Blind Item #1
This former B- list "singer" had a reality show for awhile. She has not done squat since then. Famous family. Her boyfriend keeps trying to dump her because she is so annoying. She calls and texts him literally 24 hours a day. The problem is he loves the sex and after two or three days gives in and calls her or texts her back then spends the next two weeks wishing he hadn't.
Ashlee?
ReplyDeleteBrandy?
ReplyDeleteBrooke Hogan
ReplyDeleteI think Me got it
ReplyDeleteHow is this even a viable blind item? If you break it down, all this is about is a singer who texts a guy for sex. Is that really news? Or deserving of a blind item?
ReplyDeleteWell Unknown, let's face it, you can't have an earth-orbit-derailing blind item every single day.
ReplyDeleteAshlee. She hasn't done squat ever. Her bf is on Boardwalk Empire and can do way better.
ReplyDeleteI agree it's Asslee she has been hitting the red carpet alone and hasn't been pictured with the boyfriend in awhile. I remember her reality show she was dating Josh Henderson at the time and was beyond obsessed over him. Pete was lucky to make it out alive.
ReplyDeleteI say Ashlee. Singer is in quotes and she got caught lip synching.
ReplyDeleteOn what planet was Asslee a B list anything? What reality show? I am more inclined to go with Brandy.
ReplyDeleteGood point Brenda. That made me chuckle.
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What about Brandy?
ReplyDeleteAsslee.
ReplyDeleteCan't be Brandy. She's a singer not a "singer" she's never really left the scene. She's had album every couple of years and I'm sure Enty would bring up the accident of that was her....Ashley was always ANNOYiNG
ReplyDeleteCan't be Brandy. She's a singer not a "singer" she's never really left the scene. She's had album every couple of years and I'm sure Enty would bring up the accident of that was her....Ashley was always ANNOYiNG
ReplyDeleteI like Brooke just because I can't imagine Asslee being good in bed.
ReplyDeleteSince when has Brooke Hogan been a B- anything?
ReplyDeleteIt's Ashlee.
On the Asslee train. She's the worst example of nepotism.
ReplyDeleteBut Wentz is her husband not boyfriend....no?
ReplyDeleteHe's her ex husband
DeleteSherry, she was most definitely at LEAST B- when she came out. I was in her target demographic, I remember very clearly everyone I knew liked her. Even the punks and hardcore kids would openly listen to her 1st CD. Would they admit it now? Probably not.
ReplyDeleteAnd she had a reality show on MTV that just kinda showed the process of putting out her CD, promoting it, making videos, etc.
Why I remember all this, I don't know. But I think it's her.
Thanks Seaward. I never knew that. Now that I consider it further I think it's more likely Brooke because everyone knows the whole family. No one really knows Brandy's or Simpson's mom.
DeleteUnknown, it sounds like the singer is just texting the BF about random BS. The BF just responds when he wants to hook up and have sex.
ReplyDeleteIt's not Brooke since she's in the wrestling biz now. Ashlee is more plausible. Calling her a "singer" after that SNL lip sync debacle.
ReplyDeleteAshlee.
ReplyDeleteSounds like Ashlee but was she ever B-list?
ReplyDeleteI guess Ashlee got the "good sex" gene with her sis.
ReplyDeleteAsslee and that guy from BE seemed kind of happy.. I dunno.. Neither AS or BH IMHO we're ever B-.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm going to have to go with Brandy on this...
Nicole Sherzinger and her racecar botfriend
ReplyDeleteI'd consider Ashley B-) list on name recognition and cuz her sis is very well known.
ReplyDeleteParis! For the win!!! With Afrojack as the boyfriend who gives in...
ReplyDeleteI read this immediately and thought Ashlee! No doubt Jessica is bankrolling the whole family at this point.
ReplyDeleteCan't this be Jessica? She's supposedly 'sexual napalm' according to the biggest man whore on the planet. She had her own reality show, and I can't rember one song she 'sang.'
ReplyDeleteSee, I was thinking Paris, too.
ReplyDeleteOh hai Nicole Scherzinger. Her other half, Lewis Hamilton, doesn't even try to disguise how awful he thinks her 'music' is these days, and he's been trying to dump her for ages. But as Enty says, he does love the sex...
ReplyDelete@misspoppypants She has all her business ventures plus she did that fashion show. And the WW contract. I think that excludes her because, while it's not singing, it's not really "squat".
ReplyDeleteAshlee. seaward NAILED it.
ReplyDeleteI was totally thinking Paris too. Talk about annoying...
ReplyDeleteI am NOT in her demographic, and I still remember her songs "Invisible" and "You make me want to La-La". Memorable songs-I think Ashlee qualifies as B-.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget "Pieces of Me", y'all! I'll admit it, my teen self liked that one.
ReplyDelete"I guess Ashlee got the "good sex" gene with her sis."
ReplyDeleteMore like Ashlee inherited the glorious breasts gene almost as well as her sister. Sounds like the guy is doing the typical horndog cycle after hooking up with a woman with smokin' hot bod but who is lousy in the sack, psycho or otherwise undesirable. You can't help but go back a few more times, but you regret it each time you do. Got that t-shirt.
Paris Hilton.
ReplyDeleteAs awful as she is as a person, Nicole Scherzinger really is a great singer. No reason it would be in quotes.
ReplyDeleteIts Brooke-- Reality star/singer Brooke Hogan is reportedly dating a 24 year-old rapper Yannique Barker, better known by his stage name Stack$. The two were first seen together (photos) getting cozy at the All Star Birthday Bash and Record Release Party for Stack$ at SOBE Live in Miami Beach last Friday (April 17).
ReplyDeleteStack$ has been helping Brooke with her music career and the happy couple was more recently seen together at the beach while Brooke shot her new music video for the label that Stack$ owns, SoBe Entertainment.
Read more: http://bumpshack.com/2009/04/22/yannique-barker-stack-is-brooke-hogan%e2%80%99s-new-boyfriend-photos/#ixzz1ylIgzRYO
I'm agreeing with the Ashley guess. I have heard that since the beginning that her boyfriend hasn't really been that into her. She just scrams annoying and clingy.
ReplyDeleteok Paris Hilton might fit, but geez.. the thought of her being great in the sack? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ReplyDeleteIt could be either Asslee or Paris I guess cos neither one is a "singer" and Paris did have a reality show.
I hate this blind because I so dislike both of them. LOL
Can't sing - check.
ReplyDeleteReality show - check.
Famous family - check.
Has a boyfriend - check.
Ashlee Simpson!
Paula Abdul?
ReplyDeleteAshlee Simpson
ReplyDeleteThe only problem with Ashlee Simpson is that she was on the new Melrose Place. That was back in 09-10. Yeah the show didn't last, but that's hardly what I call not doing squat. Ashlee kind of works, but I'm on the Brooke train.
ReplyDeleteI'm still going with Paris Hilton - she had a concert this weekend according to something I stumbled on.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Ashlee. I still think she's the MV Blind (though her name is mentioned in that blind about the SNL incident, the singer also recording the songs for "live" performances...hmmm)
ReplyDeleteToni Braxton? After the reality show her family was sorta famous-ish. Brooke is more like Z list
ReplyDeleteI was gonna say Toni Braxton too, but then realized the "singer" is in quotes and she is definitely a SINGER not a "singer."
ReplyDeletejessica simpson, dorks.
ReplyDeleteI seem to remember Pete Wentz talking to Howard Stern back in the day about how crazy she was in bed (as in crazy good)....so voting for Ashlee....
ReplyDelete@Slooth123 Yup I was just thinking that!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.thesuperficial.com/pete_wentz_talks_about_banging-12-2008