Chris Brown Gets Beaten Up By Drake
Apparently Chris brown and Drake really want to be with Rihanna. Enough so that Chris and Drake came to blow and all of their entourages did so too. Chris Brown says that Drake and his people fought like girls because they threw bottles. Hey, who is the girl here? I bet Chris hid in the corner which is why they had to throw bottles. Chris would never get in a fight with a guy, only women who don't punch back. Anyone who punches back he runs from. See how small that scratch is on Chris' face? Yeah, well he is complaining about that but didn't say anything about the photo of Rihanna's face after he beat it.
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ReplyDeleteAre we allowed to ask about what's in his nostril?
ReplyDeleteHe disgusts me.
ReplyDeleteThat looks like the back of a nose ring.
ReplyDeleteI'm more inclined to say that these two got into a lovers quarrel.
A little sugar booger....
ReplyDeleteMy parents wedding reception was held at The Drake in Chicago. Is there a another Drake?
ReplyDeleteVery well written Enty .
ReplyDeleteIt's not over Rhianna--they want each other!
ReplyDeleteGet 'em Jimmy Brooks!!!
ReplyDeleteGetting beat by a kid from Degrassi must do wonders for ones street cred.
ReplyDeletePunk ass bitch
ReplyDeleteIt's a nose ring.
ReplyDeleteHe is a disgusting piece of work.
GOOD
ReplyDeleteWish his face looked RiRi's aftermath. Man the F@ck up! Bet this lil shit will complain bout this years, yet were suppose to forget what he did to a girl.
ReplyDeleteHere's a great idea... why don't people STOP writing about Chris Brown and/or listening to his music. Then maybe he will go away. Far, far away. His voice annoys me anyway. He sounds like a whiny girl.
ReplyDeleteNow we know he fights like one, too.
^What Chris said. Drake should be careful who he's scrapping with and who he's scrapping over- he's Canadian and could be deported if the Law gets involved. Idiot.
ReplyDeleteHe spends time in America but actually likes in Toronto still. And I dont see Chris Brown pressing charges.
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ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha haaaaaaa!!!
You a chump, Brown.
Now I really like Drake (unless he's a woman beater, too...)
I'll comment about him but I don't and won't listen to his crap music, that's for sure.
You know you're a bitch when you get beat up by DRAKE - Mr. Santa Margarita Pinot Grigio himself. LOLOLOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteI'm not defending Chris Brown. At all. For anything. But I will say that that thing on his chin is more than a "small scratch", as Enty describes it. That's a fairly big (and deep) chunk of meat that's gone missing, ha ha. There's not even any beard hair on it. Even with some gel sheeting, that's gonna be a scar that Chris will have to look at in the mirror for a lonnnnng time. Courtesy of Jimmy Brooks on Degrassi TNG. Bwah ha ha ha ha...
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahah!!!! * breathe*. BwahahahahahahahHhaa!!! Karma is a bitch and looks like wheelchair Jimmy!
ReplyDeleteOhh Jimmy. You were always my favorite. Despite the crappy t-shirts and music you tried to sell with Spinner.
ReplyDeleteI dont typically comment, but I cant help myself.
ReplyDeleteEverytime I hear about or see this entitled stupid little bitch I want to vomit. And its not even about beating up Rihanna, because I dont even really like her all that much. Its the fact that he is a stupid little douche bag who gets sand in his vag piece every time something doesnt go his way (i.e. throwing a chair throw a window because a big bad reporter asked a questions he didnt like).
Sorry about your chin, asshole. Maybe next time it will be a fist and not a bottle.
Lmao I love your comment and couldn't agree more.
DeleteLmao..I'm loving the degrassi comments!! I was so obsessed with that show but I stopped watching after manny and emma went to college.
ReplyDeleteHe got what he deserved but out of all people why over her? Ehhhhhh
ReplyDeletewell that just made my day.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteGo away, fucko!
@rejectedcarebear-
ReplyDeleteI was a HUGE fan of Degrassi TNG until it went from being (or at least trying to be) timely/topical/real to being (IMO) more salacious and intentionally (ratings-seekingly?) absurdly scandalous. I still love it, but just not as much. When Emma became so distractingly beautiful (and started acting like it, ha ha) some of the show's charm went away for me :0
@timebob
ReplyDeleteSamesies. I don't usually like or applaud violence but this asshat had it coming. .....
@thomas: Emma really did turn out to be super gorgeous!! But I agree, it became too much to watch after awhile. I think when JT was murdered and it was so so sad, that really sealed the deal for me.
ReplyDeleteFunny, he wasn't so keen to post pictures of what he did to Rihanna.
ReplyDeleteI'm a hugehugehuge fan of Drake. This is so awesome. Although I will admit, my guilty pleasure is I really like Chris Brown's music. He's a douche, but I'll still listen to his music and I will also continue to laugh really hard every time he gets his ass beat.
ReplyDeleteNot going to delete my comments, but I just got back from school and had a conversation in the car... the Short One was reading over my shoulder when I typed all the "ha", and made me feel guilty for laughing at someone's pain.
ReplyDeleteHe knows what CB did but doesn't get why I'd be laughing at someone who was hurt.
*sigh* damn kids.
Well played Karma, well played.
ReplyDeleteAs for fighting like girls, I agree. If somebody beat up a girl I knew I would smash them in the face with a bottle too. (Too much??)
Oh...the poor @sswipe. Look at his little booboo. That's so much worse than the damage he did to Riri's face. No sympathy here. I wish Drake and his boys didn't throw bottles either. It would have been better if they'd thrown chairs and tables and anything with sharp corners at them instead.
ReplyDeleteThese people are pure-d-trash.
ReplyDeleteGetting beat down by Wheelchair Jimmy?
ReplyDelete*Puts CB at the bottom of the credibility list*
My work is done.
When you publish a victim pic of you and there's cocaine in your nose, you just lost your excuse for losing the fight. You took performance enhancing drugs and still lost.
ReplyDelete@EmEyeKay - tell him you laugh because it's REALLY FUNNY! :-D Facts is facts.
ReplyDelete@Em, tell him not to question you and if he doesn't like it, he can spend the week without his PS3/XBox/dog, etc. Remind him who's boss ;)
ReplyDeleteDid this really happen? For real? And is he looking for sympathy or trying to seem like more of a person?
I don't want to insult little girls by comparing them to him. He fights like a coward. Little girls are little girls.
This trick needs to be thankful that it was a bottle and not a bullet.
ReplyDeleteAnd we all know that he took to Twitter like a puss and posted all about it. Man the f up.
Joining in on the laugh along here. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteHe can't be so stupid as to post a pic with a coke cling-on can he? I mean I know he's an idiot, but I think in a fight, the first casualty is a nose ring, so that's gotta be what it looks like.
OMG I just realized my ex is on the road with Drake..I gotta get the inside scoop! Back soon.
ReplyDeleteIs that a booger?
ReplyDeleteDang..not with Drake...But glad Chris got a beat down.
ReplyDeleteI have a newfound respect and admiration for Drake.
ReplyDelete...I hope that Chris gets rid of that 'beard'. I mean, when that thing heals, I doubt any hair will grow back and its gonna be a patch of bald skin with beard around it. hahahahaha
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ReplyDeleteThere is also The Drake in Toronto. Must be where Aubry got his "street" name.
lolol
You know, I don't usually condone violence. But knowing (from his twitter and the media) what a egomaniacal dick Chris Brown is, I am sure he had it coming and goaded them. I don't feel sorry for him and hope he has a nasty scar, which he should if he doesn't get plastic surgery. That looks deep. Karma indeed and from wheelchair jimmy, no less. HA
ReplyDeleteI don't think the fight was over Rhianna but whatever's, I can't summon up any sympathy for this violent douchebag.
ReplyDeleteOh my god, further evidence of what a pathetic little bitch he is. Take it like a man asshole, at least Rihanna didn't release her own photo. What a fucking little punk. I would be ashamed to be his fan, of course, they tend to be idiot girls who say they wouldn't mind a beating if it came from him. What a stupid whiny little bitch and he just doesn't get that there is no sympathy for him in the masses so he keeps trying.
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ReplyDeleteMy grandparents got married at The Drake in Chicago in 1933! Thanks so much for stopping my day to smile in memory of them... A wonderful couple for 58 years. RIP!
This is a start...
ReplyDeletecouldn't happen to a nicer guy.
ReplyDeleteBig white nostril booger, check. Bottle fight in a club, check. People hospitalized but not the instigator, check. Does anyone but me think Rihanna won't be alive in 10 years? I think she's a goner.
ReplyDeleteDrake is now a bit less "meh" to me now.
ReplyDeleteHa, haaa, HA.
CB better watch out, it could be The Beebs next....
Regardless of what he did in the past, no one deserves to be laughed at for being injured...not cool.
ReplyDeletebtw..that is definitely the inside view of a nose screw, not booger sugar. Sometimes pictures get me at an odd angle and you can see my nose ring, too.
"Regardless of what he did in the past, no one deserves to be laughed at for being injured...not cool."
ReplyDeleteIn this case, yes, he does deserve it.
BWAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!
they didn't fight "fair"? they fought like "girls"? who says that? what is this guy's demographic, tweens?
ReplyDeleteOn TMZ there is a post and pics of some innocent bystander that got knocked out by a bottle. Chick had to transport herself to hospital and got 16 stiches
ReplyDeleteWell his people are denying it, but word on the street is that Drake threw a bottle and ran, so I don't know how that's beating anyones ass
ReplyDeleteAnyone saying they're gay for eachother or anything like that, I really do think they fought over Riri, does anybody else remember when Drake was still new to the popular media and he had just put out Best I Ever Had on his myspace page and there was a picture of Rihanna as the album art? I remember wondering if they were an item but nothing ever popped into the rags about them...
ReplyDeleteAlso Drake got his name from his name Aubrey DRAKE Graham.
ReplyDeleteAlso Drake got his name from his name Aubrey DRAKE Graham.
ReplyDeleteIn all fairness, I think Chris Brown would know if his opponent was fighting like a girl. He's fought enough of them to be an expert.
ReplyDeleteYou know it's a sad day when I have to like dance dare degrassi Drake for manning up and laying a whooping down.
boo fucking hoo bitch
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteRihanna is so fucking out of it she wouldn't even be to tell the difference between the two of them if one was doing her from the front and the other was doing it to her behind like that Baldwin/Boyle/Charles 3 way in "Threesome." Do you think that scene is the reason you can't find that movie on television anymore? Jus' askin'.
ReplyDeleteI can't STAND Chris Brown, but he really ought to get that stitched up instead of tweeting it. Christ. What a drama queen.
ReplyDeleteWhy is this a-hole still famous or even relevant anymore? I can't stand either Drake or Chris Brown, but I wish Drake and his guys had given Chris a bigger smack down than just a little scratch on his face. Let me guess, Chris is going to sue, right? He is such a little b****.
ReplyDeleteIf only he'd been hit HARDER...
ReplyDelete@Jason Blue Eyes - that's why I had to buy the DVD:)
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