Monday, June 11, 2012

Best Revenge Sex Ever?


If you happen to know author Kola Boof you probably want to stay on her good side. The woman who claims she used to be the mistress of Osama bin Laden is also claiming to be the person responsible for destroying the marriage of Djimon Hounsou and Kimora Simmons. She says she is not in love with Djimon and does not particularly even like him but she does hate Kimora Lee Simmons and wanted to hurt her. So, she started having sex with Djimon a lot during their marriage.

According to The NY Daily News, the hatred goes back to 2008, when Boof was being treated for brain cancer. Boof says that Kimora nearly destroyed Boof's life and the lives of her children, but does not say what it was.

“Kimora nearly destroyed my life and my children’s lives. She is a lecherous, two-faced, money-obsessed witch and a delusional snob.”

Sounds like Kimora.



55 comments:

  1. I've never heard of her but I dare not google her from my work computer, I have no idea what I may find.

    All that to say, she sounds stable.

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  2. Kola Boof + Twitter = Comedy gold

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  3. Nooo why did I google her?!?! I legitimately screamed out loud at the images that appeared.

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  4. ^If the image in the post is any indication, I'm sure there are endless pictures portraying her demure elegance. Am I right?

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  5. Oh ENTY

    That last line cracked me up...lol
    Sounds.Like.Kimora.
    Hahaha

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  6. Man, those chi-chi's - they look like they could knock out an opponent in 5 seconds flat! And the lame is so delicate and flattering, to boot.

    I would seriously not want to piss this woman off. Kimora might want to consider relocating for a while.

    Men are hos, btw.

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  7. p.s. her "biography" is quite entertaining! http://www.kolaboof.com/dangerous.htm nothing NSFW here, although people might think you are an idiot for reading it.

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  8. Her twitter is hilarious. She gets in fights with everyone! She hates America, Nikki Minaj, and rappers who don't use dark skinned 100% African women in their videos. The ironic thing is that she is half Arabic. She claims that she was a sex slave for bin Laden but she was really a mistress. She says this so she can stay in America. This whole thing with Kimora came out a long time ago so I don't know why Enty is just posting about it now. She claimed that Kimora broke her and Dsjimon up so now she is just doing the same thing. Also, she was a writer for Days of our Lives. Also, she hooked up with Gerard Butler. Ok, my Breaking news report is over.

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  9. LOL @JSierra & someone should tell him he can do better.

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  10. This is a very funny story. Found this on the Internet:

    In her 2006 autobiography (as excerpted in Harper's Magazine, September 2006, pp. 22-24), Boof describes bin Laden as obsessed with Whitney Houston, smoking lots of marijuana, and forcing her to dance naked to Van Halen.

    Who knew he was such a hedonist?

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    1. Alot of these middle eaterners, who condemn our sordid way of life, spend loads of time at strip clubs, porn movies and reading porno. Big fat phonies, all of them!!

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  11. LOL She's talking about how great of a lover Djimon is. Thanks Auntjess for telling us about her twitter. It looks like it's going to be entertaining.

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  12. Kola Boof is quite a name.

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  13. Good morning Commenters! The first thing I do everyday, religiously, (well almost, save feed the cats and ponder how I ended up in Texas) is sit down with my coffee and read this site. Y'all are the best! Thank you for your smart funniness that helps me start my day and re-align the planets for the rest of us!

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  14. No one has to force me to dance naked to Van Halen.

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    1. Depends on which lead singer...

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  15. More proof that Gerard Butler will sleep with anything.

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  16. Yes, thanks for alerting us to her Twitter...it is INSANE..wow....almost as entertaining as Cher at 4am

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  17. Yes, thanks for alerting us to her Twitter...it is INSANE..wow....almost as entertaining as Cher at 4am

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  18. @anita_mark - lol - you too could have been an OBL gal, I guess!

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  19. Hi @Samiq!

    I don't know what to think about this woman. I barely know who Kimora is, and she's annoying enough. So I don't think I'll be digging around any.

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  20. Also, remember when everyone thought Bobby Brown was crazy and drugged out of his mind when he said al Qaeda was after him? She confirms it in her book bc of his obsession of Whitney.

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  21. Who DOESN'T dance naked to Van Halen?

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  22. She's crazy and all, but I keep seeing posts about Kimora and Djimon "divorcing" - from what I remember, they never got married.

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  23. Wow! Great stories readers!! I never heard of her. She must be the answer to more than one BI here.

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  24. She's back on right now ladies and gents and stirring the shit. Loving how Kimora is ignoring her-cause that is obviously driving Kola nuts!

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  25. There is no other way to listen to Van Halen, IMO.

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  27. Why the heck would Gerry "Manwhore" Butler or Djimon even want to hook up with her after she has been with BIN LADEN? Gross!!! Seriously, WTF?

    I know some dudes will hump on any lady who is willing, but... who wants Osama's sloppy seconds?

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  28. Nice rack but my ghod what's up with her head? She looks like Rondo Hatton...

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  29. If she hates America so much, why does she want to stay here? She can leave anytime she wants...as a matter of fact...I think America would prefer it if she'd go back to wherever she came from.

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  30. @anita Some lovely topless pics show up and no matter how hard I try I cannot erase the image of stretched out sausage patties slapped onto basketballs out of my mind. It's like they are staring at me everywhere I go.

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  31. as long as its van halen, not van hagar. sure why not.

    also, i was going to say "i bet she hates america", since she, you know, was the mistress of our "biggest enemy" and all.

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  32. Oh great! Now I won't get anything done today following this trick. Welcome Samiq!

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  33. EyEmKay I love your new pic - that mugshot cracked me up last week!

    I think Kimora and Djimon secretly got married IIRC

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  34. I have been following her on Twitter for awhile. She used to be a writer on Days of Lives but was fired after she wrote a book about her "affair" with Bin Laden.

    She actually pitched the story that Will should be gay and was rejected. She talked about it years ago.

    Now they are making Will gay.

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  35. Will Smith IS gay

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  36. Freaking crackpot!! Go elsewhere, your powers are no good here!

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  37. Anonymous11:22 AM

    If she "hates" America so much, why does she stay here? See, this is what pisses me off about some people. They love to complain about this country, but they will do ANYTHING to stay here. Talk about hypocrites.

    Also, bitches be crazy.

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  38. kola boof is neither witty nor frightening. She is a sham.


    "LABELS: DJIMON HOUNSOU, KIMORA SIMMONS ???"

    Gee,Enty, why didn't you include "a label" for this grotesque caricature of a female ?

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  39. LOLOLOL at Bin Laden going crazy with pot and Van Halen!!!!!!!!!!

    Though I think Aerosmith is more suited to this rare and delicate beauty's style.

    Cause 'Dude Looks like a Lady' has never in the history of the world, been more apropos when attached to this chick.

    Also, Djimon Hounsou IS seriously hot. All Im saying is if you gotta revenge fuck somebody, he wouldnt be that hard to do it with ;-P

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  40. Loving the blog today. You guys are the best! I can't wait to check her out on twitter.

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  41. LOL @JSierra! Thank you for your description...it has saved me the horror of looking at them myself. Strangely, even though I didn't look myself, I can't scrub the image from my mind.

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  42. This crazy story made me smile, but I just can't see terrorists jamming out to Van Halen so I don't believe a damn word she says.

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  43. Anonymous2:41 PM

    Lecherous: she must have hit on someone Boof cared about.

    Two faced: Acted nice to Boof's face.

    Money obsessed witch: aren't most

    super rich people? Most not all.

    delusional snob: can't argue there.

    ruined her and her family's life: affair

    Verdict: Kimora had an affair with Boof's exhusband/babydaddy.

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  44. I can't believe someone here made a Rondo Hatton reference. Nice one, Thomas.

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  45. Ok, I admit it - I follow a lot of crazy people just because they're crazy. Looks like I'll be reading more about Ms. Boof. I'm kind of scared.

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  46. @ Ingrid: I was just coming here to write the same thing! Rondo Hatton!

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  47. Rondo Hatton is from my hometown. Known for its good looking men, natch.

    Who knew Bobby Brown was right about Al Qaeda?!

    I say, get her, Kola! Kimora is pretty awful.

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  48. @Thomas, LOL you are being kind to compare her to Rondo Hatton .

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  49. Every since the Vanity Fair article about Kimora, I just cannot stand her or Russell Simmons. Go get her, crazy Kola Boof!

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  50. @auntliddy, those would be the gulf Arabs....i.e. the Beverly hillbillies of the Arab world

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  51. This is going to sound odd, but she reminds me of Scott Baio! When I followed Scott Baio, he was always getting into fights with people over the weirdest stuff. I did not know he was a Republican, but his twitter was all about politics and "people going home." Wherever "home" was. Kola seems to be following in Scott's footsteps.

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  52. Reporting a federal crime to the FBI shows he's either smarter than a lot of commenters here, or have smart lawyers.

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