For months and months we have not heard a peep from Jennifer Aniston or Justin Theroux. Nothing. Not one black leather jacket and blue jean wearing matchy matchy couple photo. Nada. Then, one day the tabloids go crazy with split rumors and we get a full court love and romance blitz. Immediately they arrange for some photos together. The next thing you know they are on their way to Paris, but not before Justin gives an interview to Extra saying he is the happiest guy in the world and lucky and blah blah blah. Where was all this media blitz a month ago? Two months ago? I just find it really odd that the rumors happen and then they do all this. Yes, Justin is a co-writer on Rock Of Ages, but no co-writers go around doing publicity for a movie.
He may be a successful writer/actor/whatever, but every photo of him just screams sleaze bag to me. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteOh, wait, it's early, I forgot about the girlfriend of 14 years he dumped for Anniston. Confirmed class act, this one is.
ReplyDeleteOh he dumped his long term he for Jennifer, which is ok, but not ok for Brad to dump Jennifer for someone else.
DeleteDoes he wax his eyebrows? Does Jen have a movie coming out? The one they did together bombed.
ReplyDeleteI think they went under ground after the Pitt jolie engagement. Which was smart. People are so determined to keep that damn triangle alive it was their only good option.
ReplyDeleteMy eyes are killing me over here with this site's black background.
ReplyDeleteHenriette, don't know if he waxes them, but I think he's definitely dyeing them - again, yuck.
ReplyDeleteHollywood. All ego-maniacs needing constant attention and approval from the masses, yet we're the first ones they'd snub. They're all the same and the publicity game is a joke. It's been done so many times over and over by so many couples, that at this point all the couples look like desperate attention needy idiots.
ReplyDeleteI gotta add, I can't believe he and I are the same age (40). Shit, he's put some hard miles on that mug. My regular guy 40 year old husband looks 10 years younger!
ReplyDeleteWell I think he's sexy and they're a cute couple.
ReplyDeleteAgree! Wondering if other people are looking at the same man I am.
Delete@FSP, click the link located at the very bottom of the article where it says COMMENTS. That will launch a page with a white background.
ReplyDeleteI'm older than him? I'll be 42 in August and Jen is a year older and a half older than me. Wow! She looks younger than him, and she smokes up the kazoo.
ReplyDelete@angel - That's what I've been doing, but going back and forth between the 2 is what's causing the problem. Black. White. Black. White.
ReplyDeleteI kind of like them together. Who knows.
ReplyDelete@FSP, right click on the article title at the top and choose 'Open link in new tab' then. That will open a page with a black background.
ReplyDeleteHaha yep, by now I can predict everything her PR guy plans.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Rock of Ages, I saw the extended preview for that in the theater last night and it looked epically horrid. Like, laughingstock horrendous.
ReplyDelete@angel - that's a definite solution for this site. Unfortunately other websites I use for "work" are all white. Thank you for the suggestions though.
ReplyDeleteI think they are a good couple, they dont bother me. *shrugs*
ReplyDeleteAnd Rock of Ages looks like the biggest bomb ever, imo.
I am truly surprised so many of you think he's hawt - yet another confirmation that I have unusual taste in men :-). Diversity makes the world go round, I guess.
ReplyDeleteI think he is cute, too, but I liked him with facial hair. He would never be on my Top Ten list, though.
ReplyDeleteI just can't forget the skeeze he exuded on Six Feet Under.
ReplyDeleteOh, I love him. Absolutely. Charlie's Angels! Shirtless and walking through fire... my heart skipped a beat. And he was awesome on Parks & Rec.
ReplyDeleteI have a thing for bad boys, don't know if he's bad, but he definitely tries to look that way. the thing I try to ignore is that he's friends with Terry Richardson, and that dude's a skeezy mofo.
I truly feel sorry for her. I would love to know why she really can't keep a relationship going. It has to be something pretty big based on the number of men who have come and gone so quickly. She seems to be the type who falls hard and fast, and then gets her heart broken again and again. I have friends like that, and while there is nothing wrong with being passionate, you need to learn how to adapt to your situation.
ReplyDeletePerhaps she has one of those contracts we hear about so much with him. That would explain the sudden reconnection. "Uh-oh - we haven't been seen together in a while."
Wow Enty, I didn't know you had so much contempt for them!
ReplyDelete"Justin is a co-writer on Rock Of Ages, but no co-writers go around doing publicity for a movie.
ReplyDeleteThey do when they're dating Jennifer Aniston. It's their job to promote their projects. They disappeared because they had nothing to report, then they surface when they do. It's how it's always been. At least they have something to promote. There are the wastes of space who call the paps when they go anywhere.
I think he looks like David Copperfield in this pic.
I don't remember him on Six Feet Under. I'm going to have to look that up. And I think he looks a million times better without the face scruff.
ReplyDeleteI hope they stay together. He's a douche for dumping his gf for Jen, but who knows what the whole story is.
He was Brenda's neighbor, then boyfriend and they were going to have kids. Played French horn, liked her to tie him up and scold him, etc.
DeleteI like them together but time will tell if they stick. If he didn't marry his girlfriend after 14 years, chances are they were not going to get married; the relationship may have just become a habit. I think he's very good looking but not a fan of the leather jackets. I remember him from Mulholland Drive, but must have missed the Parks and Rec episode he was in, thought I'd seen all of them.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand his face he just gives me the skeeves....
ReplyDeleteI realize this is totally on me, but he looks too much like Ted Bundy for my comfort levels.
ReplyDeleteRe Rock of Ages, heard that TC gives a really good performance.
ReplyDeleteEnty used a really weird picture of these two, his head looks too big for his body here. As for Rock of Ages, that movie looks like a big stink bomb and the review I read was not kind.
ReplyDeleteJust read the other reviews coming in. All poor.
ReplyDeleteBreaking up with a girl/boyfriend is much different than cheating on your wife, divorcing and running off with the skank.
ReplyDeleteI looked up Six Feet Under - no recollection of this guy. Joe??
Rock of Ages looks great, had no idea this guy was a writer.
He def looks douchey. But after reading his wikipedia page, he is a pretty well educated and talented guy. Was watching American Psycho the other day - yep he was in that too.
ReplyDeleteAfter 14 yrs together, at his age, it was never gonna happen.
Justin was hotter than Bale in American Psycho. Absolutely gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteBoring and Boringer
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Ladies, please bear in mind that I'm married to a Ron Swanson look-alike. I am indeed a strange duck. Although when we met, he had a sweet mullet, giant cowboy belt buckles, and an old, rusted-out truck :-).
ReplyDeleteI thought the photo-op was because Wanderlust is coming out on DVD?
ReplyDeleteTV Junkie---Yes and yes! Sometimes you have to realize the problem is YOU and/or your choices in men (I had to do this for myself). I personally don't think she has ever wanted kids, and her womb I couldn't care less about. But I too really feel bad that she seems to flail in matters of LTRs. She seems to try so hard, it makes me sad.
@libby - ITA - don't think she wants kids. Think Brad did, obviously. It's split up many couples. But whatever, that was like 100 years ago. I agree w/your diagnosis of LTR disfunction in this one.
DeleteI'm an 80's baby so i don't know if animal house sold out on opening weekend? Does anyone recall? ROA seems like a cult favorite type film, not the official name of genre. hit or miss movie imo ill watch it for free on FX next year.
ReplyDeleteI really like them as a couple. That being said, whenever half of a celebrity couple raves about the other half in an interview, or they start getting really affectionate in public places, I wonder when they're breaking up or what they're promoting. I hope I'm wrong.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's as much her fault that she 'can't keep a guy' as it's made out to be. She goes on one date with a guy n the tabloids are screaming SHE'S IN LOVE! SHE IS HAVING HIS BABY! BRAD IS JEALOUS AND ANG STORMED OUT! When really... She just went out with someone.
ReplyDeleteI've been out on one or two dates with WAY more people than I consider to have been my boyfriends, and the tabloid over-reaction can't help matters. AND you have to take into account that people will go after her for her fame, so she has to weed those ones out too.
I mean, it's what, 10 years+ since she and Braf broke up? And how many actual boyfriends do you recall since then? Mayer, this guy, perhaps one other? But to make out she's so unlucky in love makes it sound like she's blowing through guys like tissue paper and can't get anyone to stick around.
Cameron Diaz has dated way more guys and isn't getting any younger but she doesn't have the same reputation. Is it because she didn't date Brad?
At the end of the day I guess I don't care that much, it's just the double standards that confuse me. Jen seems fun, I'd hang out with her. He is probably not too bad either.
Oh hahahah I just assumed his father was Paul Theroux....but he isn't.....
ReplyDeleteI still think he's hot...just not as much as I did when i thought his father was a writer.....meh
The split rumours aren't new, they've been around since they started out - in fact, they've been constantly circling Aniston ever since she dumped Pitt. Probably combining a romantic holiday with publicity for Rock of Ages premiere and Wanderlust coming out on DVD.
ReplyDelete@csproat, Paul Theroux is Justin's uncle.
Lotta people breakup with longtime mates when they meet someone new-get over it. Just cuz he aint pretty boy Brad Pitt, no reason to hate. Bet he never sez the Duhs and the Likes as much as braddy
ReplyDeleteLotta people breakup with longtime mates when they meet someone new-get over it. Just cuz he aint pretty boy Brad Pitt, no reason to hate. Bet he never sez the Duhs and the Likes as much as braddy
ReplyDeleteLotta people breakup with longtime mates when they meet someone new-get over it. Just cuz he aint pretty boy Brad Pitt, no reason to hate. Bet he never sez the Duhs and the Likes as much as braddy
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