was the opposite. He was a Buddhist monk for ten years. It took him a while to get use to marriage.
ReplyDeleteI always gave Kelsey a pass because his life has been so HARD. I mean geez the way the majority of his family died is incredible. I could not imagine what that would be like.
Martin Short is another entertainer whose family background was pretty sad too.
Lol, Enty...your mouth to Andy Cohen's ears. I'd for sure watch that Housewives show.
ReplyDeleteKelsey has had a freakin tragic life but at some point I think everyone has to admit...hard life or not...it's left him pretty much a tool...and he needs some poor sucker of a woman to hold him together--and he pays very dearly when he finds her.
More about Martin Short please.
ReplyDeleteLet's face it. He's a tool.
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ReplyDeleteMartin Short lost both of his parents before the age of 20. His eldest brother died in a car accident when he was 12. His mother died of cancer when he was 17 and his father died from a stroke at 19.
They're having twins though!
ReplyDeletehttp://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/2012/06/kelsey-grammer-marries-kayte-grammer-second-time
Kelsey Grammer has a long history of drug and alcohol problems as well as many wives and rumors of abuse, infidelity, sexually transmitted disease and flat out kink. Ive often wondered if he would get as many passes without Frasier Crane demeanor and accent.
ReplyDeleteOh MAN! Thanks Enty....now I have no choice but to pine away for that show.......it would be fanTAStic!!
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