The British love dogs and horses. Sometimes they might love them a little too much. A court in Gloucester, England is hearing a case that involves a man (photo above) who got kicked out of the house he was sharing with his girlfriend. So, he went back to his ex-wife's house. The man made a move on his ex and she said nope. So, according to her anyway, the man sought comfort with her bull mastiff dog. She says she caught them in bed together. He denies it but does admit he was naked in bed with the dog. The woman called the police. Now there is actually a jury trial going on about a man having sex with a dog. Seven women and five men are deciding the man's fate. Judging by the DNA evidence, and yes, the police took DNA evidence, it does not look good for the man.
He went barking up the wrong tree.
ReplyDeleteHe should hook up with Aubrey O'Day.
ReplyDeletethats kind of a huge ass dog, my brother has a bull mastiff and that dog is literally 200 pounds. He stepped on my foot once and there was a paw shaped bruise for weeks. He is the nicest dog ever but his head alone is twice the size of my own.
ReplyDeletewhy am i laughing?
ReplyDeleteSorry, but this is now the bottom of the barrel. They have 2 children together.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are killin' today with the comments. :)
ReplyDeleteIs this better or worse than the guy who f*cks his car?
ReplyDeleteGag
ReplyDeleteGoheels, worse. The car isn't a living creature with feelings.
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwwww! Whatever he did, I dont want to know!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteyup this is the first blind I've read where I don't want to know who it is. Good comment there Vicki!
ReplyDeleteTrue Vicki.
ReplyDeletePeople are sick. Ugh.
he raped a living thing. never funny.
ReplyDelete@Vicki - I came here to say that. I am now slinking away in shame.
ReplyDeleteFucking sick.
ReplyDeleteFucking sick.
ReplyDeleteUntil I got to the part about DNA evidence, I was thinking his wife was just trying to make him look bad - like if he was in bed naked UNDER the covers and the dog was on the bed. But if the DNA evidence is legit, this guy has some serious issues.
ReplyDeleteFucking sick.
ReplyDeleteYou just can't make this stuff up...
ReplyDeleteAnimal rape is horrible. Poor dog. :(
ReplyDeleteThat is absolutely disgusting. As Janeane G. said in "The Truth About Cats and Dogs," you can love your pets, but don't LOVE your pets. Also, I'm wondering how he was able to, um, be the pitcher to the dog's catcher, if that is what happened? As others have said, bullmastiffs are huge and hella strong.
ReplyDeleteI do not approve of this post.
ReplyDeleteomg @Temp Grape Perfect!
ReplyDeleteA pity the dog didn’t bite his cock off!
ReplyDeleteOh Crikey!
ReplyDeleteRape is rape, I don't see his hands but I assume he has them, he should have used them. Poor dog.
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