So, yesterday there was a series of photos that showed Jessica Simpson getting out of a car. Lets face it. The photos that have been coming out of Jessica have not been the most flattering photos ever. I'm sure she looks way better than the angles and photos show, and Jessica believes that too. So, she decided to tweet a photo yesterday. I'm not sure that the photo she chose would be my first choice. In the Tweet she asks if her breasts are street legal and also with that wide open mouth, I have to say she looks kind of porny. Is this her way of distracting the world? Remember, she chose this photo to show to the world. This is not a pap photo. What was she thinking?
She *is* pushing the baby carriage there, but she's just plain showing off her awesome cleavage.
ReplyDeleteMy boobs looked like that after I gave birth too. I don't know that I'd tweet it to the world though.
She was thinking about showing her best assets. Hey babe, if you got it flaunt it. I haven't seen a pic yet of the baby but I'll bet she's a cutie.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but she looks like a Real Doll for chubby chasers. I'm being harsh 'cause yes, she choose that photo to put out there.
ReplyDeleteWell "Porny" is Lainey's word for her, so i think its the right one, Enty....
ReplyDeleteDamn whats the size of those things O.O
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for Jess and her new baby. I read that she cries because she would rather stay home and bond instead of going to the gym. I think she should have at least 6 months with the baby before weight watchers and the rest of the world puts any pressure on her to lose weight.
ReplyDeleteMaybe papa joe picked the picture.. I'm just sayin.
ReplyDeleteTwo words: motor boat.
ReplyDeleteSherry, I think she's on the cover of People and the baby looks like Dad.
ReplyDeletethis is why i think her "billion dollar" empire is bullshit. If she had endless funds she wouldn't be a paid weight watchers endorsment and going to the gym. She would be sitting on her pile of money at home with her kid. Cuase you know the baby daddy won't be an earner.
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't nearly have the net worth Papa Joe would like people to believe.
Maybe the deal was a good incentive to get her butt in gear and get her body back. Who knows?
ReplyDeleteThis picture, like most things having to do with her, doesn't really bother me. They're boobs. No big deal.
Wasn't she a double D BEFORE the baby? Those things must be filing their own taxes now. I think she looks fine in that pic though. Chesty, yes but no big deal. Otherwise she just looks like any other chick who's given birth recently. I think she tweeted that photo to deflect all the criticism and show she can laugh at herself, which she always seems able to do.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with the clip on her top though, or is she now housing giant beetles in her cleavage?
Why does she insist on wearing sunglasses that mirror the size of her breasts? Not at all flattering.
ReplyDeleteShe's got enormous cans to begin with, add nursing on top of it and you've got...well, that photo.
ReplyDeleteMy SIL has boobs at least as big as Jessica's. Can't speak to why Jessica chose to tweet this particular pic, but can say from knowing my SIL that tops that are not revealing on most women can look obscene on the big breasted. It can be really difficult to wear anything with any type of neckline besides turtle.
ReplyDeleteI'd be willing to bet the clip is a pedometer...prob. out exercising with the stroller?
ReplyDelete"What was she thinking?"
ReplyDeleteJessica Simpson does think?
I agree with Finlay, Jessica probably sent this photo out to have a laugh. My goodness, my back hurts just looking at her breasts. Hope she has good support bras and not those ridiculous "sports bras" that don't even have cups.
ReplyDeleteand exactly why doesn't the trainer come to her ? I'm sure she has plenty of room for a gym...and Eric can work out also he's no light weight.
ReplyDeleteI don't find anything about that picture attractive.
ReplyDelete@Finlay...you made me laugh out loud! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteshe has to go to a gym so the paps can get their daily pictures of her. Home gym won't do that. She needs the media attention to survive.
ReplyDeleteJessica could breast feed the west coast with those milk bags.
ReplyDeleteShe's a mother now, and I find this photo to be extremely tacky and unbefitting her new status.
what was she thinking? LOL Jessica has great people behind her which is how she became so successful, but she has to be one of the dumbest celebrities I have ever heard speak.
ReplyDeleteI would almost be afraid to know what she was thinking.
@OReally... nobody is pressuring her to lose weight. Signing with Weight Watchers was HER decision. If I was offered $4 million to lose 50 lbs i would do it with a smile on my face.
ReplyDeleteNobody forced this on her but HER. We should all have such problems!
Stinky butt!
ReplyDeleteI politely disagree jg. All of the unflattering photos of a woman who just gave birth is downright mean and puts pressure on her to lose the weight at an unnatural rate. If she'd faked the whole thing like Beyonce did, I'd expect a miraculous weight loss. She didn't though so I cut her some slack. Bonding with your newborn is more important than fitting in your old bikini any day of the week.
ReplyDeleteShe's not as dumb as she would have people believe. And I think she knew exactly how that photo looks and shows a healthy sense of humor by posting it.
ReplyDeleteI agree, she has a sense of humor and is showing off her best assets. Lots of celebs start wearing low cut tops too show off the post pregnancy cleavage. It is styling 101, emphasize the good, camo the bad.
ReplyDeleteok so i have to comment...is that her phone? keeshe needs to read this...http://www.sfgate.com/health/article/Keep-that-cell-phone-out-of-your-bra-3248898.php
ReplyDeleteTwitter + low self-esteem = this nonsense.
ReplyDeleteShe's an attention whore of the highest degree. She cries because she wants to stay home with the baby? Then stay home. Good Lord, save any sympathy for people who deserve it.
I can't help but feel badly for Jessica.
ReplyDeletei'm with you anita_mark. well put.
ReplyDeleteand why in the hell would anyone feel sorry for her? she's making a ton of money for getting fat---it's probably why she GOT that fat during her pregnancy.
no talent, no class. why is she famous again??
The phone in her bra is Papa Joe's new money making scheme. For just $2.99 per minute fans can talk directly to Jessica's tits!
ReplyDeleteLooks like some kind of pager. Do those still exist?
ReplyDeleteHer back has to be killin.
ReplyDeleteHahaha @ hairydawg...brilliant idea!
ReplyDeleteCosign with the not feeling sorry for her. She's one of the few people that can stay home with her baby for as long as she damn well pleases. Call me cynical but that sounds like some crap she said just for sympathy. No one forced her to sign that contract with WW, or forced her to sell the baby pics to People, or any of the other ways she's making millions of dollars that *should* enable her to stay home with the kid.
And ITA w timebob, she goes to the gym so she can be papped. Someone of her net worth (regardless of it is...er..inflated for public perception) could afford a state of the art home gym in addition to a trainer. Hell, WW is probably paying for that, too.
I cannot fathom her reasoning. Wait, I can look worse? Look how pale I am? The only thing I hv going for me is big boobs? I am a giant hooter? Dint ger it at all!
ReplyDelete@tamarind -very interesting article!
ReplyDeleteAs a big busted woman myself, it is very unflattering to have tops that go up to your neck. It makes you look twice as big. V necks, scoop necks and square (boat?) necks are a big busted girls best friend..
ReplyDeleteI always knew she was a mouthbreather.
ReplyDeleteMost importantly, people still wear sunglasses like that?
ReplyDeleteThat's kind of a dumb place to put a pedometer.... Imagine how much those things bounce around. Totally inaccurate reading.
ReplyDeleteWhat was she thinking? She doesn't think, that's why her father still runs her life, she's not smart enough to run her own empire, and she sure wasn't smart enough to create it. Can you imagine the level of stupid when just she and her boyfriend are alone in a room? That's why she posted an unflattering photo of herself, she's too dumb not to.
ReplyDelete2 cents: the open mouth makes her face look thinner. Just an unfortunate pairing with her cleavage on display.
ReplyDeleteshe is so fucking desperate for attention.
ReplyDeleteit is fucking pathetic.
Let's not forget: She wanted people to see this photo.
ReplyDeleteEven if you're well-endowed there are bras that offer support without mushing your breasts together like this.
I'm guessing she wants us to think she's sexy.
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ReplyDeleteI just have to add this though no one will see it....when I was pregnant at age 23, I thought I knew how everything was going to be. I was going to have a baby, put it in daycare, keep working on climbing that corporate ladder.
ReplyDeleteOnce the baby comes, everything changes. Nobody tells you how those feelings for your baby awaken in you. Climbing the corporate ladder became NOTHING to me, and I never had another child simply because I couldn't stand the daycare track I HAD to stay on to make a living.
The WW contract sounded good when she was pregnant, but I think maybe those sweet feelings are awakening in Jessica for that baby. But she's contract-bound. Yeah, I feel bad for her.
Yes..this! Thank you.
DeleteShe is a bit older than 23.
ReplyDeleteShe is far from naive.
No talent? Really? She doesn't truly have a lovely voice? I have to disagree. I don't care for her pop style, but girlfriend's got the pipes.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think it's kinda cute. She's just trying to make the joke before anyone else did. Cut her some slack.
(Yeah, I think she's actually probably a sweetheart IRL and I don't believe the she-was-a-hooker stories, either.)
@strawberrygirl--you beat me to it!! My very first thought...
ReplyDeleteThis is typical Jessica. Doesn't bother, shock or surprise me. Her boobs are HUGE.
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