Demi Moore's people are getting very good at countering any stories about her being too skinny or needing another trip to rehab. What they do is they find a guy for her to be linked with who makes everyone stop for a day or two and think about it or write about it and then hopefully the whole going back to rehab issue is forgotten. They tried to do it last time, but the guy she was photographed with was supplying her so that didn't exactly work out in their favor. This time though they picked Joe Manganiello. You know, the guy from True Blood, who Demi would probably love to be with like millions of other people, but do you think it's going to happen? I think she got Ashton Kutcher because he had a crush on her back in the day when he started playing solo if you know what I mean and then he found out she was freaky and into threesomes and it was Demi Moore which means a lot if you are 19. Supposedly Demi and Joe hooked up at an after party or were flirting or canoodling or said hi on the way to the restroom or were in the same room or the same building or passed cars in the street.
I don't see why he'd go there. I see why she would though!
ReplyDeleteOh Demi. Find a nice plumber, teacher, Idk, normal guy who loves u for u. Stop worrying about your public image, and make yourself happy.
ReplyDeleteHe lost the hot when I realized he was the jock from Spiderman.
ReplyDeleteSam Trammel is so much hotter.
Hmm, did the realization BREAK YOUR EYEBALLS?
DeleteJust kidding! More for meeee
Does anyone rememeber him from HIMYM? He played one of Jason Segels law school friends. He looks sooo different. I did not find him attractive on that show but now I see him on true blood and those magic mike trailers...omgoodness! And he's from my hometown..gotta love him. But please stay away from Demi. She will feed off your soul!!
ReplyDelete"They looked amazing together. Demi was getting a lot more attention than a lot of the younger girls in the room, and Joe was seen waiting for her before they went off and hung out together at the party. They had amazing chemistry."
ReplyDeleteGee, you think Demi's amazing PR shill wrote those amazing comments?
Amazing !
Agent, right? Sounds like Mad Libs for $cientologists.
ReplyDeleteJoe is a straight up butter face. I love that body but his hook nose is too much. How the hell can he kiss anyone? I'd still hit it in a heartbeat though.
ReplyDeleteVicki - LOL
ReplyDeleteI am late to the party on this but...
ReplyDeletePaging through my copy of People mag, they had a picture of Bruce and the girls for the youngest ones graduation. Said Demi showed up, sat away from them and left before the youngest got her diploma.
I know it was in kneepads, but I found it very interesting.
I bet it's hard for her to deal with Bruce and his beautiful wife and baby right now.
DeleteShe's so vain, and Bruce was always single and around for her. She probably thought she'd always have someone and he would be single and around for support if she didn't, now he is the stable one.
I'd hit it...Joe I mean. Demi I'd just bitch slap.
ReplyDeleteOMG O'Really.. I just choked on my coffee!
ReplyDeletebwhahahhahahaahahah
Jo, Demi heard some of the middle school girls were doing whippits behind the gym.
ReplyDeleteWell hell Vicki, I just cleaned up one coffee spitting choking mess and now you come along and cause another!!
ReplyDelete*snort*
So who was the guy she was "with" who was supplying her?
ReplyDeleteHe's so hot. I have a HUGE crush on him.
ReplyDeleteDemi needs to take a loooong break and get her shit together. It appears that she's all out of whack because of Asston. Girl, work on yourself and forget about that mess. And if you're hooking up with this one, go on with your bad self. I would like to make Joe my lollipop!
ReplyDelete@Vicki - double whammy , LOL
ReplyDeletebobbi~ I married a guy with big nose. Oh, the places that nose will go!!! awesome!
ReplyDelete@Vicki - You really should be a comedy writer (if you're not already!!!!)
ReplyDelete@bobbi - A few of us girls were talking about Joe the other day on a Random pics thread, and we ALL confessed to have a thing for hot guys with big noses. One girl even said she and her friends have a secret FB page devoted to it. Different strokes :)
@Aunt Liddy. You bad, and so right. Ha ha!!
LOL@auntliddy
ReplyDeleteI'd love to see Demi get a hookup with Joe M. as a huge FUCK YOU to Kutcher. Major step up. Joe Mang is smokin'!
ReplyDeleteI have a profound love of big noses:)
ReplyDeleteIsn't Joe engaged or something? Or am I being naive?
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised that a Willis girl graduated from ANYTHING.
Ever heard the saying "big nose, big hands, big feet, big ..."? I've found it to be true. ;) At least with my last boyfriend it was.
ReplyDeleteI seriously am missing something here. I thought Joe was married. Did the Hwood curse of "now I'm famous I don't need my nonfamous wife anymore" strike? Marriage was never supposed to be "Until death or fame do you part."
I was already pissed that he would allow production to order him or follow the silly trend on his own of waxing off chest hair but what really made me lose all attraction to him is him saying that Ayn Rand was his favorite author. No thanks, his body may be hot but he clearly has issues.
ReplyDeleteI'll take Thomas Aquinas over Ayn R.anytime.
ReplyDeleteAre there any words beneath this picture? This very delicious picture? Can't see 'em.... .... ....
ReplyDeleteSemi-OT:
ReplyDeleteI watched a recent episode of Workaholics and Tater Head had a guest role.
I was blown away at how pretty she was on TV.
In pap photos--not so much, as we all have seen. But she looked very pretty on TV and did an OK job with the role (as a weed dealer, which can't be too hard...)
But still--very surprised. She might have a future in the biz!
Whenever I look at him, all I see is Owen from One Tree Hill.
ReplyDeleteHe just answered a fan on twitter and said it wasn't true.
ReplyDeleteKtheletter...he's on the twitter?! Just when I thought I had all the bases covered. Good lord that man is fiiiine. I couldn't imagine him with the Whippet Master anyway. She's a mess...kind of like Debbie on True Blood, too trashy, skinny and addicted for my glorious Alcide.
ReplyDelete*howls at the moon for dramatic effect*
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ReplyDeleteO'Really - twice you made me laugh ! You're so right about Demi - just like Debbie - even the names almost sound alike - trashy and anorexic looking and a big ole mess !
And both big drama queens !
You're right! I'm so glad Sookie took care of Debbie...that needed to happen. There's just something about Joe that puts me in a *cough* playful mood, shall we say. I'm trying to get the girls together for Magic Mike in Imax:)
Delete"SAY IT AIN'T SO, JOE. SAY IT AIN'T SO!"
ReplyDeleteUghh! Hope it's a joke.
Get away from him! He's mine! lol
ReplyDeleteDid Demi really dis her daughter like that? What a complete pion! I don't care how screwed up your life is and how happy your ex is, you don't diss your kid that way. Buck up! Put your smiley face on for your kid.
ReplyDeleteI hope this is not true. After carefully examining Joe's photo I have decided he is too hot for someone who looks like a zombie. They should let Demi guest-star on True Blood, haven't seen zombies on that show yet, so guess this is her chance!
ReplyDelete*goes back to staring at Joe's pic, for research purposes of course*
luc-KEEEEE!
ReplyDeletewhen i heard this, i figured it wasn't true, but thought how great it would be (for demi) if it were, instant, "ashton who?"
(If true) UPGRADE for Demi.
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