I think Richie Sambora found out that Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen are having sex again and that's why they split. Charlie and Denise are taking another one of their vacations to New York. This time though, instead of getting separate rooms, they just got a really large suite. This way Denise can still pretend they are staying in separate rooms, because who wants to be known as the person who couldn't stay away from Charlie Sheen. Oh, except for Brooke Mueller. This kind of thing kills Brooke. As soon as she sees this she would probably go over to Charlie's place and he would invited her in for some drinks and the next thing you know she is on her way back to rehab.
I know that you know more about it than I do, Enty, but a suite makes sense when you have kids together... right?
ReplyDeleteIf they really are still sleeping with him I can't imagine his shrivelled up old coke addled thing would dickmatize them. Gross.
ReplyDeleteI find this very hard to believe, but very "titillating" at the same time, gossip wise!
ReplyDeleteThis is why I think the 4 for Friday was about him.
ReplyDeleteI thought CS was doing young male escorts.
ReplyDeletethose two are like The Notebook for crack heads.
ReplyDeleteClassic!
DeleteIs it true that the baby Denise adopted is really Charlie's baby with some one night stand or something? I heard that somewhere and I see it being possible.
ReplyDeleteRe: Four for Friday... this doesn't fit "His most recent attempt was not that long ago. He was on the set of a movie and there was a car chase scene."
ReplyDelete@timebob - Ha ha ha ha. Is it wrong that I would rather read the crackhead version than the regular one?
ReplyDeletelol @Popcorn actually so would I.
ReplyDelete@timebob - you really should run with that idea - it's brilliant!
ReplyDeleteAgain I ask why a woman who comes from such a nice family would keep going back to this crackhead?
ReplyDeleteDenise Richards is a perfect example of where psychology classes/books get behavior WRONG! Her father seems so sweet, devoted, and mild mannered, but his daughter never looks for a guy like him.
I never thought Richards was the sharpest stylus in the box to begin with, but if she's boning Sheen again she must not have even two functioning brain cells to rub together.
ReplyDeleteBetter her than me, YUCK
ReplyDeleteCharlie should just get a big(ger) house, move Brooke and her kids into one section and Denise and her kids into another section and a full staff of helpers into the guest houses and live like that. It might save the kids, and that's all I'm concerned about in this menage a trainwreck.
ReplyDelete@Timebob I just spit ginger ale out of my nose, stop killin me!
ReplyDeleteWhy Denise why? Seriously this SheenPeen must be out of this world. What else could he have going for him? Her and Brooke are already getting the cash so its not like fuckin for $. I can't imagine how this screws up all the kids.
At least they are keeping their diseases between themselves.
ReplyDeleteMeh. They all deserve each other. To each their own..
ReplyDeleteI think on some level they really love each other, but his issues will drive them apart again.
ReplyDeleteI agree.
Delete@henriette - you do realize that she used to be a prostitute, right?
ReplyDelete@cathy
ReplyDeleteYeah, which again I can't figure out. I watched her brief E show, and her family was pretty decent. What happened to this woman to turn her into this?
He's the grossest thing ever. He looks like he's wearing a bad toupee on the commercial for his new show.
ReplyDeleteThis can't be true.
FS, I like your idea
ReplyDeleteShe's smiling cos he just agreed to pay child support for her third baby.
ReplyDelete@Cathy, you're right--Denise used to be a prostitute. She was sent over to him and he liked her so much that by golly, he married her.
ReplyDeleteIt's like the TRUTH about Pretty Woman. This is how that story works in the real world. It's ugly and drug-addled.
Oh, and forget all the ideas about her being dickmatized, puh-leeze. Bitch's bankroll was getting thin and she needed a better infusion. Richie Sambora is rich, but not remotely close to Charlie Sheen rich.
Oh come on! You do not know that for sure.
ReplyDeleteI agree with auntliddy. Addicts love people, too, you know, and people love them back. It's sad, sure, but they have children together and at the very least they put up a happy front for the kids, even when they're not being FWB or whatever the hell it is that they're currently doing. As goofy as this will sound, there's some genuine caring there between those two.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Denise-as-prostitute thing...it was my understanding that there is no concrete proof of this, and it's all rumours/speculations. Did she ever come right out and admit it? Did her madam/pimp/whatever admit it? This skeptic wants hard-core proof.