In Touch Says Kate Middleton Is Pregnant
The tabloids have finally decided that Jennifer Aniston is not going to give them the baby they want and are a combined 0-65,238 in Jennifer Aniston pregnancy predictions. Faced with those odds they have gone to royalty as their new go to pregnancy story. Although this is only the 23rd time Kate has been declared pregnant, it is the first time since US Weekly put her on the cover nine months ago to say she was 3 months pregnant that a cover story has announced she is pregnant. I would imagine over the next year there will be a nice steady rotation of Kate being pregnant on covers. You and I know it may or may not be true, and you may get tired of them, but they sell really big. Jennifer would not have been pregnant that many times on covers if the issues didn't sell. You don't ever see Christina Aguilera pregnancy baby bump stories. Why? No one cares and won't buy it. I guess with Kate, they will. The tabloids need to find someone.
Seriously, show me a scandal rag that hasn't said she is pregnant.
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't even look like a baby bump, they cloth is just folded.
ReplyDeleteAnyone who saw her at the Jubilee celebrations knows that there is no bump!
ReplyDeleteMaybe she finally ate a sandwich? #ItsBloat
ReplyDeleteHah. AuntJess - I was just coming to say she needs to poop. :P
ReplyDeleteI'm glad that Enty has something interesting to say (re: tabloids) instead of Celebitchy's Kaiser who lives to criticize Duchess Kate (even insinuating that she is TOO chummy with Prince Harry).
ReplyDeleteFunny that a comment I made saying that I was tired of Kaiser's vendetta against the Duchess never made it through moderation.
Yeah, that's not a bump, and also, it looks a little weird--photoshopped, maybe.
ReplyDeletethey also say Angie or Jen are pregnant every week.
ReplyDeleteYawn
ReplyDeleteShe is just borrowing Beyonce's bump.
ReplyDeleteHee hee.
In Touch is quoting the Weekly World News whose headlines also include:
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They totally Photoshopped Pippa's butt over her stomach.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm glad it's just Facebook that's ending and not the world ending EARLY. I've got a couple trips planned.
ReplyDelete@nunaurbiz, Beyonce's bump is the first thing I thought of when I saw that, so I guess that settles it - she's not pregnant ;)
ReplyDeleteExactly Andrea. Anyone who saw Kate at the Jubilee mass, etc, on Tuesday in that beige dress saw what a stick figure she is. I'm a bit worried about her, she looks so very thin lately.
ReplyDeleteAmber ha! Lol!
ReplyDeleteNot to be picking at the DoC but I thought she was just too thin to get pregnant anyway. Shrugs
I saw pictures from the Jubilee, and no, she's not.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised they didn't draw one of those white circles around that photoshopped bulge! I really hate the word "bump" by now. She really is much too skinny.
ReplyDeleteshe had a pistachio. Leave her alone.
ReplyDeleteOh, God, above comment made me laugh tooooo hard.
ReplyDeleteI too am disturbed at the bile directed at Catherine (especially at CB). It's like no one remembers how hard Diana had it, trying to marry into that family and spotlight. They forget Diana threw herself down the stairs and became bulimic from the pressure. And Diana was royal from birth!
ReplyDeleteIf you hate the monarchy, fine, but Catherine is the LEAST responsible for that institution.
The media is never going to leave her alone. They will just alternate baby bump covers from Kate to Jennifer. Lots of people want her to be pregnant cause thats what married women do or at least thats what they want u to do.
ReplyDeleteLibby have you seen the Daily Mail coverage? She's either spending too much or wearing the same items too many times. She can't win! I do think she's a bit too thin-very actually-but I imagine its stress. Also can I just say I CAN'T STAND when people still call the DoC "Kate Middleton".
ReplyDeleteI agree, AuntJess. Catherine can't win. She & William took a long time before they got married---she's somehow 'faulty' for that reason (like it's bad to really KNOW who you're marrying, especially when you have to be Queen someday? And with his mother & father's example? And with his 'duty' to not be a cheating JERK that Charles was? Cwazy kids).
ReplyDeleteAnd I get really tired of sites & tabs cherry-picking bad photos and deciding that William doesn't love her, or she's banging Harry, etc. The pressure on them is just mean! Being newly married and trying to get preggo is hard enough without such compassionless scrutiny ALL THE TIME.
One last thing---CB is especially OBSESSED with whether Catherine has hair extensions. What a scandal! If I had to look perfect and have my picture taken all the time, i might have them too. WTH is wrong with that? It's not like she got stripper-sized bolt-on tits or something.
Libby agreed on all fronts. The only thing I just can't with is diana's ring. To me its Filled with such bad joojoo. OT: I also just finished reading Tina Brown's book-Charles and Camilla's ass must still be scorched. As well it should be. Camilla DeVille had the jewels to say that Diana was "bonkers"! Bitch you were fucking her husband! How was she supposed to act?
ReplyDeleteI too went on Celebitchy the other day and got smacked for calling the Willis girls "unfortunate" looking. What is with that blog? Pass.
ReplyDeleteAnd I sincerely think that's her real hair. They don't normally do extensions in the UK as much as here and all her older pictures her hair looks the same as now. She just has good hair. Jealous much?
I know AuntJess & Sherry, ITA.
ReplyDeleteWilliam is sensitive to what happened with his mother, and has been slowly easing Catherine into her life. They forget it took Diana almost 15 years, two sons, and a divorce to become who she was.
I hope DoC gets preggo asap, if only to shut up the critics who bitch that she's not doing enough yet. And I hope her first is a tall ginger girl named Diana---Didn't they change the gender rule of succession? A future Queen Diana would be such a lovely poke in the eye to the Windsors who treated Di like a brood mare then threw her away.
(Although my bet if they have a girl first is 'Victoria Elizabeth'. Let's start a wagering pool!)
I don't think she's pregnant... But I love her. Always stylish, looks GREAT without having to show her tits and ass all the time, doesn't run around causing trouble.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, she's a great example of how to act like a lady without coming across as stuffy.
Loved her from the start, and it was solidified when she and Wills broke up and she acted exactly as she should have: skirts got a little shorter without being trashy, she kept her mouth shut and was photographed with a smile on her face.
Good girl.
With Kate, the tabloids will get lucky and be right sometime this year. Wills & Kate got their one year grace period - now it's time to spit out a royal heir and a spare.
ReplyDeleteMy husband saw her picture on the cover of People and claims he can tell that she's pregnant.
ReplyDelete@Sherry extensions are huge in the UK. The vast majority of women with long hair have them
ReplyDeleteagree with you guys that she gets too many negative criticism
ReplyDeleteits no wonder gossip mags will focus on her because she'll eventually get pregnant, or that's whats 'expected', unlike aniston
but I dont have any problems in people calling her Kate Mid. First in my culture we dont addopt our husbands surnames + as a republican I wont acknowledge titles (duchess, pricess, etc etc)
"libby said...
ReplyDelete"And Diana was royal from birth!"
No she wasn't.
I'm an American and I LOOOOOOVE her!
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine how humiliating and on guard you would feel to be constantly worried in public about bending wrong, wearing the slightest improperly fit clothing and have pics blown up of your problem areas (not that Kate has any) with freaking arrows pointing at them just to make sure you wont miss her tummy bulge?
I could see how that could cause an eating disorder :(
In my culture we call people what THEY prefer for be called. Not what WE prefer to call them. IE her surname and such. Just respectful I guess, but to each their own.
ReplyDeleteWorse than calling her Kate Middleton are the people who call her Princess. She's a duchess, but will not become a princess until her husband is invested with the title Prince of Wales after his father becomes king. The CNN coverage of the Jubilee celebrations kept calling her Princess Catherine. You would think somebody working at CNN would understand the distinction.
ReplyDeletecelebitchy and jezebel suck. I've been banned/blocked from both for stating nothing but truthful observations. I don't know, but I don't feel that I insult anyone. But like Bob Marley sang, "The truth is an offence, not a sin...is he who laughs last is he who wins."
ReplyDeleteGals, we need to do better, especially when it comes to being respectful of each other.
ANYway, 'tis why I come here to share what I think about celeb gossip. You gals and guys are BOMB.