Amir Khan Has The Best Excuses Ever

If Lindsay Lohan ever needs to get a graduate degree in excuses, she needs to go to the Amir Khan school of excuses. This guy is a master. Somehow he Tweets a photo of himself at strip club with a pile of money and manages to make it all seem like we are imagining things. The guy is brilliant.

First of all he Tweeted the photo above with the words, "Let's Play." He was in Vegas at the time and the first sign he was going to be in trouble was when the woman he is engaged to saw the photo and said she was disgusted. How did Amir explain that? He says the woman is not a stripper and is just someone who was performing acrobatics. Seriously. That is what he said. The cash? He says it is fake and that he would never do such a thing. It was a prop. You know, because all acrobat schools have props of wads of cash that their patrons can use while deciding whether to sign up for classes or not.

Apparently his girlfriend bought the story and even defended Amir saying she totally believed him and that all was forgiven.