Thursday, May 03, 2012

The World Will End June 30th


Obviously Jose Luis De Jesus has not been in the end of the world prediction game long enough. See, when you say the world is going to end you need to give yourself about 20-25 years to build up a following so you can have massive numbers of people, because when the world does not end then they are all going to leave in droves. Actually, your best bet when it comes to end of the world predictions is to make it for when you are about 95 so you can live a nice long life or already have died.


Jesus has a bunch of followers in Miami. They even have billboards all with the number 666 on it. They also have tattoos of 666 on their bodies. Apprently as long as you have this tattoo on your body you will be able to survive when the world ends on June 30th. So, the world will be filled with followers in this cult and Charles Manson and some other people who have served behind bars or really thought Ozzy Osbourne was the s**t back in the day.

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