If you are dating Jenny McCarthy and want naked photos of her, apparently she does not make you go to Google. She is willing to snap away and send them to you. Of course the downside is that anyone in her contact list could also end up with one. On The Wendy Williams Show which is the best show ever, Jenny says that her son had an abscess on his tooth and called his dentist who wanted a photo of the tooth. So, Jenny hit send and instead of a photo of the tooth, she sent a naked photo of herself to her 80 year old dentist.
Here is where I maybe don't believe her story. What 80 year old dentist is still working? But, lets say her dentist loves his job or was married six times and needs the money to live, how many 80 year olds do you know who are saying send the photo to my phone so I can take a look at it. It is a great story though and I go through phases were I really love Jenny and others where she she just gets to be too much.
Yea I'm pretty sure a dentist can't do a damn thing about your tooth just by looking at a picture. My ass would be at his office at 8 AM.
ReplyDeleteAlso, you'd be surprised how many older dentists keep working after selling their practices or partnership interests. I worked for a long time at a law firm that specialized in dental practice transitions. Thrilling work, I tell you.
Gives new meaning to "open wide!"
ReplyDeleteI don't believe her.
ReplyDeleteShe'll say anything, won't she? And if she just took the photo, she'd have the option right there to send that photo.
ReplyDeleteSo she's either too dumb to know how to use her phone (quite possible) or she's lying but still trying to seem sexy and outrageous (quite possible).
Aaaaaand she's who some people have have taken serious medical advice from.
Keeping naked photos with family photos is an accident waiting to happen. I don't doubt that she did it, but I question why she's sharing this info with everyone.
ReplyDeleteGlad someone else thought this was a weird story - if you're calling the dentist, he probably needs to see you - what good is a photo going to do? Has anyone, ever, complained to a dentist about something and then had the dentist say "oh no, that's nothing to worry about, no need to come by"?
ReplyDeleteJM has always rubbed me the wrong way, I'm not a fan. And I don't want to see her naked again.
I'm sure the age thing was an exaggeration. He's probably more like 60. That's not why I don't believe her. I don't believe her because how can you accidentally select a naked photo of yourself on your phone, add the recipient's address, and hit send without even realizing you don't have the photo of your son's tooth? If she has an iPhone, it's kind of tough to accidentally send the wrong photo unless you're drunk or half asleep.
ReplyDeleteSounds a little suspect to me.
ReplyDeleteShe's always rubbed me the wrong way too.
She is a nut job. Calling out Jim Carrey for not maintaining contact with her kid was just using her kid to grab headlines. No dentist says "snap a shitty photo with your cell phone and I will check it out." and who the hell would trust an 80 year old to work on your teeth with a drill?? fucking liar.
ReplyDeleteThis trick is so desperate for any kind of relevance. I don't believe anything she says. She was kinda fun in the 90's, but now she's just pathetic.
ReplyDeleteSince we already knew she's a full-blown moron, this isn't terribly surprising.
ReplyDeleteI call BS doubt it happend or maybe she heard a similiar story and co-opted it for herself and embellished it. You know, like Tim Pope of AGT.
ReplyDeleteHave to agree with Unknown. An 80 year old dentist would scare me. I'm a total ageist when it comes to medical stuff now.
ReplyDeleteSuch BS! Unless her dentist has the same name as her boyfriend when she was typing in his name in the "To" then she was either a) high and had no idea what the hell she was doing in the first place (which wouldn't surprise me), or b) making the whole damn thing up because nobody wants to hear how she "cured" her son's autism but still claims he's autistic, and Jim Carey didn't respond to her media bashing of him a couple of weeks ago.
ReplyDeletePut the coke down and step away.....
In all fairness to the dentist, I know of a gentleman in the Boston area who was still practicing, and doing a very good job, until he died in his late 90s--he was the father-in-law of one of my former employers. Just because you're getting up there doesn't mean you're incompetent, you know...
ReplyDeletemy former dentist worked on me (and most of my family) until he was well into his 70's...fine dentist and I would still see him if he didnt retire. That being said, JM rubs me the wrong way and I dont believe her.
ReplyDeleteUnless she goes on a media tour and recants every harmful, scientifically insupportable thing she's ever said about vaccines, I will loathe her forever.
ReplyDeleteShe's worse than stupid: she managed to make her own ignorance contagious to others. And sadly there's no vaccine for that.
Naked iPhone photos are only interesting when they are the first naked photos of the subject released to the public. There are a billion naked photos of Jenny McCarthy around from her Playmate of the Year years & in every one of them she is 20 years younger than the person pictured on the iPhone. She owes that imaginary 80 year old dentist an apology and a back issue of Playboy with the earlier and much better pictures in it.
ReplyDeleteHer story is BS!
ReplyDeleteMy family doctor is probably 90 years old.
ReplyDeleteI used to like Jenny, but she just gets on my nerves now.
Ugh.
ReplyDeleteIt's not that I don't believe she didn't send it or that an 80 year old is still practicing, but what shocked me most was someone that age requesting pictures by text. Most of the elderly I know are pretty adverse to technology. My dentist is probably in his late 60's early 70's and no way in hell would he do this.
ReplyDeleteMy dentist is pretty close to 80. He has to be since he graduated from college in 1957. So that makes him about 76? In any case, he's AMAZING! Not only do I trust him with a drill, I'm convinced he could fix anything in my mouth with a pick and some floss. There are younger dentists in his practice, but I'll be sad when he retires!
ReplyDeleteThat being said, he's old school and while his dental practice has all of the latest technology, I doubt he's texting!
ReplyDeleteLying little liar. Another week, another PR stunt. And in no way can you get a phone/camera inside your mouth in a position where it can take a pic unless it was teeny weeny. No dentist is ever going to ask that. If the tooth was growing outside his mouth.....fair enough!
ReplyDeleteI'm totally on board with figgy. This woman is a POS, and I don't believe a word she says. About anything.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Dr. Red Duke is a trauma surgeon here in Houston. Still practices, and he'll be 84 in November. I'd have no problem with him working on me. Dude's forgotten more about medicine than most doctors will ever know, and his hands are still rock-steady. He's a BOSS.
Texshan, I remember Dr. Red Duke! He used to do segments on the news when I was growing up in SA! He is a boss. Very cool Texas accent to boot.
DeleteShe has always been over the top. I remember watching singled out and totally hating her stupid facial expressions... sticking out her tounge and pointing to her ass while picking her nose. I will always see her that way.
ReplyDeleteI can't tell you the number of times I've done the same thing.
ReplyDeleteThere is something about her (always has been) that makes me uncomfortable. It's like she's always trying too hard or something.
ReplyDeleteYeah. Not buying this story at all. The only part I think is true is that they have an old dentist.
ReplyDeleteSeriously! My in-laws went to their family doctor who was in his 80s. Came time for my father in law to schedule a checkup and nobody picked up the phone when he called. He went to the office and it was empty- so he did a google search. Turns out he'd died and the office managers just shut down the office instead of contacting his patients.
But a lot of dental offices will email you reminders, which usually puts their address in your contacts. If she'd just told a story about trying to send her boyfriend a sexy picture, but she had a case of fat fingers and picked the wrong name... that would have been believable. Instead, she was trying way too hard to make it a funny story.
its like the kimkardashian sex tape in one frame
ReplyDeleteJenny does get on my nerves but the bigger problem here is she needs to run as fast as she can from Brian Urlacher. Although he is nice looking, he has been with Paris Hilton.
ReplyDeleteFrufra, glad you remember him! He's a true character. Very old-school Texas. Like I said, dude's older than dirt and I would still rather have him treat me after an accident than any of the young 'uns they have running around.
ReplyDeleteShe's lying. It either wasn't the dentist or the dentist isn't 80. It was a come-on, someone busted her (does she have a boyfriend?), so she made up the lie.
ReplyDeleteI'm not joking when I say my gynecologist is in his late 70's. I go now to send him a picture of my snatch that says, Do I have a yeast infection? TIA.
ReplyDeleteShe was in Costa Rica filming Love in the Wild, so a picture makes sense. My doctor has known me since a newborn and he was old as long as I can remember, and easily in his mid-late 70's. I've also accidentally sexted the wrong person. It happens, you might have looked at the 2 letters, mistaken two men. One might by your district manager, one might be your dentist :)
ReplyDeleteOoops...
ReplyDeleteI reckon she is just exaggerating his age - I do it all the time.
ReplyDeleteI remember telling my mother in law that I hated seeing 50 year olds who have moisturizer their faces all their lives but not their necks, thinking I was exaggerating but forgetting that I wasn't 20 anymore and that she was about 50. Should have said 80! Because now she's super paranoid about her wrinkly neck ;)
Not to worry - there are a million reasons she doesn't like me, she can just add this to the list!
Just proves she is an idiot and attention whore. Her show looks like crap too.
ReplyDeletehave a friend who's son is on a lot of meds. his shrink is (according to her) "at least 90". she likes him because he gives out scripts like candy and she doesn't have to go in, just call. calls him her "90 year old drug dealer".
ReplyDeletedo NOT believe this was an accident. didn't she do that to her son's teacher not to long ago?
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ReplyDeleteMarie, I've always been paranoid about neck wrinkles. When I was a little kid, my mom and grandmother both watched "Days of Our Lives" religiously. There was an actress on there who had really bad neck wrinkles. Her face was pretty and mostly unlined, but her neck just freaked me out. I always think about her when I moisturize, and you can bet the neck gets a healthy dose of lotion, too!
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